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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵

12/03/23 8:00:11

“Oh my god, my husband is home early from the pub. QUICK, GET OUT… and you better leave through the front door because he always climbs through the window naked when he’s drunk.”

12/03/23 8:01:39, edited: 12/03/23 8:03:12

The old lady in Flat 56 hadn't responded well when Spiderman arrived in his new camouflage outfit.

12/03/23 8:00:37

Peter Starkers

12/03/23 9:59:30

Body building.

12/03/23 9:07:16

Can I interest you in a Watchtower madam?

12/03/23 11:58:10

I often ended up in the same situation but that was many moons ago.

12/03/23 9:53:11, edited: 12/03/23 10:06:11

Jim looked on longingly, he could only dream of a balcony to sunbathe on.

12/03/23 9:07:13

Desiring to leave the building quickly, Dave had no option but to go balls to the wall.

12/03/23 8:25:31

"The peeping tom climbed five storeys for this, Susan" she told herself, "you'd better put on a show."

14/03/23 4:40:25, edited: 14/03/23 4:49:19

Pricks and mortar

12/03/23 9:48:23, edited: 12/03/23 10:10:36

"Darling, why is there a pile of gents clothing on our bedroom floor?"
- "Ahhh, they're the plumbers, you can't expect him to fix the shower fully dressed"
"I see, but where's the plumber"
- "Outside checking it's draining ok"
"Oh darling, I just knew there would be a perfectly innocent explanation"

12/03/23 9:33:08, edited: 12/03/23 10:01:05