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"...and this is the dick pic he sent me this morning..."

"Eugh, Sally that's gross. Your Grandad should know better"

19/08/20 20:17:03

"I heard that Tom has one that's three centimetres thick"

"I heard Steve has one that's five centimetres thick"

"Well I heard that Dave has one that's seven centimetres thick"

"Ok, so we're all agreed. We'll steal Dave's wallet"

19/08/20 20:02:09

The Circle of Wife

19/08/20 21:12:00

''She's put on so much weight recently.''
''Did you see those shoes?''
''I wouldn't been seen dead in that dress.''
''Her hair looks utterly ridiculous.''

Vicious circle

19/08/20 20:03:51

"We just loved you in Mission Impossible, but have you considered shoe elevators?".

19/08/20 23:19:38

ChinWAGs

19/08/20 20:04:34

Wedding Ring

19/08/20 20:35:16

''Your stamp album is really interesting, Jane.''

19/08/20 21:20:53

Victoria's Secret

19/08/20 20:14:43

"So, who's your favourite captioneer?"

19/08/20 20:00:28

"Just put something about Gulliver."

"That doesn't make sense. Gulliver was only a giant by comparison when he visited Lilliput."

"Ok. How about 'Dave thought Gulliver's superglue lake was funny'?"

"You're a genius!"

19/08/20 20:00:39