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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up."
10/01/22 12:35:34
“It’s clockwise in this lane mate.”
10/01/22 12:25:44
I wouldn't get too chummy if I were you!
10/01/22 15:45:24
"Just piss off or I'll tell the Killer Whale that you called him a fanny."
10/01/22 12:32:49
You're a great white, I've just done a great brown
10/01/22 12:27:53
“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.”
10/01/22 12:10:22
"Listen Mr Shark. Before you start getting all angry, you should know that my new year's resolution is to no longer eat fish. I only eat meat now.""What a coincidence. That's my new year's resolution too."
10/01/22 12:13:39
I'm gonna have to get a picture of this to remember the moment. I can't believe I forgot to put in my contact lenses. Come here little Dolphin...
10/01/22 12:40:44
Jaws has always been my favourite film of all time. But it's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes.
10/01/22 12:09:25
Why didn't I just have a day by the swimming pool. Stupid bloody midlife crisis.
10/01/22 12:07:16
"Hold still, you've got tomato stuck in your teeth ... Oh, my mistake, it's a piece of Dave."[Nod for similarity to 13:13:34, written while I was faffing about]
10/01/22 13:22:09
“You’ve got a a bit of blood on your nose, here, let me.”
10/01/22 13:13:34
"...and once again, the winner of 'Undersea Stareout' is the one without eyelids."
10/01/22 20:27:10
"...and to cut a story short, that's what happened with Brexit. As for Covid...""You know what mate, this isn't worth it and I'd rather be hungry, see ya. God, what a boring bastard."
10/01/22 12:52:25
BREAKING: Metal shortage hitting the shark cage diving industry 'absolutely not a problem', say sharks.
10/01/22 12:36:30
"You then put your thumb and forefinger together and go Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo , baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo."
10/01/22 12:26:26
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