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"Who killed you?""C-U-R-I-O-S..."
31/03/22 11:45:46
''It's a message for Tom from Jerry.''''What does it say?''''Fuck you.''
31/03/22 11:10:00
-"I'm getting a name ... Did anyone know a Tigger?"-"No."-"No, not Tigger ... Felix?"-"No."-"No, wait ... Mittens?"-"Oh my God! Yes! Great Aunty Mittens, is that you?"
31/03/22 11:55:03
"Spirits, can you tell us our future?""Yes... You will go on to be in many, many, MANY captions."
31/03/22 11:37:03
"Wait! Something's happening. It's an 'M' then 'E', an 'O' and a 'W' - does that mean anything to anyone here?"
31/03/22 11:08:01
"Tell us, spirits, who will win this month's £50 cash prize?"C-H-R-I-S-K-E-E...
31/03/22 11:35:01
"This game sucks. I wish the dogs would let us play poker with them."
31/03/22 11:20:33
GIVETINROOFSAMISS
31/03/22 11:13:58
"We're sorry about Hansel and Gretel burning you up in the oven, but o wise one please tell us where is it you keep the tin opener?"
31/03/22 11:02:17
"Mum, if you can hear me, where's my favourite toy?""CHECKUNDERTHESOFA"
31/03/22 11:42:05
Mystic Mog
31/03/22 11:00:16
"26, 11. 41, 12, 18, 52""and the bonus ball?"
31/03/22 18:13:07
'It's a message from Tiddles"'Don't eat the salmon mousse'
31/03/22 11:34:33
"Okay, so who can spell...?"
31/03/22 11:25:23
"Who the bloody hell is L O R D L U C A N?"
31/03/22 18:19:04
Supurrnatural
31/03/22 11:22:33
''I'm beginning to get a bit sceptical about the spirit world, Tom. We've now had the same message six nights running: Give Tom a big fish.''
31/03/22 11:21:23
"He says, beware of a man called Schrödinger and keep away from his box."
31/03/22 11:08:49
“Thomas, it’s your great uncle Albert and he seems to be saying goodbye to you’“But I’m not dea…………..
31/03/22 11:01:44
When you’ve got nine lives contacting the dead can take a while.
31/03/22 11:00:19