best earliest latest latest and best captions

Though only a head, Craig was overjoyed when they picked him for the Paralympics...though it was only as a spare ball in the Beach Volleyball.

30/08/12 8:02:46

De feet was staring him in de face.

30/08/12 8:23:01

Head mistress

30/08/12 8:01:05

Simon always enjoyed looking up old friends.

30/08/12 11:51:29

"I thought you were a nice girl," Nick said, "but from here I can clearly see your nuts."

30/08/12 9:38:10

Blackpool Pleasure Bitch.

30/08/12 8:00:10

These Boots Are Made for Gawkin'.

30/08/12 9:47:18

"Now lets get back to discussing our divorce settlement".

30/08/12 8:43:37

Bootyvicious

30/08/12 8:21:35

Beachy head

30/08/12 8:07:41

Mervyn was an annoying sod, always getting under your feet.

30/08/12 11:23:33

These heels are torture.

30/08/12 11:03:05

Dick and Dom

30/08/12 10:43:44

"Sorry, love, but you're not fit to lick my boots."

30/08/12 8:20:42

Steve was hoping for a crack in the mouth

30/08/12 8:12:58