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“Sis, guess what? I’ve found where Mum and Dad have been hiding our Christmas presents, they’re under their bed. Meet my new best friend. I also found a purple wand and some marbles on a string.”
09/12/21 12:00:37
Young Dave grew up to become a fireman.
09/12/21 14:21:22
"Dad I think you got glue or something on it, it's stuck to my neck.
09/12/21 13:02:00
"Look Mummy, I've blown up one of Daddy's balloons for my birthday party."
09/12/21 12:11:32
“Daddy, I've just found something embarrassing in your cupboard, look at this""Oh thank goodness for that. I thought you had found my Backstreet Boys CD."
09/12/21 12:06:45
"Thank you Daddy, I was worried the other kids would make fun of me if I turned up empty handed to Inflatable Day at the swimming pool."
09/12/21 12:39:17
Poor kid. Eight years old and he's already got a woman on his back.
09/12/21 12:05:37
“Dad, sorry to interrupt your work dinner party, but look what I found in your shed.”
09/12/21 12:00:12
"OK Terrance, you weren't supposed to find that. Now you're a bit too young to understand, but I'll try to explain. I bought this as sometimes Mummies and Daddies get a bit bored of each other after a number of years, and this thing is to provide Daddy with things that I can't get from Mummy anymore. Like a word in edgeways."
09/12/21 12:42:37
Further revelations emerge of yet another party at 10 Downing Street.
09/12/21 12:50:55
"It's the best present ever Daddy! I've always been jealous of my sister's dollies and this is bigger than all of them." "If you think you like it a lot now son, wait until you hit puberty."
09/12/21 12:46:09
"Headmaster, now do you agree we should wait until they're a couple of years older before giving them sex education classes?"
09/12/21 12:39:51
"Dad, is this the late-ex wife you were talking about?"
09/12/21 12:04:20
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