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The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth...

22/07/20 20:03:45

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

When you decide to ignore the critics and give Cats the benefit of the doubt.

22/07/20 20:46:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

This would make more sense if they had a TV.

23/07/20 0:19:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"My God, did Corporal Jones just say fuzzy wuzzies?"

22/07/20 20:14:35

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"Also, what if they do like it up 'em?" --Michael Winner
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"Oh my god. Our window cleaner has the biggest cock"

"Ssshhhh. We're supposed to be watching The Chase"

22/07/20 20:20:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

"Oh my god, Trump is actually drinking the disinfectant."

22/07/20 20:00:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

Two captioneers eagerly await the first vote on their hilarious caption.

22/07/20 20:11:40

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

To avoid nightmares, it's helpful to have a light on and a roommate nearby when watching the evening news.

22/07/20 20:04:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

Yeh, I remember when MY roommate and I decided to watch our first porn film....

22/07/20 20:02:38

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

Everyone can remember exactly where they were when they first saw Boris Johnson being torn apart on Prime Ministers Questions.

22/07/20 20:00:42

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

"Put it away, Prince Andrew , We're trying to watch the movie..."

22/07/20 20:00:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"A threesome, on the ledge at the top of a skyscraper?"

23/07/20 1:13:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"I didn't think I'd be so upset watching Schindler's List"

"Me neither. Do you think we should remove our anal beads?"

22/07/20 20:57:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''I can't watch those acrobats any longer.''

22/07/20 20:40:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Rhett, Rhett ... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

22/07/20 20:38:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Anon adds a new comment.

22/07/20 20:15:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

...and this is exactly how I watched the Joe Wicks exercise videos during lockdown

22/07/20 20:10:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

The week when John McCririck appeared on Naked Attraction.

22/07/20 20:07:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Watching two captioneers have a 'polite' discussion about whether one should give the other a nod.

22/07/20 20:04:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Why is that creepy Japanese girl crawling out of the TV?"

22/07/20 20:01:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

Drama as several cat photos are uploaded to caption.me

22/07/20 20:01:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"I'll tell you what Shelly. It doesn't matter how many times we've seen it, this Dominic Cummings press conference is still frightening and cringeworthy"

22/07/20 20:00:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"Eugh. It's all over her face"

22/07/20 20:00:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

What would they say if they knew the TV had a secret camera?

23/07/20 0:23:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"OH MY GOD... DAD! COME QUICK! Massive spider on the wall..."

22/07/20 21:15:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

Minutes after eight o'clock, you have your caption all ready and scroll down to see if yours is a duplicate. You notice that someone has a similar one so you decide to give them a nod in the comments. You add your caption and then write or paste the time stamp of the previous caption with the words "Nod to" and press "add comment". You are about to go on to something else and then notice that you forgot to click "post anonymously". Hurriedly you click the edit caption icon and make the change while you notice the message "your change has been saved". As you move on to something else, you wonder if you made the change in time to keep everyone from seeing, three days ahead of time, who wrote the caption.
You start to think about the reason for making author captions anonymous and you wonder - if anyone saw your name, would that help or hinder your chances of getting a vote. Then you realize it probably wouldn't make a difference. And you think maybe you don't want to know anyway.

22/07/20 20:57:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Watching a documentary about the man with the world's largest penis.

22/07/20 20:22:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

The film was so intense they ate ice cream with their bare hands.

22/07/20 20:21:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Now would you like ME ... to be the cat?"

22/07/20 20:20:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

When you're not wearing knickers and you 'follow-through' on your mate's new sofa.

22/07/20 20:14:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

“Dare you endure watching the eldritch horror that was the 2019 LibDem Conference?”

22/07/20 20:10:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

These were tense moments: would Daddy Pig find George's dinosaur?

22/07/20 20:05:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

2 Girls 1 Pup reaction video.

22/07/20 20:01:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

We're not just twins, we're womb mates.

22/07/20 20:00:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

The scariest film of 2050 was the Donald Trump documentary.

22/07/20 20:00:20

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Still? After 30 years? --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

Sharon was good looking but she also had a massive rack.

23/07/20 21:08:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

OMG, she thinks "I'm the one" I knew i should have worn my "I love cock" pj's

23/07/20 7:59:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our popcorn!’

23/07/20 0:32:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Friends reufrighted

22/07/20 23:59:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"Oh shit, your boyfriend said he wasn't videoing us, that his phone was on the floor with the rest of his clothes and in his trouser pocket."

22/07/20 22:09:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

You mean Dad could of starred in Friday the thirteenth or Halloween but being American he wouldn’t wear the mask.

22/07/20 21:14:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Double take

22/07/20 20:40:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

After weeks of lockdown, it's heart pounding suspense whether the TV turns on or not.

22/07/20 20:21:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''Oh no! She's eating the little bear's porridge.''

22/07/20 20:17:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

Like most people, I only started watching Gardener’s World when they added the spike traps.

22/07/20 20:06:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Twin Shrieks

22/07/20 20:05:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"Is that Trump wearing a mask?"

22/07/20 20:00:42

 
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