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“A gift from my feller.”
24/08/23 11:53:23
I can't wear my oak boots I got acorn.
24/08/23 11:10:45
Well my Irish girlfriend said she was a size tree.
24/08/23 11:09:22
Which branch can I buy these in?
24/08/23 11:04:52
''I used to have a pair with laces but I had problems with the knots.''
24/08/23 11:28:32
"I am Boot."
24/08/23 11:06:38
The perfect flattering boots for someone with legs like tree trunks
24/08/23 11:21:03
♬ These roots were made for walking. ♬
24/08/23 11:01:34
"I'm really lichen these!"
24/08/23 11:11:39
''I find ash boots help my fallen larches.''
24/08/23 11:12:39, edited: 24/08/23 11:21:48
"Who designed them?""Vivienne Westwood."
24/08/23 11:10:17
A pair of Twiggy's boots go on display at the V&A.
24/08/23 11:04:10
My daughter couldn't quite afford these so I said I woodchip in.
24/08/23 13:27:37
Pack a pair of trunks, he said
24/08/23 11:37:35
Not what I meant when I said “grow a pair”
24/08/23 11:03:45
I think I’ve grained my ankle.
24/08/23 18:01:08
HA HA! with these boots I shall conker the world!
24/08/23 13:35:56
🎵 Teak a walk on the wild side
24/08/23 13:19:47, edited: 25/08/23 7:01:12
No wonder you have planter fasciitis.
24/08/23 13:19:21
"I don't think much of your new Timberland Boots"
24/08/23 12:32:49
"These will go nicely with my rings!", exclaimed Mrs Treebeard.
24/08/23 11:15:02, edited: 24/08/23 13:18:47
Dave had to hand his boots back after finding too many dogs weeing on them
24/08/23 11:10:57
“Ouch, I’ve stumped my toe”
24/08/23 11:05:35