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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa.

26/04/22 8:17:06

''What would you like for Christmas, little monkey?''

''I want a banana. Some bastard stuck the one I had on a wall.''

26/04/22 8:13:39

Due to her having a pet monkey and her promiscuous reputation in the village, Sandra was unkindly known as 'The Organ Grinder'

26/04/22 9:16:56

BREAKING NEWS

Angela Rayner faces new ''distraction'' allegations.

26/04/22 8:01:41

"Do you have any more tips on saving money this Christmas?"
"Employ a woman to be santa at half the wage and get everything from Amazon prime-mate."

26/04/22 8:16:58

"No", said Santa to his trainee. "You're supposed to leave a tangerine in their stocking, not a tamarin."

26/04/22 8:11:37

She's not a Saint knickerless and gets up to sll sorts of monkey business.

26/04/22 8:06:44

"Are you absolutely sure she's Nick's, Mrs Claus?"

26/04/22 8:05:36

"Look what I got for Christmas!", said the monkey.

26/04/22 8:01:03