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Mr Sheen?
11:15am
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Risk Assessment.
Hazard/Risk - Falling from height.
Control Measure - Get the Polish bloke to do it for £20. [The Wolf]
It goes back to the Stone Age where Men used to go out hunting in the cold, while women stayed in the cave with the fire.
4:34pm
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"...and my Wife STILL wanted the f*cking heating on" [The Wolf]
I heard it was men round the fire BBQing things, while the women went to Iceland.
5:46pm
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"...and my Wife STILL wanted the f*cking heating on" [The Wolf]
Your cat poster is missing?
7:06am
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"Sean speaking, would you like me to sing for you?"
"No, I don't want you to f*cking sing for me. I'm calling about you sticking your shitty advert over my missing cat poster." [The Wolf]
LOL. I LOVE this little story : )
11:49pm
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It was fun watching my Granny on a rollercoaster until a grey curly pube landed on my ice cream. [The Wolf]
"And Pull Down your Shirt... You look like a "Nut-Crack'er."
2:28pm
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"Dave, you know that saying 'You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours'? Well that doesn't apply today." [The Wolf]
Why didn't my daughter ever bring hot blokes like that home?
1:45pm
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8am - "Dad, I'm going out on a date tonight at 7pm with a guy who is ten years older than me, is in a band, is on the dole and is covered in tattoos including one on his stomach pointing to his genitals saying (get it 'ere)." 7pm..... [The Wolf]
...You beat me to it.
2:34pm
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8am - "Dad, I'm going out on a date tonight at 7pm with a guy who is ten years older than me, is in a band, is on the dole and is covered in tattoos including one on his stomach pointing to his genitals saying (get it 'ere)." 7pm..... [The Wolf]
nod to 12.10.20
12:41pm
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This week on DIY SOS, a family from Leeds kick the shit out of Nick Knowles. [The Wolf]
I struggled voting for this because I like Nick Knowles, but then it occurred to me to substitute Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen for Nick, and I thought where’s my boots.
5:12pm
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This week on DIY SOS, a family from Leeds kick the shit out of Nick Knowles. [The Wolf]