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The guard of honour was great, but the flypast was disappointing.

28/05/21 8:15:40

The Queen picks another winner at Ascot.

02/06/21 12:13:07

Kevin was live streaming.

Wed 12:17:05

Think Harry would like to give Hermi-one.

04/06/21 8:48:31

George definitely had a flat.

03/06/21 8:18:27

'Wait a minute,I'm just tuning my bike."

03/06/21 8:17:17

I asked the plastic surgeon to make me look like a film star.

29/05/21 22:19:38

"Excuse me I think I'm lost! I'm looking for the 1880's?"

04/06/21 12:09:53

'Oh aren't they well camouflaged?"

"Aren't what well camouflaged?"

01/06/21 20:17:58

Yes honey, that is a strange name for a town,isn't it?"

31/05/21 13:53:20

it was the first time Gloria and Mabel had been picked up in the gym.

Thu 13:23:35

Top Banana

30/05/21 20:13:18

Hatchback

26/05/21 20:05:01

Think they might be bottom feeders.

Mon 20:28:31

" This has to be the worst cigar I've ever had."

12/06/21 12:43:27

They had made the water jump at the Grand National a lot more difficult this year

10/06/21 21:51:15

Her Majesty proving that the royal Family are indeed snotty-nosed.

02/06/21 12:09:35

Mouse teases invisible cat by riding on its back.

02/06/21 8:04:47

The theory that pink polar bears exist,has been completely squashed.

20/05/21 14:54:36

It's a dam comfy sofa.

Wed 12:15:52

"And we took this one just before we were chased by a pack of dogs."

10/06/21 8:24:53

We think the photo might be a little over exposed.

10/06/21 8:19:20

There had been an upturn in business.

07/06/21 8:39:06

🎵 "Big wheel keeps on turning ,proud Mary keeps on burning."

04/06/21 12:13:39

"No ,it's not too hard to play an accordion and ride a bike. In last years race I played the piano."

03/06/21 8:16:30

Jerry was perfecting his BGT act of Balancing on a blade of grass.

02/06/21 8:19:09

"Edna,I'm so glad we paid the extra to travel first class."

29/05/21 17:05:11

These family size snacks are so hard to unwrap.

25/05/21 12:31:14

They are obviously the butt of this joke,

Mon 20:31:08

"Right lads,which one of you ordered the Snake Bite?"

Mon 12:53:30

Most other homeless people had a pet dog,but Dave kept a guinea pig in his hair.

12/06/21 12:45:48

Stevie always held the mic like that,it was a Superstition.

12/06/21 12:35:04

"Biggest sandal in the world? That's a load of cobblers."

12/06/21 12:28:22

As Bridge tournaments go,this one was more boring than usual.

10/06/21 20:10:21

Since buying the delivery van,they had seen an increase in turnover.

07/06/21 10:34:29

Sally was really pleased with her new wall hanging.

05/06/21 13:17:47

SYSTEM ERROR: Cannot create specified log file.

03/06/21 12:53:23

The new future of drones. The Hovermouse.

02/06/21 8:06:00

Apparently chameleons can be a real handful.

01/06/21 20:22:56

The doctor said I must have more greens.

01/06/21 20:14:57

Some fancy footwork from the big bird...and the peacock too.

01/06/21 8:08:38

Semi automatic

30/05/21 11:12:49

I see you have been very active at the front.

27/05/21 20:11:54

Oops looks like I've lost my bearings.

24/05/21 8:44:12

I can't figure out the answer. I've had an Oeuf.

21/05/21 20:15:23

Dave had taken advice and made his tinder photograph a bit more fruity.

21/05/21 14:13:21

The cocktails were really cheep.

19/05/21 8:30:08

'Who ordered the buffalo mozzarella?"

Fri 13:56:01

Dave was taking the fun ride literally.

Fri 8:51:26

A recipe from Jamie Oliver's new book,7 ways to keep you feline healthy.

Thu 11:45:44

Back in my day we just used scrubbers.

Wed 22:23:45

The government attend the latest COBRA meeting.

Mon 12:50:03

Just Eat introduce the new extreme sports delivery service.

Mon 8:21:29

Despite cutbacks the GB Olympic Diving team continue with their training routines.

Mon 8:07:27

The only time players hope they don't make the cut.

13/06/21 20:48:24

Anne was the best head lass at the stables.

11/06/21 12:14:08

After the head transplant Sally was stable.

11/06/21 12:11:32

The bands first jam session didn't go too well.

11/06/21 8:33:06

Hospital snap shows NHS staff are down to the bare bones.

10/06/21 9:45:41

Sally was fed up with her bird shitting on her windows.

09/06/21 13:15:11

America ht by inflation.

09/06/21 11:06:46

No way! who has ordered the sherry?

09/06/21 11:05:45

Thank you for coming.

07/06/21 20:53:09

"Think I'll have a Brewdog please."

02/06/21 22:21:13

'I thought you said there were no hazards at this hole?"

01/06/21 15:09:46

Looks like hey have cocked up that dance routine.

01/06/21 8:21:53

The Greatest Dancer struggles to come up with new contestants.

01/06/21 8:12:46

It's not wht it looks like.They're just having a catnap.

31/05/21 9:57:55

Dave was definitely well hung

30/05/21 20:29:42

Sally thought a hanging fruit basket would look good on the lounge.

30/05/21 20:19:08

The Hair and Beauty Magazine new front cover caused some controversy.

30/05/21 13:54:15

When you said you'd give me a tinkle,I didn't expect this.

29/05/21 22:23:47

wow that hare restorer was great.

29/05/21 22:20:31

You have a lovely handful of medals

27/05/21 20:10:21

"That exhaust needs fixing."
'It's not the exhaust it's the rotisserie."

26/05/21 20:06:47

Somebody told me to screw the nut.

25/05/21 20:14:05

As usual the linesman was getting some stick, he was taking dogs abuse.

25/05/21 8:11:33

The bird just missing him was really a blessing in disguise.

24/05/21 20:14:22

"The construction of this man made beach was a huge feat."

22/05/21 20:59:50

"So are you the cox?"

22/05/21 13:52:42

Mathematics leaves my brain scrambled

21/05/21 20:09:41

She was the Top Banana in the social media class.

21/05/21 12:09:23

The beach party attracted some shady characters.

20/05/21 14:20:46

Daddy...look at the doggy!

16/05/21 12:22:45