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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?"

"Flea and worm. You?"

13/05/21 12:28:11

''There's that Tiddles from number sixteen. Would you believe it? She's just had another litter. A couple of fish heads and she's anybody's.''

13/05/21 12:28:56

They offered me a Brazilian but I prefer Whiskers

13/05/21 14:15:44

"Part of me loves that he built us a sauna, but part of me suspects Schrödinger is up to something."

13/05/21 12:23:16

''As we're alone, can I ask you a personal question?''

''Of course, go ahead.''

''Where do you bury your shit.?''

13/05/21 12:03:40

''Have you heard the latest? The government wants all cats to have chips.''

''I don't mind as long as we get some fish with them.''

13/05/21 13:03:23

The cats that got the steam

13/05/21 12:09:02

''I don't think we're putting on weight. The cat flaps are just getting smaller.''

13/05/21 12:37:16

🎵 Feline Hot, Hot, Hot 🎵

13/05/21 12:09:59

"I needed this sauna. That fridge was blooming freezing!"

13/05/21 12:03:13

The Towel and the Pussycat

13/05/21 12:00:07

"I spent my ninth life during this bloody pandemic, I can't wait for my tenth."

13/05/21 12:15:36

This is their weekly catch up for catty gossip.

13/05/21 12:03:00

The Towels and the Pussycats

13/05/21 12:00:05

"They were watching telly so I sat in front doing my intimate hygiene. Sandra says 'Do you have to do that there, Tabitha?' Well, what did she expect me to say? So with leg in the air I gave her THE cat stare. They started arguing and the next thing I knew they'd gone to Majorca and I'm here in this luxury cat hotel."

13/05/21 13:14:38

"Always use a towel to keep your pussy dry", said Mrs Slocombe.

13/05/21 12:26:02

"Mr Ponton, have you been messing with your Zoom overlay again?"

13/05/21 12:02:17

"Sauna?"
"A bit, yes. Also, no sex drive at all."

13/05/21 13:28:30

"So I said 'Miaow' then clawed the curtains and crapped in his slippers, and he said "I don't know why you even bought this bloody cat", and then she started crying, and..."

13/05/21 13:24:21

"So I said, I'm Spa-ti-puss!"

13/05/21 12:20:41

Then I had a shave around the bikini line my owner says she-s-paying later.

13/05/21 12:19:04

Aristo-cats

13/05/21 12:07:39

Pally cats

13/05/21 12:05:18

Don't cha just love the Pussy Cat Towels.

13/05/21 12:04:09

"I don't know what to do Mittens. He has no purrsonality and just doesn't respect my felines."

13/05/21 12:00:15

Catsan

13/05/21 23:35:30

In the Manchester City sauna- Furran Torres and Bernardo Silva tabby

13/05/21 23:25:16

"And in those red wall seats you'll find all the dogs".

13/05/21 22:42:53

What you come as?
A banana. You?
Winnie Mandela

13/05/21 19:41:12

Listen you need to cross your legs. The floor is so polished I can see your pussy.

13/05/21 19:38:00

Dressing up as lady cats would have worked if this floor wasn't so shiny Tom.

13/05/21 19:30:35

A pool party is no good without pussy.

13/05/21 14:50:13

"Tiddles is a cougar and a cheetah. She only went with Tom as he wore Puma and drove a Jaguar."

13/05/21 14:37:15

"I don't know about you, but I'm really purrspiring over here."

13/05/21 13:25:16

I can't swim Margot.
Oh Paw You

13/05/21 12:47:32

"Ironically, this treatment is supposed to help us from feeling like a cat on hot bricks."

13/05/21 12:31:11

"My God, if her bum were a bungalow she'd never get a mortgage on it!"

13/05/21 12:29:33

Slagpuss and Tooloose.

13/05/21 12:28:17

"I wish Dave would get here sooner with the superglue remover. I'm getting hot, and I can't uncross my legs."
"I know, I can't uncross my arms or get this towel off my head."

13/05/21 12:21:07

"OK, after this our next treatment is electrolysis to remove these unsightly whiskers."

13/05/21 12:17:00

"I only come here to purrspire."

13/05/21 12:16:49

Sex and the Kitty

13/05/21 12:08:36

"Oh, it's so relaxing spending a day on the tiles."

13/05/21 12:06:25

"...so I said to him pass me one of those banana peels, there's more than one way to skin a cat"

13/05/21 12:02:03

“So much for a relaxing afternoon. The heat is so bad in this sauna it seems to have fused my hind legs together.”

13/05/21 12:01:23