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Don't mention his weight. Don't mention his haircut. Don't mention his weight. Don't mention his haircut. Don't...

10/10/23 19:06:43

"How's my latest plan to kill Biden coming along?"

"The radioactive Werther's Originals are all but ready, Sir."

10/10/23 19:09:32

It's amazing how you can make your political opponents dissappear.

10/10/23 19:02:27

"Do you enjoy working in my sludge factory?"
"I can't complain."

10/10/23 19:59:04

"Hahahaha. So you just have to press the one button? We're not so different..."

10/10/23 19:28:57

"Don't look so sad Jin. He was a shit worker and slowing down production."

10/10/23 19:06:17

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11/10/23 3:42:09

Kim Jong Un delights at another barrel of opposition party members.

[Independent of 20:02:27 but nods anyway ... Note to self: Do not start reading Wikipedia articles when fact checking at caption time, it will cost you votes ... Second note to self: In fact, don't even bother fact checking]

10/10/23 19:03:05, edited: 10/10/23 19:14:05

It comes in three sizes: 125ml, 250ml, and Supreme Liter.

10/10/23 19:51:59, edited: 10/10/23 19:53:30

"hehehehehehe, I love it! Ok, you can tell your wife to stop tickling my feet now. So what are you working on?"

10/10/23 19:50:57

The ice cream actually tasted terrible. But the execution was perfect.

10/10/23 19:27:51

"Yes, sir. That is indeed the cream of some young guy."

10/10/23 19:14:23

I scream. You scream.
That is all.

10/10/23 19:11:51

Dim son making some dim sum

10/10/23 19:04:10