cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or

This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over

captions

The Wolf Vote score: 21387The Wolf

easyJet will NOT tolerate rudeness to cabin crew.

17/09/23 19:02:07

The Wolf Vote score: 21387The Wolf

"Mate, how good are we at trampolining."

17/09/23 19:00:25

Brian Butterfield Vote score: 877Brian Butterfield

The world before Isaac Newton.

17/09/23 19:24:17

John Harrison Vote score: 5091John Harrison

Suspicion over use of performance enhancing drugs as world farting championships get under way in a field just outside Crewe.

17/09/23 19:10:50

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9145Karyn Harrison

♫ It's Raining Men

17/09/23 19:09:27

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29655Dave Bryan

''My parachute hasn't opened.''

''Neither has mine. I think we should take them back and get a refund.''

17/09/23 20:25:56

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32002Ian Skelding

“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.”

17/09/23 19:23:24, edited: 18/09/23 21:04:43

potholder:noun1. An insulated pad used for holding pots.2. Someone you can score weed off.3. A word frequently used by autocorrect to replace "potholer". --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 35090Stephen Bean

Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?

17/09/23 19:07:45

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2526Karen McDonald

"Wheeeee!"
"Yes I have as well."

17/09/23 19:05:56

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 9724Scrijjy Doo

There can be only one Y in YMCA.

17/09/23 19:10:47

Phil Swan Vote score: 2535Phil Swan

Dave always promised his first dates a natural high

17/09/23 19:03:21

They always fell for him. --Brian Butterfield
C CaMel Vote score: 12554C CaMel

“Excuse me mate, have you ever checked your eligibility for PPI compensation?”

17/09/23 21:03:47

Phil Swan Vote score: 2535Phil Swan

“I told you there was somewhere with a good view of Barnsley” said Dave

17/09/23 20:09:40

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 198Kathleen Ralph

"That Wasn't The Washroom Door, Dave."
"Oh, Well... 'Too Late,' Now, Anyway."

17/09/23 19:51:26, edited: 17/09/23 19:56:49

C CaMel Vote score: 12554C CaMel

“I feel like I’ve forgotten something...”

17/09/23 19:12:59

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8889Greg Curtis

“If I land badly, it’ll be on your head.”

17/09/23 19:09:58

Mark England Vote score: 21684Mark England

The Wrong Brothers

17/09/23 19:07:53

Glyn Evans Vote score: 11630Glyn Evans

"This trampoline's powerful"

17/09/23 19:00:45

monty D Vote score: 664monty D

Don't worry
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice

17/09/23 20:03:22

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2526Karen McDonald

"Told you not to use the garage to pump up our bike tyres."

17/09/23 19:47:57

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14779Neil Mackenzie

Parachuting costs a fortune for the equipment and the plane to take you up. At least it’s a free fall once you leave the plane.

17/09/23 19:20:17

The Wolf Vote score: 21387The Wolf

"Surely there's an easier way to get that crisp packet out of the tree."

17/09/23 19:18:13

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2170Julia Kinsey

I don’t think either appreciates the gravity of the situation they are in

17/09/23 19:17:54, edited: 17/09/23 19:18:57

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2526Karen McDonald

Dave and Dave had a wonderful wedding day, celebrated with a parachute jump, and then got a splat together.

17/09/23 19:14:26

The Wolf Vote score: 21387The Wolf

Dave and Simon were beginning to wonder whether the initiation involved in joining the Nottingham Amateur Bowls Society was worth the free soup mug.

17/09/23 19:10:49

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1731Paul Gledhill

"Pretend you're a bird... pick a person then aim for their head."

17/09/23 19:10:27

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 9724Scrijjy Doo

"I love the Special Olympics, but shouldn't they have parachutes?"

17/09/23 19:08:11

C CaMel Vote score: 12554C CaMel

“Aldi have confirmed that although the deceased were wearing their £24.99 parachutes, no other complaints have been received.”

17/09/23 19:06:56

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35090Stephen Bean

That moment you remember you left your parachute drying on the washing line...

17/09/23 19:04:11

more photos