Up next on Channel 4. The miracle of childbirth...

22/07/20 20:03:45

When you decide to ignore the critics and give Cats the benefit of the doubt.

22/07/20 20:46:22

This would make more sense if they had a TV.

23/07/20 0:19:01

"My God, did Corporal Jones just say fuzzy wuzzies?"

22/07/20 20:14:35

"Oh my god. Our window cleaner has the biggest cock"

"Ssshhhh. We're supposed to be watching The Chase"

22/07/20 20:20:32

"Oh my god, Trump is actually drinking the disinfectant."

22/07/20 20:00:58

Two captioneers eagerly await the first vote on their hilarious caption.

22/07/20 20:11:40

To avoid nightmares, it's helpful to have a light on and a roommate nearby when watching the evening news.

22/07/20 20:04:18

Yeh, I remember when MY roommate and I decided to watch our first porn film....

22/07/20 20:02:38

Everyone can remember exactly where they were when they first saw Boris Johnson being torn apart on Prime Ministers Questions.

22/07/20 20:00:42

"Put it away, Prince Andrew , We're trying to watch the movie..."

22/07/20 20:00:28

"A threesome, on the ledge at the top of a skyscraper?"

23/07/20 1:13:45

"I didn't think I'd be so upset watching Schindler's List"

"Me neither. Do you think we should remove our anal beads?"

22/07/20 20:57:45

''I can't watch those acrobats any longer.''

22/07/20 20:40:13

"Rhett, Rhett ... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

22/07/20 20:38:47

Anon adds a new comment.

22/07/20 20:15:17

...and this is exactly how I watched the Joe Wicks exercise videos during lockdown

22/07/20 20:10:47

The week when John McCririck appeared on Naked Attraction.

22/07/20 20:07:48

Watching two captioneers have a 'polite' discussion about whether one should give the other a nod.

22/07/20 20:04:21

"Why is that creepy Japanese girl crawling out of the TV?"

22/07/20 20:01:45

Drama as several cat photos are uploaded to caption.me

22/07/20 20:01:11

"I'll tell you what Shelly. It doesn't matter how many times we've seen it, this Dominic Cummings press conference is still frightening and cringeworthy"

22/07/20 20:00:41

"Eugh. It's all over her face"

22/07/20 20:00:30

What would they say if they knew the TV had a secret camera?

23/07/20 0:23:55

"OH MY GOD... DAD! COME QUICK! Massive spider on the wall..."

22/07/20 21:15:17

Minutes after eight o'clock, you have your caption all ready and scroll down to see if yours is a duplicate. You notice that someone has a similar one so you decide to give them a nod in the comments. You add your caption and then write or paste the time stamp of the previous caption with the words "Nod to" and press "add comment". You are about to go on to something else and then notice that you forgot to click "post anonymously". Hurriedly you click the edit caption icon and make the change while you notice the message "your change has been saved". As you move on to something else, you wonder if you made the change in time to keep everyone from seeing, three days ahead of time, who wrote the caption.
You start to think about the reason for making author captions anonymous and you wonder - if anyone saw your name, would that help or hinder your chances of getting a vote. Then you realize it probably wouldn't make a difference. And you think maybe you don't want to know anyway.

22/07/20 20:57:10

Watching a documentary about the man with the world's largest penis.

22/07/20 20:22:26

The film was so intense they ate ice cream with their bare hands.

22/07/20 20:21:32

"Now would you like ME ... to be the cat?"

22/07/20 20:20:48

When you're not wearing knickers and you 'follow-through' on your mate's new sofa.

22/07/20 20:14:34

“Dare you endure watching the eldritch horror that was the 2019 LibDem Conference?”

22/07/20 20:10:21

These were tense moments: would Daddy Pig find George's dinosaur?

22/07/20 20:05:50

2 Girls 1 Pup reaction video.

22/07/20 20:01:25

We're not just twins, we're womb mates.

22/07/20 20:00:30

The scariest film of 2050 was the Donald Trump documentary.

22/07/20 20:00:20

Sharon was good looking but she also had a massive rack.

23/07/20 21:08:02

OMG, she thinks "I'm the one" I knew i should have worn my "I love cock" pj's

23/07/20 7:59:58

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our popcorn!’

23/07/20 0:32:22

Friends reufrighted

22/07/20 23:59:04

"Oh shit, your boyfriend said he wasn't videoing us, that his phone was on the floor with the rest of his clothes and in his trouser pocket."

22/07/20 22:09:37

You mean Dad could of starred in Friday the thirteenth or Halloween but being American he wouldn’t wear the mask.

22/07/20 21:14:46

Double take

22/07/20 20:40:26

After weeks of lockdown, it's heart pounding suspense whether the TV turns on or not.

22/07/20 20:21:42

''Oh no! She's eating the little bear's porridge.''

22/07/20 20:17:23

Like most people, I only started watching Gardener’s World when they added the spike traps.

22/07/20 20:06:03

Twin Shrieks

22/07/20 20:05:47

"Is that Trump wearing a mask?"

22/07/20 20:00:42