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Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up."

10/01/22 12:35:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“It’s clockwise in this lane mate.”

10/01/22 12:25:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

I wouldn't get too chummy if I were you!

10/01/22 15:45:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

"Just piss off or I'll tell the Killer Whale that you called him a fanny."

10/01/22 12:32:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13148Mr Dome

You're a great white, I've just done a great brown

10/01/22 12:27:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.”

10/01/22 12:10:22

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He who smelt it dealt it; He who made the bubble caused the trouble --Glad You Remember
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

"Listen Mr Shark. Before you start getting all angry, you should know that my new year's resolution is to no longer eat fish. I only eat meat now."

"What a coincidence. That's my new year's resolution too."

10/01/22 12:13:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

I'm gonna have to get a picture of this to remember the moment. I can't believe I forgot to put in my contact lenses. Come here little Dolphin...

10/01/22 12:40:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

Jaws has always been my favourite film of all time. But it's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes.

10/01/22 12:09:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

Why didn't I just have a day by the swimming pool. Stupid bloody midlife crisis.

10/01/22 12:07:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10176James Lennox

"Hold still, you've got tomato stuck in your teeth ... Oh, my mistake, it's a piece of Dave."


[Nod for similarity to 13:13:34, written while I was faffing about]

10/01/22 13:22:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

“You’ve got a a bit of blood on your nose, here, let me.”

10/01/22 13:13:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25591Michael Winner

"...and once again, the winner of 'Undersea Stareout' is the one without eyelids."

10/01/22 20:27:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

"...and to cut a story short, that's what happened with Brexit. As for Covid..."

"You know what mate, this isn't worth it and I'd rather be hungry, see ya. God, what a boring bastard."

10/01/22 12:52:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

BREAKING: Metal shortage hitting the shark cage diving industry 'absolutely not a problem', say sharks.

10/01/22 12:36:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

"You then put your thumb and forefinger together and go Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo , baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo."

10/01/22 12:26:26

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 783Generic RedHead

"There's one behind me, isn't there?

10/01/22 16:34:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10176James Lennox

"So, Could U Be Appetising?"

10/01/22 14:10:43

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

'My place or jaws?'

10/01/22 13:41:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

Stop shark. This is a school crossing

10/01/22 13:22:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

A View to a Gill

10/01/22 13:09:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

My biggest regret that day? Wearing my 'Sharks can kiss my arse' t-shirt.

10/01/22 13:01:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

"And when I click my fingers you will be back to being a man eating killer shark."
CLICK...
"Ohhhh sh1t"

10/01/22 12:18:44

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9206Glyn Evans

"You are a very, very naughty shark and you shouldn't be eating beach goers..."

10/01/22 12:10:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

On adventure with dad comes to an abrupt end.

10/01/22 12:04:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"So here's the deal. If you can swallow your camera I won't eat you."

10/01/22 12:02:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 3304Molly R

"It's all right, I promise it won't hurt - now relax, and open wide, and we'll have it out in two seconds."

10/01/22 12:02:11

 
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