Lavarotti.

14/12/12 12:00:06

Three years, two months and twenty-one days after his gastric band was fitted, Dave caught a glimpse of his penis.

14/12/12 12:03:13

A shite at the opera.

14/12/12 12:06:42

♫ I like to move it, move it..I like to move it, move it.....♫

14/12/12 13:18:54

Irritable Howl Syndrome.

14/12/12 13:48:16

Dave raised his arms in joy after eventually giving birth to a 6 lb beauty.

14/12/12 13:06:01

"I'm a Scat Man"

14/12/12 12:06:39

Stop making faeces....

14/12/12 13:32:58

Diarrhea of a Madman

14/12/12 12:26:47

No......I said I wanted a picture of you looking like 'the bottom has fallen out of your world' not 'the world fallen out of your bottom'

14/12/12 12:24:47

Shatisfaction.

14/12/12 12:00:45

Poo-phoria.

14/12/12 12:00:16

Halle-loo-jah!

14/12/12 12:00:10

To be honest, there wasn't as much interest in Mozart's third movement

14/12/12 13:10:31

After 2 months, 12 days and 5 hours on the Atkins diet, Jim's visit to the loo was at last successful...

14/12/12 13:04:58

9 out of 10 people suffer from diahorrea. But Les actually enjoys it.

14/12/12 12:40:43

Десять, девять, восемь, мы имеем запуска двигателя, семь, шесть, пять, четыре, три, два, один, снимите!

14/12/12 12:04:49

Just admit that your profile pic is twenty years old and I'll let you go.

14/12/12 12:03:23

The Hunt for Brown October

14/12/12 19:31:32

"Fantastic, some splash-back! Now I won't have to wipe my arse as much!"

14/12/12 19:29:33

♫ Arse sole mio ♫

14/12/12 18:20:18

Jacques Offenbach on the toilet.

14/12/12 17:19:49

Bert has has fallen for that old cling film over the pan trick again.

14/12/12 12:24:51

"£140 saved getting your mate to fit that ceiling........admit your an idiot and I'll come in and help you with it."

14/12/12 12:13:16

He's just played the whole of Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' without moving his lips.

14/12/12 12:03:18

Eureeka!

14/12/12 12:02:39