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"We're a bit overdressed for dogging."

30/01/23 8:12:45

The Hitchedhikers' Guide to the Galaxy

30/01/23 8:05:34, edited: 30/01/23 8:18:07

"Did you remember to take the bins out? And don't forget my Mum's coming over for dinner on Sunday. Did I tell you about Julie? She's pregnant again. My feet are killing me. This is such a lovely setting, but I've got a headache now so you'll have to sort yourself out. Don't worry Dave, we've got the rest of our lives together. It's only been five hours but it's fun being married isn't it?"

30/01/23 8:21:57, edited: 30/01/23 8:24:17

She managed to keep it together during the ceremony but now they were on honeymoon she broke down

30/01/23 8:10:56

Park and bride.

30/01/23 13:18:46

"I'm sorry, Darling, but you'll have to walk this last bit. I don't want to get my car muddy."

30/01/23 8:16:08

"Oh Steve, I love you so much. But I'm getting married in half an hour and so I've got to get to the wedding and my new husband."

30/01/23 8:02:00

"We'd better be quick, the Uber driver's getting tetchy."

30/01/23 9:56:55

Is it just me, or has passing the MOT test become ridiculously difficult?

30/01/23 8:47:57

Women often dream of their perfect wedding day. Getting ready with their closest girl friends. A church service followed by a wedding breakfast at a vintage barn with fresh flowers as the table centrepieces. Dancing and champagne, then a drive out to the countryside to watch the midnight sky before making love under the stars. All of this is great but can be ruined by the following sentence...

"Carol. I can't unhook your bra. Can you do it?"

30/01/23 8:44:53

- What is your car called again?
- Christine

30/01/23 8:14:36

''UFO!''

''That's a bit of a turnaround. A few seconds ago you were saying how much you loved me.''

30/01/23 8:01:48, edited: 30/01/23 8:31:30

"Honey, where's the moon?"

30/01/23 8:00:10