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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

The Copse had him surrounded.

10/06/13 7:44:41

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Wall mounted ex-tractor fan

08/06/13 11:00:09

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

A Nudist Columny

05/06/13 12:02:28

John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"I've just told the boys at the rugby club that we're gay."

20/05/13 19:23:47

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice."

04/05/13 11:00:10

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The Leak of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

24/04/13 11:00:36

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Don't worry, it's lead free.

21/04/13 19:45:14

Cath, you utter genius! Fantastic caption :) --Michael Winner
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"At least they had a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

13/04/13 7:34:26

Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"That's odd", thought Dave, "I'm absolutely certain that I only put two in there"¦"

05/04/13 19:02:54

John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

Having been recently knighted for his successful business franchises, Roland became better known as Lard of the Rings.

29/03/13 12:29:03

thank you for that! I must remember to do hash anon first! --John Glover
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The Mind Biggles.

25/03/13 20:00:21

David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Bus slain

21/03/13 20:32:11

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43035Tony Edwards

John decided to toss in the towel.

16/03/13 20:13:09

Wanker! --John Glover
Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Grime Lord

06/03/13 12:03:12

Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

"That's all Volks".

01/03/13 12:01:35

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

WARNING. Smoking can give you stoat cancer

20/02/13 8:04:15

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"What's up Doc?"

18/02/13 12:01:36

Gayna Dee Vote score: 2981Gayna Dee

This is not just any Cucumber..This is a S&M Cucumber

14/02/13 20:14:14

Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

Foam alone.

14/02/13 8:51:31

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

Weapons of mass distraction.

13/02/13 20:16:26

Guideaux Vote score: 2412Guideaux

"Fire in the Hole!"

12/02/13 20:18:27

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

🎵 We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too 🎵

07/02/13 8:00:15

Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Nightwear on Elm Tree

03/02/13 20:08:39

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16870Hercules Rockefeller

A resting Officer.

02/02/13 20:15:25

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

After driving on unrepaired roads for three years, Gordon finally phoned the council to complain about the damage to his Robin Reliant.

31/01/13 20:00:47

Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Glampax.

25/01/13 8:00:06

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm

18/01/13 20:26:59

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver.

15/01/13 20:34:25

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action

12/01/13 20:19:07

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Making Headlines

09/01/13 12:13:59

Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

"Ok, I think I've found the weapons of mouse destruction."

08/01/13 20:01:18

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse"

06/01/13 20:06:27

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35543Ian Skelding

The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round.

06/01/13 8:38:58

Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

The Evil Bread

04/01/13 20:45:33

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

The Perminator.

19/12/12 20:00:10

Nathan Davies Vote score: 250Nathan Davies

Unimpressed with his car's performance, Jamie had a turbot fitted.

17/12/12 8:29:45

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43035Tony Edwards

A bumper catch.

17/12/12 8:05:53

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Lavarotti.

14/12/12 12:00:06

Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways

13/12/12 20:48:22

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Silly Cone Implants.

10/12/12 8:00:07

Greg Curtis Vote score: 9513Greg Curtis

This door is booby trapped!

05/12/12 12:47:13

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

Ears of a clown.

02/12/12 20:05:00

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill.

22/11/12 9:41:16

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35543Ian Skelding

Smitten

18/11/12 8:00:11

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Urine for a treat!"

10/11/12 20:00:08

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Breaking news: Two Santas were stripped and robbed in Paris today in full view of an innocent bison-stander.

08/11/12 12:01:46

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

"Ha Ha. They fell for the old church roof routine again"

04/11/12 12:04:11

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

ZZZZ Car.

27/10/12 11:01:11

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket.

26/10/12 19:01:23

Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

Branson Pickle

24/10/12 7:08:14

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Waleed Chakroun was fed up with tourists walking into his house and shitting in his sink

16/10/12 19:20:29

D C Vote score: 2691D C

"I don't care how much you love it, we're getting rid of that bloody cat."

12/10/12 12:22:07

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16870Hercules Rockefeller

"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?"

02/10/12 19:12:26

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

The Grim Reader.

22/09/12 20:46:52

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Pray as you go

21/09/12 7:28:06

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

LIMBERRRRR!

20/09/12 19:14:56

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E.

19/09/12 21:44:02

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43035Tony Edwards

"He's lost the plot."

19/09/12 7:15:01

David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Cleesethorpes

13/09/12 11:00:49

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Beat it juice

11/09/12 7:01:45

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

1 room apt, London. Central location, cosy. £850 pcm.

01/09/12 10:14:42

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Though only a head, Craig was overjoyed when they picked him for the Paralympics...though it was only as a spare ball in the Beach Volleyball.

30/08/12 7:02:46

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

You can't beat a coffee and a Danish.

27/08/12 15:31:01

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

"This is your captain leaking."

24/08/12 11:35:48

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

A near myth

22/08/12 11:06:19

Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2412Guido van der Velden

The Iranian athlete who dissapointedly finished last in the steeplechase, was given an incentive to save his country's honor at the Paralympics.

21/08/12 19:01:20

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Prince Fill up.

21/08/12 11:00:15

Mark England Vote score: 24367Mark England

Lee King. Water pistol repairs.

20/08/12 7:04:29

Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2412Guido van der Velden

Hundreds of desperate unemployed EU refugees undertake a long and hazardous journey across the mediterranean in hope of a better future in Africa.

16/08/12 10:03:31

Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

And here's our Graham with a quick reminder...

13/08/12 10:13:20

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing.

11/08/12 13:47:41

Rick Haswell-Cohen Vote score: 93Rick Haswell-Cohen

♫ Is this the way to Amour Pillow ♫

07/08/12 19:38:22

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Two more banks go under.

04/08/12 10:06:18

David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Enter Barcode

31/07/12 10:02:03

John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Pasta la vista baby!"

28/07/12 11:58:46

John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Remember, don't speak at the border crossing Dad, just smile and do as I do."

27/07/12 10:47:40

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Cops and slobbers

21/07/12 10:25:36

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up.

20/07/12 10:07:50

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Bite thize.

17/07/12 19:00:56

Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Randicapped

13/07/12 19:13:09

Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Pump my ride

13/07/12 19:06:34

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2757Shandonbelle

Spirit In The Skype.

07/07/12 19:03:52

Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1100Lisa Nelson

JewTube

07/07/12 19:03:42

Julie Vote score: 310Julie

In the middle of no-wear

06/07/12 10:10:14

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Ooh Terry, you've really come out of your shell.

05/07/12 10:00:57

Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

'And simply serve on Tectonic Plates'

03/07/12 10:19:44

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

£100

Staff were told to prepare themselves  in case the company went into liquidation.

28/06/12 10:46:47

Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1100Lisa Nelson

The oldest swinger in town.

24/06/12 19:55:09

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Transmitt

24/06/12 10:02:39

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Step Bladder.

19/06/12 19:00:30

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Jack knew from an early age his brother was the favourite.

18/06/12 19:00:44

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

It's Wife Jim, but not as we know it.

17/06/12 10:00:49

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

12/06/12 19:14:57

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Production line for Heather Mills' spares.

07/06/12 19:09:40

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."

04/06/12 20:19:53

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

Got anything cheaper?
This one's two deer

01/06/12 10:03:38

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge'

24/05/12 19:05:49

Ian Searle Vote score: 3155Ian Searle

Police were combing the area for him.

23/05/12 11:59:52

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The Fast And The Furriest.

21/05/12 19:01:05

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Bearton Senna.

21/05/12 19:00:18

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