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I met her on Plenty of Fish & Chips

21/12/20 20:38:35

When you're looking for a prostitute but it's the day before payday.

21/12/20 20:37:07

"How will I not recognise you?"

21/12/20 20:24:02

The Virgin Mary.

21/12/20 20:40:16

Dave had two choices: Go through with his Tinder date, or stand on the railway tracks and hope the next train didn't slow down.

21/12/20 20:37:14

Sharon followed the teachings of Buddha. Mainly the recipes.

21/12/20 20:47:37

You've got to have a lot of guts to go out dressed like that.

21/12/20 20:05:12

When you wish you were as blind as your date.

21/12/20 20:00:19