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My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.
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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

12/06/12 20:14:57

 
phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

Herbie's wife arrives to give evidence of domestic abuse.

12/06/12 22:58:04

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Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The driver obviously lost their Focus.

12/06/12 20:00:08

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

"Is it a write off?"
"No, it's a caption competition"

12/06/12 20:04:40

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1436Ben Samuel

Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror.

I asked "How the hell did you do that"?

"The car rolled on it".

12/06/12 21:49:10

 
Terry Adlam Vote score: 86Terry Adlam

For Sale: One careful owner. Two really bad ones!

12/06/12 20:22:00

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

I smashed the motor up Yesterday, You should have seen the skid marks, even a 90 degree wash couldn't get them out.

12/06/12 21:22:55

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Crimp my ride.

12/06/12 20:02:30

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Carnage.

12/06/12 20:01:43

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Ford Fiasco

12/06/12 21:30:58

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

'Hello Halfords, I require a headlight bulb for a Ford Focus please'

12/06/12 21:21:58

 
General Zod Vote score: 2286General Zod

Orange Crush

12/06/12 20:17:09

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Have I passed?" "Well, you've certainly made an impact young lady!"

12/06/12 20:04:13

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Congratulations! You are now a fully qualified cab driver."

12/06/12 22:51:24

 
Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like Grandad... not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

Nod to goodness knows who from twenty years ago!

12/06/12 22:14:40

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Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Wheels of misfortune.

12/06/12 22:03:15

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Even Ginger cars get bullied...

12/06/12 21:34:44

 
General Zod Vote score: 2286General Zod

Park and Hide

12/06/12 21:13:50

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

"Don't worry Dougal, I can soon knock it out".

12/06/12 20:26:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Yes Sarge, the owner claims to have been parked in front of a house when a lady in her smalls and high heels fell out of the window.

12/06/12 20:22:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Shunt have parked there.

12/06/12 20:15:07

 
Julie Vote score: 16Julie

Orange you glad this is not your car

13/06/12 19:32:29

 
Colin Dyerson Vote score: 406Colin Dyerson

0-Casualty in 8 seconds

13/06/12 16:09:58

 
Colin Dyerson Vote score: 406Colin Dyerson

What do you mean theres a slight knocking noise under the bonnet

13/06/12 12:41:37

 
Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1094Lisa Nelson

When Arthur Dent met Ford Prefect on the Hyperspace Bypasss.

12/06/12 21:45:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

Wife on phone to husband : "Well, let me put it this way darling, it still works well in reverse."

12/06/12 20:27:20

 
Julie Vote score: 310Julie

Police warning to women of dangers as blind dates become more popular

12/06/12 20:13:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Crumple Zone.

12/06/12 20:12:02

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Last chance saloon!

12/06/12 20:02:25

 
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