The Wolf
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| Comments | 1 | 2 | #9 | 225 | 436 | #18 |
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caption votes given since joining: 7,294
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"...and I said, what water pipe?" 29/08/19 8:52:09 |
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The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo. 21/08/19 20:00:13 |
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Frustration is clearly evident after captioneers discover the identity of Anon. 28/07/19 21:57:17 |
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09/07/19 20:36:01 |
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03/07/19 9:23:20 |
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"For god sake Darren, it's only a spider" 01/06/19 20:01:48 |
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01/04/19 12:13:25 |
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"Does my bumper look big in these?" 15/01/19 12:00:11 |
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15/01/19 8:34:27 |
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"Andy, can you cut me a piece of wood about 2ft long" 12/01/19 12:13:04 |
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"Don't you know who my dad is" 24/12/18 12:00:33 |
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"I've just had a shit in the woods." 02/02/22 8:47:21 |
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Everything that I could want in a caption is here. I'm only sorry that I'm out of supervotes.
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26/01/22 20:07:33 |
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"F-cking charming. Spend all morning up her fanny and now this..." 24/01/22 12:02:12 |
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It's not nice seeing a Transformer when it's pissed. 21/01/22 8:16:12 |
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Been drinking the Hoptimus Prime again?
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09/12/21 12:00:37 |
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Thanks very much for your kind words Stephen.
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03/12/21 8:06:12 |
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20/11/21 10:11:58 |
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13/10/21 20:05:23 |
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"Madam, we appreciate you donating your unwanted toys to the Samaritans but..." 11/07/21 12:51:35 |
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There's always 1 fully committed smoker. 30/06/21 20:00:08 |
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16/06/21 8:43:12 |
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It's the number 1 tourist attraction. 12/05/21 20:22:52 |
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05/02/21 12:00:11 |
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How convenient, (although I was preparing for the choirboy auditions), I'm wearing the new bishopric approved vestments.
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The local Dungeons and Dragons club finally pluck up the courage to Google the word 'tits'... 12/11/20 12:00:15 |
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And see a pic of themselves
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05/11/20 8:30:36 |
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To be fair, why does a caption have to be about the Mona Lisa? She is not the only subject in the photo. Who really cares what aspect of the picture is taken as long as it is part of the photo and provides us with some humour? Lots of the best cap...
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How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney... 24/10/20 8:21:09 |
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Sorry for not voting Wolfie, I forgot I had 1 hour less to vote for this caption. You had me in stitches.
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13/10/20 8:00:24 |
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18/09/20 20:00:41 |
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16/09/20 8:16:16 |
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He obviously has a screw loose. 18/05/20 8:00:06 |
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There's nothing better than sneaking up on a slow flying Seagull and stealing its ice cream... 12/03/20 8:00:38 |
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This is a picture of my late Grandad. I remember his last words..."F*ck me, a bus..." 09/01/20 13:15:42 |
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12/10/19 20:27:51 |
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29/08/19 12:00:13 |
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I feel the need for Friskees.
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27/08/19 12:00:07 |
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And then my wife said "go on, take a photo of it" "¦and that's how I lost my eye 14/08/19 20:00:15 |
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09/08/19 12:44:03 |
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"We really need to get a new lid for the blender" 30/05/19 12:06:44 |
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Just found this picture on Tumblr 08/02/19 12:00:06 |
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24/12/18 8:00:08 |
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21/12/18 12:00:08 |
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"Hi. What seems to be the problem?" 17/02/22 8:00:09 |
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He can get his head out of that quite easy. You were called because I'm standing in cement.
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"You three should take a look at yourselves in the mirror." 13/02/22 8:00:10 |
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07/02/22 8:24:53 |
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"Sorry for the wait lads but it's so cold that I can't find it" 11/01/22 12:05:39 |
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08/01/22 12:54:03 |
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11/12/21 8:02:23 |
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...but there was always caption.me
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08/12/21 8:00:12 |
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07/12/21 12:00:08 |
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It's fine, the gravestone is also in braille.
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When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist. 28/11/21 12:08:03 |
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Time for a shart exit?
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22/08/21 20:37:43 |
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22/08/21 20:33:03 |
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Unfortunately for all on board, that dropped chip was inside the fighter jet.
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27/07/21 20:12:29 |
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12/07/21 12:10:44 |
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14/06/21 20:00:06 |
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♪ Moon River wider than a mile... We're after the same rainbow's end.... ♪
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"Do you ladies mind if I join you? I'll just grab my helmet..." 24/04/21 8:31:21 |
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"We're going to need the military's help with this one. Send in the soldiers" 14/04/21 8:10:08 |
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They're the real eggsperts
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Hannibal Lecter's haemorrhoids were a bit disturbing. 02/04/21 8:19:19 |
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I'm sure there's a few familiar faeces in there too
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08/03/21 12:18:00 |
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16/01/21 8:20:36 |
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15/01/21 8:48:31 |
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"I'm going nuts just thinking about it."
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13/11/20 12:06:08 |
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09/11/20 8:29:02 |
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Donald Trump and Mike Pence secure new (and more suitable) employment. 06/11/20 20:08:39 |
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There's even room for the fly (and his whole family).
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19/10/20 12:59:48 |
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When you buy an IKEA wardrobe and open the instructions... 23/09/20 20:06:25 |
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09/09/20 8:15:17 |
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Butlins is a lot stricter now than it was in the 90s. 02/09/20 20:32:09 |
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13/05/20 12:00:06 |
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I bet he didn't Nintendo get that name.
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Don't laugh, he's got a gun...Don't laugh, he's got a gun...Don't laugh, he's got a gun... 25/04/20 12:00:20 |
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It has been proven that you can cut a guards head off and no one will shoot you.
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"I told you not to fall asleep whilst babysitting"¦" 30/03/20 12:00:09 |
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Meanwhile, on the planet Octagon, the Brollyheads were tucking into Sunday dinner.... 28/03/20 20:05:24 |
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It's annoying when you've got a cold and run out of tissues... 28/02/20 12:12:22 |
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It's always wise to carry a baby wipe.
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The Disney sequel to 'A Bug's Life' was a bit depressing... 23/02/20 20:06:41 |
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17/02/20 8:56:11 |
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"I told you it was a bad idea to sell pens in the Louvre gift shop..." 13/01/20 8:07:08 |
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More damaging photos released of Justin Trudeau... 12/12/19 8:31:36 |
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"It's a nightmare keeping on top of the bloody washing" 23/11/19 14:02:04 |
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19/10/19 20:17:23 |
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A clear-cut case of sexual assault. Caught red-handed!
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26/09/19 12:00:24 |
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27/08/19 8:00:38 |
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The royal family kindly request that you do not feed the pigeons outside Buckingham Palace... 26/08/19 12:04:44 |
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20/07/19 21:03:01 |
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16/07/19 12:00:09 |
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12/07/19 12:09:01 |
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"Please don't Trump when I Putin" 22/06/19 12:00:49 |
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"HANG ON...You don't work here" 22/06/19 8:06:22 |
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04/05/19 20:21:06 |
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"Dave, have you seen Tracy? Hold on a minute...is she under the desk?" 02/05/19 9:38:52 |
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Carlos was well known for being calm and level headed during interviews. 18/04/19 20:00:06 |
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18/03/19 8:00:10 |
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"I told you we shouldn't have rented the room to a Hen party" 28/01/19 12:09:38 |
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You're right Steve (no pun intended), except most things inside quotation marks have immunity from grammar crimes.
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28/12/18 20:14:51 |
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"OH MY GOD!" 12/02/22 20:00:28 |
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"Dad, maybe everyone's had enough of these adventures. Even the roof is falling asleep." 06/02/22 20:00:10 |
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04/02/22 20:00:26 |
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If it's seven Feminists to every Alpha, then I don't know how Equality will ever be achieved
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01/02/22 12:11:01 |
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Why ever not? - It should be applied to everyone regardless of their position...unless Prince Charles has some sort of medical condition? - it does look like he's having a heart attack.
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That is one brave dog. You would never see me urinating on the Emperor from Star Wars. 24/01/22 8:02:46 |
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16/12/21 12:00:25 |
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Nod to ginger/bully concept.
9:03am
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In the old days, being a ginger kid with the power of telekinesis was great. Sure, I'd often be targeted by bullies, but they'd never expect the water balloon. [The Wolf]
"Where's Grant gone?"
7:57pm
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"He's in fighting position now and when you pull the string on his back he says, 'Hello Mum', and If you pull it twice he says, 'I'm gonna kill you, Ian'. I know it's one of those impulse buys but I love my Phil Mitchell Doll." [The Wolf]
A welcome reminder of TV Burp's "Is Phil Mitchell deflating?" compilation.
10:56am
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"He's in fighting position now and when you pull the string on his back he says, 'Hello Mum', and If you pull it twice he says, 'I'm gonna kill you, Ian'. I know it's one of those impulse buys but I love my Phil Mitchell Doll." [The Wolf]
He can get his head out of that quite easy. You were called because I'm standing in cement.
8:11pm
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"Hi. What seems to be the problem?" [The Wolf]
Maybe that's where the "owey" part of johnowey comes from.
8:22am
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It was going so well until a basketball player made a slam dunk and broke my foot. [The Wolf]
"Then, to my horror, he made a pass at me."
12:46am
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Basketbald [The Wolf]
Tell him it's also an ambigram, that'll really blow his mind.
9:47pm
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It's 22022022 which means today's date is a palindrome. Most people can absorb this type of information but trying to explain it to someone from Nashville, Tennessee, can have disastrous effects. [The Wolf]
Ebay user Kate104c: Also, we haven't received the chocolate bars
12:54pm
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Ebay user Kate104c: Hi I'm messaging about the table we just bought from you. It's arrived this morning and it's scratched and has a hole in it.
Ebay user Dave098t: Sorry to hear this. The damage must have happened in transit because if you look at the photo on the listing, you can clearly see there's no damage. [The Wolf]
Loved this. Shocked it had no votes.
9:29pm
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"Hi, I'm Dave the electrician. I'm here to look at your faulty plug socket. Is it easy for me to access it?..." [The Wolf]
Thanks James.
7:26pm
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"Hi, I'm Dave the electrician. I'm here to look at your faulty plug socket. Is it easy for me to access it?..." [The Wolf]