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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up."
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Al Overy Vote score: 13481Al Overy

"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up."

10/01/22 12:35:34

C CaMel Vote score: 8824C CaMel

“It’s clockwise in this lane mate.”

10/01/22 12:25:44

Al Overy Vote score: 13481Al Overy

I wouldn't get too chummy if I were you!

10/01/22 15:45:24

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Just piss off or I'll tell the Killer Whale that you called him a fanny."

10/01/22 12:32:49

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14359Mr Dome

You're a great white, I've just done a great brown

10/01/22 12:27:53

C CaMel Vote score: 8824C CaMel

“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.”

10/01/22 12:10:22

He who smelt it dealt it; He who made the bubble caused the trouble --Glad You Remember
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Listen Mr Shark. Before you start getting all angry, you should know that my new year's resolution is to no longer eat fish. I only eat meat now."

"What a coincidence. That's my new year's resolution too."

10/01/22 12:13:39

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

I'm gonna have to get a picture of this to remember the moment. I can't believe I forgot to put in my contact lenses. Come here little Dolphin...

10/01/22 12:40:44

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Jaws has always been my favourite film of all time. But it's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes.

10/01/22 12:09:25

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Why didn't I just have a day by the swimming pool. Stupid bloody midlife crisis.

10/01/22 12:07:16

James Lennox Vote score: 12035James Lennox

"Hold still, you've got tomato stuck in your teeth ... Oh, my mistake, it's a piece of Dave."


[Nod for similarity to 13:13:34, written while I was faffing about]

10/01/22 13:22:09

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28927Ian Skelding

“You’ve got a a bit of blood on your nose, here, let me.”

10/01/22 13:13:34

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"...and once again, the winner of 'Undersea Stareout' is the one without eyelids."

10/01/22 20:27:10

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"...and to cut a story short, that's what happened with Brexit. As for Covid..."

"You know what mate, this isn't worth it and I'd rather be hungry, see ya. God, what a boring bastard."

10/01/22 12:52:25

Al Overy Vote score: 13481Al Overy

BREAKING: Metal shortage hitting the shark cage diving industry 'absolutely not a problem', say sharks.

10/01/22 12:36:30

Tony S Vote score: 5909Tony S

"You then put your thumb and forefinger together and go Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo , baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo."

10/01/22 12:26:26

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