Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

Please use the forum to send private messages instead.

	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	73	27	65	#3	71	231	#1	7829	20688	#10
Photos
Comments	15	1	4	#3	6	7	#3	281	578	#16
Forum Posts		1						12
Suggested Edits

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	33	#6	81	#4	9565	#24
Photos	2	#12			1137	#16
Comments	10	#1	6	#5	663	#13
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	2	#1	2	#1	3	#5

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	Superking. 19/05/23 11:00:25	16

	Not the best venue for a Shotgun Wedding. 03/04/23 11:15:46	16

	Watts new pussycat. 10/01/22 20:09:01	16

	"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 11:04:23	16

	lol "So what treatments have you decided to go for?" "Flea and worm. You?" 13/05/21 11:28:11	2 16

	"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" "Yeah, me too"...cough 31/03/21 11:35:42	7 16
That's a "tasteless" joke. --Willie Johnson
	lol "Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06	1 16
"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout." --Willie Johnson
	"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19	16

	"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55	1 16
Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe. --Willie Johnson
	"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17	16

	Weatheredspoons 24/01/21 12:03:13	1 16
out back... witheredpoons --Mauris Iocus
	I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44	16

	lol All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 7:29:37	16

	creative Up next on 'Irresponsible Pet Owners', Sue enjoys a coffee in the Shard and gets her camera ready in preparation for Rex's first bungee jump... 01/09/20 11:00:50	16

	"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 11:12:52	1 16
The Strolling Bones.. --stone face
	lol x2 "All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17	1 16
It's because it should have been 08.00.04 --Willie Johnson
	clever Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28	16

	"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 19:02:57	16

	lol Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 19:00:16	1 16
One is all I need. --Willie Johnson
	lol "Good evening Tom, how are you?" "Oh, don't get me started, I woke up this morning and they were already in a mood, something to do with the sofa being ripped to shreds. Then they ran out of Gourmet Mon Petit, so I had to have Lidl own brand food, then they went to work and turned the TV off, so I've been bored all day. They don't even check the litter tray until Saturday, so I have to do gymnastics to avoid my own poo, it must be nice to have a flushing toilet. Oh, and the dog has terrible wind at the moment. Same again please" 22/08/19 8:00:42	2 16
Can't stop laughing at this! --Karyn Harrison
	Tinder Surprise 03/07/19 19:00:06	16

	Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 7:00:07	16

	Disorient Express 16/05/19 19:14:58	16

	lol "I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy" 28/02/19 8:00:08	16

	Made from puff pastry. 15/10/23 11:04:40	1 15

	Chapter 1. Think outside the box. 02/10/23 11:21:52	15

	You have to be careful when taking a photograph. I took this one to show my wife a car made from bricks and then she found out I'd started smoking again. 28/09/23 7:13:24	15

	"Shit, I forgot my screwdriver." 19/09/23 19:00:23	15

	"Mate, how good are we at trampolining." 17/09/23 19:00:25	15

	"Errr, excuse me. Not before you've finished your tea. You've still got two slugs and a caterpillar on your plate." "But Muuuuum." 31/08/23 11:18:02	2 15
Liked this one a lot. :) --Al Overy
	lol x3 creative "I like museums, but I'm not sure how I feel about this Blue Whale Clit Exhibition." 21/07/23 7:35:30	4 15
Oh right, that explains what whale song is... --Glyn Evans
	"This machine is useless. I selected K9." 15/02/23 8:00:10	15

	"Sir, wake up please. The DFS store is about to close." 06/12/22 8:04:28	15

	"It'll do. Pub?" 22/10/22 11:20:41	1 15
So, that's where you've been! ;) --Al Overy
	"HEY, Kurt Zouma, yeah I thought it was you. Listen, we don't normally like cats, but even we think you're a prick!" 10/02/22 8:00:12	15

	lol Cough 19/12/21 12:06:55	15

	"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?" 29/11/21 12:28:31	1 15
"Please" is such a silly name for an Ambulance. --Willie Johnson
	"Dave, I don't care if that's the sound you make when you catch your willy in your zip. It's still not a word." 07/07/21 19:00:16	15

	"This week on 'Excessive Flatulence', Gary levitates a horse after consuming half a kilo of brussel sprouts." 05/05/21 19:15:31	1 15
Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas. --Karyn Harrison
	lol "Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out" 26/03/21 20:11:47	15

	BBC NEWSROOM. "Boss, I think you should take a look at this. This photo has just been sent in by a member of the public" "So what? That's hardly news is it?" "Hardly news? That's a six foot snowman..." 05/03/21 12:12:56	1 15
Don't worry, the 25 foot cat will take care of it. --Willie Johnson
	Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans 16/02/21 8:15:50	15

	clever "It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning" 26/01/21 20:00:16	15

	I met her on Plenty of Fish & Chips 21/12/20 20:38:35	15

	It took 4 hours for Emma to gradually melt a 5ft snowman using her heated thermal glove, but she was determined to finish the job. Absolutely ruthless. 07/12/20 9:01:08	15

	lol That moment that you let yourself into your parent's house to give them their anniversary card and........ 23/09/20 19:36:06	15

	"...and this is the dick pic he sent me this morning..." "Eugh, Sally that's gross. Your Grandad should know better" 19/08/20 19:17:03	15

	Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth... 22/07/20 19:03:45	15

	lol Face Orf 23/03/20 20:00:08	15

	🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵 10/03/20 12:00:09	2 15

	clever Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time... 07/03/20 20:11:39	1 15
Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win... --stone face
	lol "That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..." 07/12/19 9:48:49	15

	Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird 30/10/19 12:00:07	15

	clever "I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time" 10/10/19 7:00:09	15

	Police be seated 11/09/19 7:00:15	15

	"FREEZE"¦FASHION POLICE" 10/09/19 11:00:14	1 15

	"...and I said, what water pipe?" 29/08/19 7:52:09	15

	lol The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo. 21/08/19 19:00:13	15

	lol Frustration is clearly evident after captioneers discover the identity of Anon. 28/07/19 20:57:17	2 15

	Now that's an Urdu 09/07/19 19:36:01	15

	clever Pride and Prejudice 03/07/19 8:23:20	15

	"For god sake Darren, it's only a spider" 01/06/19 19:01:48	15

	creative "Dan, will you stop giving the baby Cocaine when he's trying to cook dinner, people will think we are bad parents" 01/04/19 11:13:25	15

	"Does my bumper look big in these?" 15/01/19 12:00:11	15

	Cornivore 15/01/19 8:34:27	15

	"Andy, can you cut me a piece of wood about 2ft long" 12/01/19 12:13:04	15

	"Don't you know who my dad is" 24/12/18 12:00:33	15

	VietNan 25/10/23 7:08:03	14

	"Sorry I'm late. It took me a while to get through the tube ticket barrier." 24/10/23 19:16:26	14

	"We're the coolest and most popular Dungeons & Dragons team in Whitby." 06/10/23 11:12:18	14

	lol "Bloody 'ell, Dave, It's everywhere. The next time you have a day at home to yourself can you please use a tissue?" 05/10/23 11:17:05	14

	lol "Pssst. I don't mean to gossip, but the Hyena just called you a ginger twat." 26/03/23 19:13:35	14

	“Oh my god, my husband is home early from the pub. QUICK, GET OUT… and you better leave through the front door because he always climbs through the window naked when he’s drunk.” 12/03/23 8:01:39, edited: 12/03/23 8:03:12	14

	"Dave, you didn't have to set fire to it. I'm sure someone would've voted for your captions eventually." 08/03/23 20:04:45	1 14

	lol creative “Excuse me doctor, should you really be doing that whilst my husband is in there doing a sperm sample?” 01/02/23 12:03:40	14

	creative "Tony, this is getting ridiculous and it's about time you realised that you've got a hoarding problem. The books are bad enough but where the hell did you get that man from?" 03/12/22 21:01:59	14

	lol "I've just had a shit in the woods." "Nice one. But couldn't you have wiped your bum, Linda?" 02/02/22 8:47:21	2 14
Everything that I could want in a caption is here. I'm only sorry that I'm out of supervotes. --Glad You Remember
	Cold Play. 26/01/22 20:07:33	14

	"F-cking charming. Spend all morning up her fanny and now this..." 24/01/22 12:02:12	14

	lol It's not nice seeing a Transformer when it's pissed. 21/01/22 8:16:12	2 14
Been drinking the Hoptimus Prime again? --Glyn Evans
	“Sis, guess what? I’ve found where Mum and Dad have been hiding our Christmas presents, they’re under their bed. Meet my new best friend. I also found a purple wand and some marbles on a string.” 09/12/21 12:00:37	2 14
Thanks very much for your kind words Stephen. --The Wolf
	lol Outside Chris Beach's house. Tuesday 30th November 2021. "What's this wire that says 'voting'? That can't be doing anything..." 03/12/21 8:06:12	14

	lol creative "It's from the hairdressers. It says, Dear Mr and Mrs Samuels. Due to an administration error, you were both given the same hair cuts. We appreciate the distress this can cause and we're happy to offer a refund. Alternatively, we could give Mrs Samuels a matching beard." 20/11/21 10:11:58	14

	"And don't even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldn't have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got the back of my dad's paw. EXCUSE ME LOVE, TWO MORE SAUCERS OF MILK PLEASE...I can't seem to get the taste of my own arse out of my mouth today. Have you been watching Strictly?" 13/10/21 19:05:23	14

	lol "Madam, we appreciate you donating your unwanted toys to the Samaritans but..." 11/07/21 11:51:35	14

	There's always 1 fully committed smoker. 30/06/21 19:00:08	14

	Cats are a lot like men. They'll spend hours watching TV just on the off chance that they will get a glimpse of a tit. 16/06/21 7:43:12	14

	It's the number 1 tourist attraction. 12/05/21 19:22:52	14

	"Reverend Smith, sorry to bother you on your lunch break, there's a lady waiting to see you in the vestry" 05/02/21 12:00:11	1 14
How convenient, (although I was preparing for the choirboy auditions), I'm wearing the new bishopric approved vestments. --Mauris Iocus
	lol The local Dungeons and Dragons club finally pluck up the courage to Google the word 'tits'... 12/11/20 12:00:15	2 14
And see a pic of themselves --Mr Dome
	That awkward moment when you're trying to appreciate the Mona Lisa, then your friend's black labrador starts licking your ear hole. 05/11/20 8:30:36	15 14
To be fair, why does a caption have to be about the Mona Lisa? She is not the only subject in the photo. Who really cares what aspect of the picture is taken as long as it is part of the photo and provides us with some humour? Lots of the best cap... --Mr Dome
	lol How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney... 24/10/20 7:21:09	1 14
Sorry for not voting Wolfie, I forgot I had 1 hour less to vote for this caption. You had me in stitches. --Stephen Bean
	"Jane, when you said you had an affair whilst working at Monkey World, I presumed you meant with a member of staff" 13/10/20 7:00:24	14

	lol "Are you ok out there Dad? Sorry, I know it's freezing but we don't have a choice with social distancing. Anyway, where do you keep your biscuits?" 18/09/20 19:00:41	14

	creative "I actually had a sex change after we had kids and I can tell you, it's not easy being a trans parent" 16/09/20 7:16:16	14

	He obviously has a screw loose. 18/05/20 7:00:06	14

	There's nothing better than sneaking up on a slow flying Seagull and stealing its ice cream... 12/03/20 8:00:38	14

	This is a picture of my late Grandad. I remember his last words..."F*ck me, a bus..." 09/01/20 13:15:42	14

	Skid Row 12/10/19 19:27:51	14

	Tom Cruise 29/08/19 11:00:13	1 14
I feel the need for Friskees. --Scrijjy Doo

more captions

last comments (total: 750)

Did the skunk want a spoonful of sugar to help the dog food go down?

Neil Mackenzie

Thursday
11:40am

comment on caption:
"CUT...Let's have Mary Poppins land again but this time try a different camera angle." [The Wolf]

I was going to give you a 'lol' but don't have enough supervotes. You'll have to imagine me laughing instead. :)

Al Overy

Thursday
7:44pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

Ha! Cheers Al. :)

(caption author)

Thursday
8:05pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

Would be more than happy to send you some supervotes, Al. A bit reluctant to just donate without asking now, as not everybody is happy about that.

Karyn Harrison

Thursday
8:59pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

Thanks very much Karyn!

Al Overy

Thursday
9:14pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

Et voila!

Al Overy

Thursday
9:17pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

My pleasure, Al.

Karyn Harrison

Thursday
9:27pm

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

Why wouldn't someone be happy about getting supervotes Karyn?
I was going to do a lol at this caption as well but only had enough for a clever or creative, I think I'll put a 'clever' anyway, but really its a 'lol' let it be known.

Karen McDonald

Friday
7:08am

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]

If it applies, I'd say this.

I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption.

Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supervote at the time on the caption that I'd been wanting to, and then returned
the supervote to Karyn at a later date that I'd borrowed when I earned it again (it took about a month or so).

Understandably Karyn has earned her super votes through finders point and good on her but I wanted to stick within the limits set out by the system and see if the same issue arose which it appears it has done.

I wasn't ungrateful to Karyn for her gesture but it shouldn't be down to Karyn to provide super votes every time someone else dwindles. I don't know if it'd be worth having a basic set limit for everyone to have super votes or that the current system is fine as it is?

I also realise that this is a potential topic for the forums🤔

Glyn Evans

Friday
8:29am

comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]