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"Look guys, I know we're all upset about having to cancel the safari in Africa, but the mortgage has gone up so we just need to make the most of it. LOOK...there's another one."
28/10/23 11:16:48
“Hit the horn.”“Oh yeah, I suppose you want me to kick them in the balls as well.”
28/10/23 11:18:43, edited: 28/10/23 11:24:57
"I spy with my little eye...""Just don't."
28/10/23 11:21:04
"It's the Simply Red tape! turn it off!"
28/10/23 11:07:46
And you thought Zebra crossings were bad!
28/10/23 12:43:54
“Bet your glad we didn’t buy the red one now “ said Dave
28/10/23 11:11:34
"Recowculating..."
28/10/23 11:12:28
Burgling a farmhouse is fine until you try and make your getaway.
28/10/23 11:10:53
"No, Dave... NO! Remember what happened last time we picked up a bunch of hitchhikers?"
28/10/23 13:23:18
"I don't know what it is Reg but I'm not shagging it."
28/10/23 11:34:29
That's the problem with electric cars. They always need charging.
28/10/23 11:13:33
Driving, missed Daisy
28/10/23 11:09:34
Power steering
28/10/23 11:04:53
Cattle gridlock
28/10/23 11:02:13
I haven't seen cows as hairy as this since I last had sex with my ex-wife
28/10/23 12:10:04
Mootorway
28/10/23 11:27:42
"What heifer next!"
28/10/23 11:23:15
Roadeo
28/10/23 11:15:29
It was the day of Carmaggedon, or was it Apocalypse Cow.
28/10/23 11:07:09
"In 50 yards turn left... Tomtom sat nav reminds you that they are in no way responsible for any damage to your car or person."
28/10/23 11:05:13
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