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Captions | 73 | 27 | 65 | #3 | 71 | 231 | #1 | 7829 | 20688 | #10 |
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Comments | 15 | 1 | 4 | #3 | 6 | 7 | #3 | 281 | 578 | #16 |
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Captions | 33 | #6 | 81 | #4 | 9565 | #24 |
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Comments | 10 | #1 | 6 | #5 | 663 | #13 |
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19/05/23 11:00:25 |
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Not the best venue for a Shotgun Wedding. 03/04/23 11:15:46 |
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10/01/22 20:09:01 |
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"Yes, I'll bring you a toilet roll, but next time can you text me instead of using Zoom?" 03/06/21 11:04:23 |
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" 13/05/21 11:28:11 |
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"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" 31/03/21 11:35:42 |
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That's a "tasteless" joke. --Willie Johnson
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"Yep, that's definitely dog shit" 25/03/21 12:00:06 |
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"No it's not, I told you to pull my finger and look what's happened. Now you'll have to deal with the fallout." --Willie Johnson
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"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..." 12/03/21 12:00:19 |
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"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll" 10/03/21 12:15:55 |
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Not unless you can use half the roll for every wipe. --Willie Johnson
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"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?" 02/03/21 12:04:17 |
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24/01/21 12:03:13 |
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out back... witheredpoons --Mauris Iocus
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I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance. 16/01/21 20:06:44 |
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All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test... 24/09/20 7:29:37 |
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01/09/20 11:00:50 |
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"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour" 26/04/20 11:12:52 |
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The Strolling Bones.. --stone face
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"All I said was 'perhaps a nod to 08.00.03?'" 14/02/20 12:04:17 |
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It's because it should have been 08.00.04 --Willie Johnson
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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion 24/11/19 12:05:28 |
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"Yes they were expensive but they are very rare" 16/09/19 19:02:57 |
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Oh no, not more Johnson supporters. 10/09/19 19:00:16 |
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One is all I need. --Willie Johnson
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22/08/19 8:00:42 |
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Can't stop laughing at this! --Karyn Harrison
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03/07/19 19:00:06 |
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Charlie and the Novichocolate Factory 20/06/19 7:00:07 |
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16/05/19 19:14:58 |
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"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy" 28/02/19 8:00:08 |
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15/10/23 11:04:40 |
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Chapter 1. Think outside the box. 02/10/23 11:21:52 |
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28/09/23 7:13:24 |
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"Shit, I forgot my screwdriver." 19/09/23 19:00:23 |
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"Mate, how good are we at trampolining." 17/09/23 19:00:25 |
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31/08/23 11:18:02 |
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Liked this one a lot. :) --Al Overy
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"I like museums, but I'm not sure how I feel about this Blue Whale Clit Exhibition." 21/07/23 7:35:30 |
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Oh right, that explains what whale song is... --Glyn Evans
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"This machine is useless. I selected K9." 15/02/23 8:00:10 |
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"Sir, wake up please. The DFS store is about to close." 06/12/22 8:04:28 |
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22/10/22 11:20:41 |
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So, that's where you've been! ;) --Al Overy
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10/02/22 8:00:12 |
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19/12/21 12:06:55 |
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"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?" 29/11/21 12:28:31 |
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"Please" is such a silly name for an Ambulance. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/21 19:00:16 |
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05/05/21 19:15:31 |
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Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas. --Karyn Harrison
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"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out" 26/03/21 20:11:47 |
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05/03/21 12:12:56 |
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Don't worry, the 25 foot cat will take care of it. --Willie Johnson
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Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans 16/02/21 8:15:50 |
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"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning" 26/01/21 20:00:16 |
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I met her on Plenty of Fish & Chips 21/12/20 20:38:35 |
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07/12/20 9:01:08 |
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23/09/20 19:36:06 |
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19/08/20 19:17:03 |
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Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth... 22/07/20 19:03:45 |
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23/03/20 20:00:08 |
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🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵 10/03/20 12:00:09 |
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Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time... 07/03/20 20:11:39 |
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Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win... --stone face
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"That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..." 07/12/19 9:48:49 |
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Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird 30/10/19 12:00:07 |
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"I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time" 10/10/19 7:00:09 |
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11/09/19 7:00:15 |
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10/09/19 11:00:14 |
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"...and I said, what water pipe?" 29/08/19 7:52:09 |
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The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo. 21/08/19 19:00:13 |
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Frustration is clearly evident after captioneers discover the identity of Anon. 28/07/19 20:57:17 |
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09/07/19 19:36:01 |
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03/07/19 8:23:20 |
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"For god sake Darren, it's only a spider" 01/06/19 19:01:48 |
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01/04/19 11:13:25 |
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"Does my bumper look big in these?" 15/01/19 12:00:11 |
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15/01/19 8:34:27 |
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"Andy, can you cut me a piece of wood about 2ft long" 12/01/19 12:13:04 |
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"Don't you know who my dad is" 24/12/18 12:00:33 |
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25/10/23 7:08:03 |
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"Sorry I'm late. It took me a while to get through the tube ticket barrier." 24/10/23 19:16:26 |
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"We're the coolest and most popular Dungeons & Dragons team in Whitby." 06/10/23 11:12:18 |
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05/10/23 11:17:05 |
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"Pssst. I don't mean to gossip, but the Hyena just called you a ginger twat." 26/03/23 19:13:35 |
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12/03/23 8:01:39, edited: 12/03/23 8:03:12 |
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08/03/23 20:04:45 |
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01/02/23 12:03:40 |
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03/12/22 21:01:59 |
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"I've just had a shit in the woods." 02/02/22 8:47:21 |
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Everything that I could want in a caption is here. I'm only sorry that I'm out of supervotes. --Glad You Remember
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26/01/22 20:07:33 |
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"F-cking charming. Spend all morning up her fanny and now this..." 24/01/22 12:02:12 |
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It's not nice seeing a Transformer when it's pissed. 21/01/22 8:16:12 |
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Been drinking the Hoptimus Prime again? --Glyn Evans
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09/12/21 12:00:37 |
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Thanks very much for your kind words Stephen. --The Wolf
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03/12/21 8:06:12 |
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20/11/21 10:11:58 |
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13/10/21 19:05:23 |
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"Madam, we appreciate you donating your unwanted toys to the Samaritans but..." 11/07/21 11:51:35 |
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There's always 1 fully committed smoker. 30/06/21 19:00:08 |
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16/06/21 7:43:12 |
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It's the number 1 tourist attraction. 12/05/21 19:22:52 |
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05/02/21 12:00:11 |
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How convenient, (although I was preparing for the choirboy auditions), I'm wearing the new bishopric approved vestments. --Mauris Iocus
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The local Dungeons and Dragons club finally pluck up the courage to Google the word 'tits'... 12/11/20 12:00:15 |
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And see a pic of themselves --Mr Dome
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05/11/20 8:30:36 |
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To be fair, why does a caption have to be about the Mona Lisa? She is not the only subject in the photo. Who really cares what aspect of the picture is taken as long as it is part of the photo and provides us with some humour? Lots of the best cap... --Mr Dome
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How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney... 24/10/20 7:21:09 |
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Sorry for not voting Wolfie, I forgot I had 1 hour less to vote for this caption. You had me in stitches. --Stephen Bean
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13/10/20 7:00:24 |
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18/09/20 19:00:41 |
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16/09/20 7:16:16 |
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He obviously has a screw loose. 18/05/20 7:00:06 |
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There's nothing better than sneaking up on a slow flying Seagull and stealing its ice cream... 12/03/20 8:00:38 |
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This is a picture of my late Grandad. I remember his last words..."F*ck me, a bus..." 09/01/20 13:15:42 |
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12/10/19 19:27:51 |
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29/08/19 11:00:13 |
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I feel the need for Friskees. --Scrijjy Doo
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Did the skunk want a spoonful of sugar to help the dog food go down?
11:40am
comment on caption:
"CUT...Let's have Mary Poppins land again but this time try a different camera angle." [The Wolf]
I was going to give you a 'lol' but don't have enough supervotes. You'll have to imagine me laughing instead. :)
7:44pm
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"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Ha! Cheers Al. :)
8:05pm
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Would be more than happy to send you some supervotes, Al. A bit reluctant to just donate without asking now, as not everybody is happy about that.
8:59pm
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Thanks very much Karyn!
9:14pm
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Et voila!
9:17pm
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
My pleasure, Al.
9:27pm
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Why wouldn't someone be happy about getting supervotes Karyn?
I was going to do a lol at this caption as well but only had enough for a clever or creative, I think I'll put a 'clever' anyway, but really its a 'lol' let it be known.
7:08am
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
If it applies, I'd say this.
I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption.
Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supervote at the time on the caption that I'd been wanting to, and then returned
the supervote to Karyn at a later date that I'd borrowed when I earned it again (it took about a month or so).
Understandably Karyn has earned her super votes through finders point and good on her but I wanted to stick within the limits set out by the system and see if the same issue arose which it appears it has done.
I wasn't ungrateful to Karyn for her gesture but it shouldn't be down to Karyn to provide super votes every time someone else dwindles. I don't know if it'd be worth having a basic set limit for everyone to have super votes or that the current system is fine as it is?
I also realise that this is a potential topic for the forums🤔
8:29am
comment on caption:
"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"
"It was a birthday present." [The Wolf]
Erm. Well one will. The one on the trolley whose in labour
9:56pm
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"We're not gonna get anywhere if we both keep pushing." [The Wolf]