It's just a figure of speech.

17/07/12 20:07:56

A trip round the penisular

18/02/14 8:01:10

Branson Pickle

24/10/12 8:08:14

Alan finally came out of the closet.

29/09/11 11:00:17

Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit.

12/06/13 8:18:06

I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me.

15/03/12 11:20:38

The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier.

27/01/12 11:19:21

In my defence all I said was "Full head of hair, my own teeth and slightly cuddly" Let's be honest, your profile pic ain't that recent either.

16/08/12 21:39:41

Good crop, bad crop.

16/07/12 13:14:11

A moving ceremony.

19/08/11 11:00:09

The young Jedi checking on his light-saver account

15/06/13 8:22:32

It was whipped from right under their noses.

18/08/11 18:10:56

Hi ho.
Erm... hi, but I prefer the term "working girl".

26/10/11 7:39:27

Back Adder

25/09/11 11:00:54

Double breasted jackets are all the rage.

13/08/14 8:01:37

Just popping down the red light district for a tug.

15/11/12 8:09:51

Dave was feeling perky today.

15/08/12 9:03:48

No, I said "can you tape My Family please?". It's on BBC1 at 7 O'clock

30/09/11 11:11:50

Surfing UAE

23/08/11 11:00:47

Gran Prix

22/08/11 11:00:07

Demenstruation

13/12/12 9:17:25

Dat's a priority seat love, and I don't believe you is really blind.

15/10/12 8:49:47

Striker light

23/07/12 11:01:29

One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy!

21/05/12 11:57:43

Prefab spout

01/10/11 11:27:39

Loggie Style

21/09/12 12:07:03

A-levels

14/08/12 9:32:20

Tease Maid

09/08/12 11:08:48

Continuing the human race.

17/05/12 11:40:42

After chucking spears Justin decided to move on.

29/08/11 11:21:52

Rein dance.

04/08/11 12:03:10

When Katie discovered she could pee standing up it was one of those Urethra moments.

12/07/11 7:47:01

Total arshole

04/07/12 11:00:10

Strip Lamp

18/03/12 20:01:15

Ginger dead man.

23/11/11 11:59:32

Muuummmy, I've got a sticky backspace again.

06/10/11 17:42:54

He'd always suffered from a reptile disfunction.

25/09/11 11:04:20

Bogey Man.

05/08/11 11:02:40

Chinny dipping

20/07/11 11:45:25

Shutti Frutti

23/06/11 11:02:32

Benchioners

20/06/11 11:02:48

Anne Frank wasn't as well hidden as she'd thought

03/03/11 17:16:35

"I wish I hadn't eaten that last supper" moaned Lisa.

05/04/12 11:35:56

After 122 years the dog had heard enough of his master's voice.

07/10/11 11:33:37

Puppetual Motion

04/10/11 11:57:49

Hoisted by her own placard.

31/07/11 11:15:31

Wrong way to Tippa fairy.

19/07/11 11:25:56

A sign for deep-sea drivers

29/06/11 11:22:39

The Great Terrier Reef

09/06/11 11:29:40

On the left we have a cheeky Chardonnay, the right a full-bodied red-head and in the middle a birdeaux

01/02/11 12:30:58

It was raining datsun cogs.

24/01/11 11:49:50

Grapple Mac

20/12/10 11:12:24

Max Mosley's proposal for the new 2013 pit-crews

26/10/12 8:43:15

Buenos Aires Passenger Ferry - AKA The Argy Bargy

16/08/12 10:19:44

I see what they did there. Cunning linguists.

28/05/12 21:14:18

Hello, is that the prosthetics clinic? I'm looking for a leg-to-stand-on. You do? Oh good, because I uploaded a pic to the worlds largest photo sharing site that requires no login and any of the seven billion people on this planet are free to download it and guess what? One of the little buggers has! I'm feeling postal I tell ya.

09/03/12 12:55:04

I feel like I've dyed and gone to Starbucks.

27/10/11 22:25:57

Testes Match.

20/08/11 11:50:33

Flame grilled Whopper

15/08/11 11:06:15

This time the fan's really going to hit the shit.

28/07/11 11:29:43

Star spangled banger.

25/07/11 11:41:04

Silver Surfer

03/07/11 11:40:22

Her attempts at manicuring were admiral.

07/06/11 13:19:31

Energy drink

13/05/11 11:09:25

Tiers of a clown.

06/05/11 11:15:20

Artisand

28/03/11 11:24:01

The girls hope Woody and Buzz live up to their names.

12/01/11 14:59:36

Cervix with a smile.

08/01/11 11:29:08

Bloomin' boil-in-the-bag supper again.

29/10/10 11:38:57

Who do you think you are, Starling Mosque?

24/10/10 11:51:48

Apertunity knots

13/06/13 8:18:44

Orcastrated procedure

28/02/13 8:07:00

Killer moves.

28/02/13 8:04:08

Search your felines, you know it to be true.

29/10/12 13:35:13

The Best Little Warehouse in Texas

15/10/12 12:22:35

Overdrawn again

14/10/12 8:26:05

Digital Marketing

12/10/12 8:25:35

McDusa

17/09/12 14:14:38

A little less conversation, a little more traction.

18/07/12 11:03:41

Hung, drawn and quartet

17/07/12 11:09:30

"Come and suck Mummy's cock" was the last thing you wanted to hear in prison.

15/07/12 22:25:27

Gap Boy Slim

27/05/12 21:12:15

Damn... I think I left the iron on.

22/05/12 21:47:13

Chelsea's flower show.

14/05/12 12:27:17

I look up to him because he is class A...

13/03/12 11:00:11

His nemesis is The Piddler

05/02/12 11:08:52

It's a dog e-dog world.

11/11/11 11:03:54

Page boys.

10/10/11 20:00:07

They were all set to vibrate

24/09/11 11:01:07

It takes off okay but it disneyland.

Nod to 11.02

10/09/11 11:11:06

The first rule about fat club is you don't talk about fat club.

01/09/11 11:26:14

Mum, I think it's time to move on from the booze aisle.

14/06/11 11:35:30

I think we'll call him Spot.

05/04/11 11:36:00

Ugly³

30/01/11 17:18:06

Too late, just stopped off at the budget pregnancy centre a few miles back.

10/01/11 11:11:28

What a lovely mugshot.

01/11/10 18:42:04

This must be the carpool lane.

31/10/10 13:05:04

Big Trouble in Little China

27/10/10 11:04:32

Sphere weather warning.

08/10/10 11:06:21

On an official visit to Finland it turned out that Lap Dancing wasn't some boring folk-dance from Lapland after all. Things are looking up for the next stop in Poland.

21/08/13 20:36:00