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"And dont even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldnt have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got...
"And dont even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldnt have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got... photo | portfolio
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The Wolf Vote score: 13639The Wolf

"And don't even get me started on the young cats today. Did you see Mittens yesterday? Waving her arse around at every Tom, Dick and Harry. Wouldn't have gotten away with that in my day. I once went out to a party without my collar on and I got the back of my dad's paw. EXCUSE ME LOVE, TWO MORE SAUCERS OF MILK PLEASE...I can't seem to get the taste of my own arse out of my mouth today. Have you been watching Strictly?"

Wed 20:05:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5194Crunchy Chords

Babushkats

Wed 20:00:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''Has that tomcat been trying it on again, Mittens?

''Yes, he offered me a sardine to go behind the bins with him.''

''What did you say to him?''

''Not a lot, I was eating the sardine.''

Wed 21:04:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"This scarf keeps my head lovely and warm but I need something for my paws."

"Have you tried mittens?"

Wed 20:00:43

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Or maybe:"Have you tried *putting them in* mittens?""Don't be disgusting."(Feel free to ignore) --James Lennox
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8713Glyn Evans

"Ever since that Napoleon started making changes around the farm, I haven't been able to get cat nip for love nor money..."

Wed 20:15:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"It might be cold out here but it's better than being crammed in the house with Dave and 940 cats."

Wed 20:00:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

"God, I hate half term holidays."
"Could have been worse, the little buggers could've used the pink curtains."

Wed 21:14:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6425Karyn Harrison

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

Wed 20:30:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''I'm really sorry, Mittens, I thought the travel agent said plenty of mice.''

Wed 20:11:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13639The Wolf

Nora Catty

Wed 20:08:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10764Chris Keegan

"Your ears cold?"
- "Fu*king freezing"

Wed 21:15:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2187Karen Oakenfull

“I don’t where they get their statistics from but everyone I know f*cking hates Whiskers.”
“What the food?”
“No…the things that stick out of our faces you daft litter box.”

Wed 20:50:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

"This headwear is so light, I need an observer to tell me if I'm wearing it or not."

~ Schrodinger's hats.

Wed 20:01:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21871Troompa Loompa

Dot Catton

Wed 20:00:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

As an exuberant-looking sniffer dog approached, the two cats tried desperately to cover their mountain of cocaine.

Wed 20:00:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5194Crunchy Chords

"And then Putin say to Trump, 'Come to Russia, we have world's hottest pussies.'"
"Putin is liar."

Wed 20:00:19

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It's a Pussy Riot. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3780Mark Wilson

"My family came to the Soviet Union in 1920's because talk of starlings here"

Thu 7:32:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4107Scrijjy Doo

Pussyclot!

Thu 0:22:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12521Mr Dome

Frieze

Wed 23:45:07

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1085Charles Gilbert

"You know they used to worship us as gods once right?"

Wed 22:57:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4107Scrijjy Doo

Teenage Mutant Transvestite Cats

Wed 22:48:30

 
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