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Gayna Dee Vote score: 2817Gayna Dee

This is not just any Cucumber..This is a S&M Cucumber

14/02/13 20:14:14

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

When he saw the size of it, Arty choked.

14/02/13 20:16:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30604Tony Edwards

Phil had an unusual way of getting his 5-a-day.

14/02/13 20:04:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6187Hercules Rockefeller

"Would you like to try out my dilldo?"

14/02/13 20:00:27

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16589F Mackay

Tesco Everyday Value cucumbers are taken off the shelves after the discovery of human DNA.

14/02/13 20:43:49

 
Guideaux Vote score: 2095Guideaux

"hmmhhppfff hhmmpppffff!"

14/02/13 20:03:15

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I think he's asking "Has it been pickled." --John Glover
Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

"I'm beginning to hate that fuckin' monkey!"

14/02/13 20:08:17

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Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

Bertha loved to play Strip Jack Pok'em.

14/02/13 20:04:15

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Was he given a bum deal? --Cath Jones
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

We have ways of making you say "I do."

14/02/13 20:03:36

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Reservoir Hog

14/02/13 20:16:13

 
Guideaux Vote score: 2095Guideaux

"Let me give you a cluecumber.."

14/02/13 20:02:43

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Salad Dodger with a Salad Todger

14/02/13 21:16:04

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16589F Mackay

Grossery Cellar.

14/02/13 21:10:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38740Cath Jones

Malcolm suddenly had a severe case of Tape Squirm.

14/02/13 20:19:00

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5217Paul Reeve

"Dear wasn't it you who told me only last week that it wouldn't hurt and that i would really enjoy it if i relaxed ?"

14/02/13 20:09:05

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5217Paul Reeve

A gaping hole was about to appear in Tom and Stella's relationship.

14/02/13 20:04:50

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38740Cath Jones

"I will marrow you whether you like it or not!"

14/02/13 20:00:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21280Ian Skelding

De-basement

14/02/13 22:11:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Poke salad Annie...unplugged.

14/02/13 21:58:40

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"One tossed salad coming up."

14/02/13 21:12:52

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

Trussed Jim to be up for it.

14/02/13 20:09:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

A marrow bone.

14/02/13 20:05:26

 
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