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easyJet will NOT tolerate rudeness to cabin crew.
17/09/23 19:02:07
"Mate, how good are we at trampolining."
17/09/23 19:00:25
The world before Isaac Newton.
17/09/23 19:24:17
Suspicion over use of performance enhancing drugs as world farting championships get under way in a field just outside Crewe.
17/09/23 19:10:50
♫ It's Raining Men
17/09/23 19:09:27
''My parachute hasn't opened.''''Neither has mine. I think we should take them back and get a refund.''
17/09/23 20:25:56
“I think there must’ve been a better way to free those trapped potholers than using dynamite.”
17/09/23 19:23:24, edited: 18/09/23 21:04:43
Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
17/09/23 19:07:45
"Wheeeee!""Yes I have as well."
17/09/23 19:05:56
There can be only one Y in YMCA.
17/09/23 19:10:47
Dave always promised his first dates a natural high
17/09/23 19:03:21
“Excuse me mate, have you ever checked your eligibility for PPI compensation?”
17/09/23 21:03:47
“I told you there was somewhere with a good view of Barnsley” said Dave
17/09/23 20:09:40
"That Wasn't The Washroom Door, Dave." "Oh, Well... 'Too Late,' Now, Anyway."
17/09/23 19:51:26, edited: 17/09/23 19:56:49
“I feel like I’ve forgotten something...”
17/09/23 19:12:59
“If I land badly, it’ll be on your head.”
17/09/23 19:09:58
The Wrong Brothers
17/09/23 19:07:53
"This trampoline's powerful"
17/09/23 19:00:45
Don't worryYou only need a parachute to go skydiving twice
17/09/23 20:03:22
"Told you not to use the garage to pump up our bike tyres."
17/09/23 19:47:57
Parachuting costs a fortune for the equipment and the plane to take you up. At least it’s a free fall once you leave the plane.
17/09/23 19:20:17
"Surely there's an easier way to get that crisp packet out of the tree."
17/09/23 19:18:13
I don’t think either appreciates the gravity of the situation they are in
17/09/23 19:17:54, edited: 17/09/23 19:18:57
Dave and Dave had a wonderful wedding day, celebrated with a parachute jump, and then got a splat together.
17/09/23 19:14:26
Dave and Simon were beginning to wonder whether the initiation involved in joining the Nottingham Amateur Bowls Society was worth the free soup mug.
17/09/23 19:10:49
"Pretend you're a bird... pick a person then aim for their head."
17/09/23 19:10:27
"I love the Special Olympics, but shouldn't they have parachutes?"
17/09/23 19:08:11
“Aldi have confirmed that although the deceased were wearing their £24.99 parachutes, no other complaints have been received.”
17/09/23 19:06:56
That moment you remember you left your parachute drying on the washing line...
17/09/23 19:04:11
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