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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?"
22/10/23 19:29:21
Breakfast - London - £37.99
22/10/23 19:04:20
"This is the last time I'm coming to Victoria Beckham's house for a 'slap up meal'"
22/10/23 19:09:03
"I'm sorry Dave, but I can't love a bloke with a small spotted dick."
22/10/23 19:23:45, edited: 22/10/23 19:28:04
“So, have you dated any divorced Dads before?”
22/10/23 19:24:11
I was the same when I first got my smart meter.
22/10/23 19:07:11
"On Christmas, Putin doubles our portion."
22/10/23 19:01:44
I spent so much on my Berghaus jacket this is all I can afford.
22/10/23 19:04:16
"When I said 'Just a small piece'..."
22/10/23 19:20:59
Slim Pickings
22/10/23 19:18:37
Morsel Marceau
22/10/23 19:16:13
"Is it just me or are Ben & Jerry's getting smaller?"
22/10/23 19:31:38
Joe wasn’t impressed when he found out that ‘haute cuisine’ translated means, ‘No food’.
23/10/23 5:58:44
" ...a great place for a coffee and a quick bite."
22/10/23 20:14:00, edited: 23/10/23 10:56:47
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...erm a mince pie and a brew and that's your lot because we can't afford presents this year due to the cost of living and the fact that these selfish bastards are having wars making the price of everything go up" "Yeah, being millionaires isn't what it's cracked up to be, I guess we'll have to go without this year"
22/10/23 19:16:48, edited: 22/10/23 19:21:55
"F*CK YOU, Liz Truss."
22/10/23 19:13:18
Mug shot
22/10/23 19:12:17
"There you go, just like you asked...""With a generous helping of saucer."
22/10/23 19:11:48, edited: 22/10/23 19:17:35
"How did you know my name was Oliver?"
22/10/23 19:06:24
"Nothing like a gluten-free bagel and cream cheese."
22/10/23 19:03:52
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