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Mark England	lol Traffic news: The B345 has virtually come to a standstill due to Fogg 08/09/21 11:15:15	2 22
Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
Mark Wilson	"Where did you find this getaway driver again?" 08/09/21 12:11:30	9

John Glover	"Yes dad, it saves on petrol, but my school is only 100 yards up the road." 08/09/21 13:11:40	6

Troompa Loompa	The all new environmentally friendly hot air balloon powered by politicians' speeches. 08/09/21 11:08:32	2 5
They just need to catch up. Maybe they’re not so fleet. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie	lol You’re causing a obstruction on the road with this balloon. But it identifies as a car Officer. Oh why didn’t you say, I’ll call for recovery. 08/09/21 18:29:49	3

Al Overy	"Release some more ballast!" "We've jettisoned all the sand bags, it's just us and my mother-in-law left!" "...Needs must! Bye, Shirley!" 08/09/21 11:25:09	3

Mr Dome	- Where are you off to mate? - Up 08/09/21 15:35:11	2

C CaMel	“Don’t worry, the pilot said he’s a member of AA.” 08/09/21 11:20:37	1 2
He’s a member of AA? Well FAA. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards	Monster Raving Balloony Party 08/09/21 11:20:32	2

Vanessa the Guesser	"Damn! I forgot to buy some Nimble" 08/09/21 11:19:22	2

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