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Neil Mackenzie	I've got a Thumper of an headache. 26/08/14 8:52:24	15

Tony Edwards	Scrapdragon. 17/08/14 11:44:47	15

Tracy Davidson	The Islamic version of Mrs Doubtfire required considerably less make-up. (RIP Robin) 12/08/14 7:21:55	15

Tony Edwards	Sunni glasses. 12/08/14 7:04:46	15

Zac Kramer	Hillbilly 08/08/14 19:23:06	15

Ron Allan	lol Mckendrix patiently waited for the man to finish washing his car 08/08/14 11:00:10	15

Zac Kramer	Fowl Play 03/08/14 11:00:11	15

Tony Edwards	Hare-raid shelter. 02/08/14 19:09:49	15

Austin Marry	Pram Stoker 31/07/14 7:25:31	15

Tony Edwards	Señor citizens. 28/07/14 7:35:38	15

Tony Edwards	Rooster's Millions. 27/07/14 19:00:52	15

Steve Davies	What time is it? Oh about 5 mins to 10 of the top of my head. 25/07/14 19:02:12	1 15

Cath Jones	creative Ticklish all sorts. 21/07/14 20:23:23	15

Cath Jones	Every dog has its tray. 21/07/14 7:00:29	15

Ian Skelding	creative "Go away, I'm not shingle." 16/07/14 11:11:28	15

Hercules Rockefeller	"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21	1 15
This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
Michael Winner	🎵 There's a troll in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza 🎵 09/07/14 7:00:14	15

Smuldo	Clown and out. 08/07/14 19:00:36	15

Doh Nutter	Biggy in the Middle 08/07/14 11:41:46	15

Cath Jones	The suspect maintains that the evidence was planted. 07/07/14 7:59:28	15

Tony Edwards	The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 11:00:57	15

Pete	creative x2 Loch, phaser, scissors. 28/06/14 11:30:17	15

Pete	Reginald was always a collar and Thai man. 25/06/14 8:53:05	1 15
I was out of quota for my suggestion of: Sven's bleached blonde hair, smart dress sense and chiselled Nordic features meant that he had always had a small gay following --Chris Moorhead
Cath Jones	lol x2 "Hi kids, I'm Peter String fellow." 24/06/14 8:01:59	15

Cath Jones	creative The Ryder Cup Cakes. 22/06/14 19:00:10	15

Tracy Davidson	creative "I'm going to sioux that hairdresser." 21/06/14 7:00:06	15

Michael Winner	lol Outside of racing season, Jockeys often take up casual work. 19/06/14 11:00:11	15

Michael Winner	creative "Forty braves"¦ on horseback"¦ approaching from north"¦" 19/06/14 7:09:01	1 15
Super caption. --John Glover
Ron Allan	lol x2 "Penelope, I know it's not the ideal time or place to ask you this, and I certainly wouldn't want to put you under any undue pressure, but we've been living together now for well over eighteen years... so therefore I was wondering if you'd do me the great honour of agreeing to be my wife?" "Well, Geoffrey, I can't deny that standing there in your Ninja Turtle T-shirt and Foster Grants has got me a little moist in the lower garments, and it must be said that anyone who books a weekend Roller-Surfing in Vietnam just to impress his intended has my complete respect...and of course I do fully admire a man who can allow foreign infants to insert soft fruit up his jacksie without blinking an eye, but, even with all this being said Geoffrey, in the eyes of the law, I'm still your Mother" 16/06/14 12:21:41	15

Ian Mclaren	Nobelt prize winners. 07/06/14 19:08:15	15

Tony Edwards	"They don't like it up 'em!" 30/05/14 11:00:58	15

Doh Nutter	Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum. 29/05/14 20:40:23	15

Michael Winner	"Yep- she's a witch." 29/05/14 7:00:08	15

Neil Mackenzie	I'm going to have to build the kids a tree house. 11/05/14 19:12:14	15

Tony Edwards	Tooth hake. 10/05/14 7:18:22	15

Ron Allan	Tranny & Susannah 09/05/14 11:00:41	15

Pete	"I don't care if you're a thoroughbred stallion, I'm not in the mood." 07/05/14 7:39:46	3 15
Italian? ;-) --Guideaux
Mark England	lol I shit on your grave 06/05/14 19:23:02	15

Tracy Davidson	Flaming hell, how hard were you masturbating? 05/05/14 19:00:20	2 15
Ha ha! The ranch owner fired one of his hands for doing that! --Zac Kramer
Ian Skelding	The Grim Reefer 05/05/14 7:00:12	15

Cath Jones	creative Life of Brine. 25/04/14 7:01:38	15

Doh Nutter	Tom bought it at a car boat sail. 21/04/14 8:55:15	15

Zac Kramer	It was a 'Marriage of Convenience' 06/04/14 11:30:55	15

Cath Jones	creative 🎵 "I want to break tree..." 🎵 02/04/14 11:00:07	15

Hercules Rockefeller	creative "You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57	15

Michael Winner	The Cloned Ranger. 25/03/14 8:00:08	15

Pete	Big cats don't care about best-before dates. 23/03/14 12:09:59	15

Cath Jones	Love Hertz. 19/03/14 20:00:11	15

Paul Reeve	Orville and Dean 08/03/14 13:17:23	15

Pete	He normally prefers having a tinkle on the ivories. 02/03/14 13:36:15	15

Zac Kramer	creative " How will I recognise you amongst all these other Zombies? " " Don't worry love, I'll keep an eye out for you " 15/02/14 10:22:00	1 15
Now that's a proper caption. Well done. A worthy winner-to-be. --Glad You Remember
John Glover	lol creative "Ok, so it's a funeral and not mud wrestling, just smile, keep bowing and walk slowly backwards and hopefully no one will notice." 10/02/14 12:21:07	2 15
Talk about LOL you made me splatter my monitor. --Barrie Bullock
Pete	Why you shouldn't fart if you wear a colostomy bag. 09/02/14 12:01:14	15

Michael Winner	"Now, where did I leave those memory foam mattresses?" 07/02/14 8:02:24	15

Mark England	So that's how they make the orange ones. 06/02/14 10:21:15	15

Mark England	My wife's the same. She always covers herself when she's changing too. 31/01/14 8:05:20	15

Zac Kramer	creative x2 Volty Towers 27/01/14 12:16:00	2 15
Hello Captioneer - I gave you a vote plus a creative star. You seem to have the creative star counted but not the two votes - perhaps Chris can fix Sorry I did try --John Llamas
Smuldo	3D televisons @ knockdown prices. 25/01/14 12:00:11	15

Michael Winner	Nothing would keep Tom from diving today, not even a massive flare-up of his haemorrhoids. 21/01/14 8:00:17	15

matt cunningham	John the Baptits. 12/01/14 9:15:04	15

Cath Jones	Rudepics Cube. 06/01/14 8:07:04	15

Cath Jones	"...and for how long have you been having problems with bubble vision Sandra?" 31/12/13 12:00:10	15

Ian Skelding	Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly. 29/12/13 8:43:36	15

Ross Davidson	Daves thoughts had desserted him. 29/12/13 8:19:49	15

Brian Malco	ribbit hutch 18/12/13 12:00:16	15

Gordon Bannerman	Online Grooming 09/12/13 21:05:22	15

Tony Edwards	Shrunken Goodhew. 05/12/13 8:24:54	15

Brian Malco	"...so take my advice, don't always think you can beat those tube train doors when they start to close" 05/12/13 8:02:41	15

Mark England	creative x2 Security firm 'Immort Alarms' need a new company sign writer. 03/12/13 12:47:11	1 15
Nicely done :-) --Oli Blackwell
Tosser Wivlov	lol No you fool, I wanted a PRAWN Salad. 21/11/13 20:02:02	15

Lucky Elperro	lol After a recent sex change operation, Gordon just couldn't leave it alone. 21/11/13 8:35:13	15

Ian Skelding	"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs." 14/11/13 9:24:20	15

Cath Jones	Buck rogers. 03/11/13 20:00:08	15

Cath Jones	The Showering Inferno. 31/10/13 8:00:17	15

Tony Edwards	Gran Canaria. 17/09/13 19:12:40	15

Mark England	lol creative As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared 14/09/13 11:25:09	15

Brian Malco	Turf war breaks out between rival biker gangs 08/09/13 11:00:08	15

Cath Jones	PG Tipsy. 02/09/13 19:02:52	15

Mark England	creative Drunkey 02/09/13 19:00:42	1 15
This is an off-the-charts cute idea. I think drunkeys would be a huge hit. --Greg Curtis
mike robb	Ironside was inclined to visit Lacoste 01/09/13 7:40:11	15

Joe	creative Older... Budweiser 31/08/13 7:04:14	15

Michael Winner	lol Spaghetti Bollocknese 30/08/13 19:00:08	15

Mr Blonde	lol Ales from the Crypt. 24/08/13 7:35:21	15

Cath Jones	Jake often wore that puzzled look. 16/08/13 7:02:21	15

Lex Luthor	lol *BRIDESMAID IN A CAN* Haven't got any mates? Don't know who to ask to be your bridesmaid? Well why not try instant bridesmaid in a can! Simply take off the lid, press the nozzel and voilÃ ! your very own best friend. For best results shake can well before use otherwise you might end up with a minga, and you don't want that! BRIDESMAID IN A CAN - Now in all major outlets. Warning: This product bought from Aldi may produce German bridesmaids, and you don't want that either! 15/08/13 12:14:15	2 15
how does she spray herself to life if she is inside the can? --Ross Davidson
Hercules Rockefeller	creative Craving Ryan's Privates 13/08/13 19:05:47	15

Michael Winner	"Doc- be honest, what are my chances?" 07/08/13 7:12:10	1 15
''Slim'' --Ross Davidson
Joe	Mod-life crisis 21/07/13 8:05:15	15

Ian Searle	"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!" 12/07/13 7:51:30	15

Neil Mackenzie	We should have brought shorts. Nah, beer 'll do. 10/07/13 19:19:01	15

Mark England	lol In an effort to win back dwindling audiences, Crimewatch UK are now doing police re-inactments through the concept of dance 20/06/13 11:09:17	1 15
''Call crime poppers now on 0800 555 111'' --Ross Davidson
Tony Edwards	Club 18-30 stones. 18/06/13 7:25:37	15

Cath Jones	"I use Head and Smoulders." 17/06/13 19:09:02	15

Mark England	"You can fuck off with that fiddle, I'm not jumping over the Moon tonight" 17/06/13 11:04:16	15

Hercules Rockefeller	Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01	15

Mr Blonde	lol It could be ewe. 15/06/13 11:00:59	15

D C	Peek-a-boob. 13/06/13 7:02:17	15

Steve Hann	Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. 12/06/13 7:18:06	4 15
No problem, took me a while to remember which one it was. Hopefully Chris will let us know what happened. --Mr Blonde
Zac Kramer	Ingrid Jones and the Temple of Flume 12/06/13 7:13:06	15

Tracy Davidson	I think you dropped your cigarette love. And set fire to the hillside by the look of it. 11/06/13 19:02:49	15

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