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The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

"So what treatments have you decided to go for?"

"Flea and worm. You?"

13/05/21 12:28:11

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''There's that Tiddles from number sixteen. Would you believe it? She's just had another litter. A couple of fish heads and she's anybody's.''

13/05/21 12:28:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2906GeeDee

They offered me a Brazilian but I prefer Whiskers

13/05/21 14:15:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8576James Lennox

"Part of me loves that he built us a sauna, but part of me suspects Schrödinger is up to something."

13/05/21 12:23:16

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"Or maybe he isn't up to something... or both, until they open the door to find out. I'm so tired of this uncertainty. Just leave the door open." --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''As we're alone, can I ask you a personal question?''

''Of course, go ahead.''

''Where do you bury your shit.?''

13/05/21 12:03:40

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Don't usually vote for crap captions, but this I found very funny. --John Glover
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''Have you heard the latest? The government wants all cats to have chips.''

''I don't mind as long as we get some fish with them.''

13/05/21 13:03:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

The cats that got the steam

13/05/21 12:09:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''I don't think we're putting on weight. The cat flaps are just getting smaller.''

13/05/21 12:37:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 18409Mark England

🎵 Feline Hot, Hot, Hot 🎵

13/05/21 12:09:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

"I needed this sauna. That fridge was blooming freezing!"

13/05/21 12:03:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

The Towel and the Pussycat

13/05/21 12:00:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"I spent my ninth life during this bloody pandemic, I can't wait for my tenth."

13/05/21 12:15:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1256alexandra ball

This is their weekly catch up for catty gossip.

13/05/21 12:03:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

The Towels and the Pussycats

13/05/21 12:00:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7763Vivvy En

"They were watching telly so I sat in front doing my intimate hygiene. Sandra says 'Do you have to do that there, Tabitha?' Well, what did she expect me to say? So with leg in the air I gave her THE cat stare. They started arguing and the next thing I knew they'd gone to Majorca and I'm here in this luxury cat hotel."

13/05/21 13:14:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"Always use a towel to keep your pussy dry", said Mrs Slocombe.

13/05/21 12:26:02

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

"Mr Ponton, have you been messing with your Zoom overlay again?"

13/05/21 12:02:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Sauna?"
"A bit, yes. Also, no sex drive at all."

13/05/21 13:28:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"So I said 'Miaow' then clawed the curtains and crapped in his slippers, and he said "I don't know why you even bought this bloody cat", and then she started crying, and..."

13/05/21 13:24:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"So I said, I'm Spa-ti-puss!"

13/05/21 12:20:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

Then I had a shave around the bikini line my owner says she-s-paying later.

13/05/21 12:19:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Aristo-cats

13/05/21 12:07:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

Pally cats

13/05/21 12:05:18

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

Don't cha just love the Pussy Cat Towels.

13/05/21 12:04:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"I don't know what to do Mittens. He has no purrsonality and just doesn't respect my felines."

13/05/21 12:00:15

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Catsan

13/05/21 23:35:30

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

In the Manchester City sauna- Furran Torres and Bernardo Silva tabby

13/05/21 23:25:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"And in those red wall seats you'll find all the dogs".

13/05/21 22:42:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

What you come as?
A banana. You?
Winnie Mandela

13/05/21 19:41:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Listen you need to cross your legs. The floor is so polished I can see your pussy.

13/05/21 19:38:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Dressing up as lady cats would have worked if this floor wasn't so shiny Tom.

13/05/21 19:30:35

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

A pool party is no good without pussy.

13/05/21 14:50:13

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 393Nina Dutton

"Tiddles is a cougar and a cheetah. She only went with Tom as he wore Puma and drove a Jaguar."

13/05/21 14:37:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't know about you, but I'm really purrspiring over here."

13/05/21 13:25:16

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

I can't swim Margot.
Oh Paw You

13/05/21 12:47:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34103Tony Edwards

"Ironically, this treatment is supposed to help us from feeling like a cat on hot bricks."

13/05/21 12:31:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

"My God, if her bum were a bungalow she'd never get a mortgage on it!"

13/05/21 12:29:33

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

Slagpuss and Tooloose.

13/05/21 12:28:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

"I wish Dave would get here sooner with the superglue remover. I'm getting hot, and I can't uncross my legs."
"I know, I can't uncross my arms or get this towel off my head."

13/05/21 12:21:07

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

"OK, after this our next treatment is electrolysis to remove these unsightly whiskers."

13/05/21 12:17:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"I only come here to purrspire."

13/05/21 12:16:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

Sex and the Kitty

13/05/21 12:08:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7763Vivvy En

"Oh, it's so relaxing spending a day on the tiles."

13/05/21 12:06:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

"...so I said to him pass me one of those banana peels, there's more than one way to skin a cat"

13/05/21 12:02:03

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

“So much for a relaxing afternoon. The heat is so bad in this sauna it seems to have fused my hind legs together.”

13/05/21 12:01:23

 
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