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Bearton Senna.
21/05/12 19:00:18
Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling.
19/05/12 10:20:40
"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!"
17/05/12 10:00:11
Living the dream: Sat in a jacuzzi with a bird on his cock.
15/05/12 19:04:38
And I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings.
12/05/12 10:00:58
Metal-lica.
10/05/12 10:19:09
He wants directions to Canary Wharf.
09/05/12 19:02:33
Elvis Castella
07/05/12 19:01:05
"Well, you'll just keep going on about your tax payments until you're... Oh."
06/05/12 19:03:08
Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string.
02/05/12 19:36:17
I asked these guys for directions... But I couldn't get a straight answer out of them.
30/04/12 10:01:07
Blend in the clowns.
26/04/12 19:43:34
Log Warmers.
13/04/12 19:01:55
After years of going "low energy", Phil switched back to a 100 watt bulb.
12/04/12 20:05:17
I came looking for Pluto not Uranus
20/03/12 20:21:01
Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.
19/03/12 20:00:31
Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds
17/03/12 20:01:44
Redundancies mean he’s the only worker left at the plant.
06/03/12 11:07:02
S & wich
19/01/12 11:03:56
Old Skull Reunion.
18/01/12 11:04:55
"I came, I saw, I Concorde."
12/01/12 20:31:21
Mate Tricks.
06/01/12 11:43:01
Catch Her In The Rye
05/01/12 11:01:11
Mother and baby are both in a stable condition.
23/12/11 20:48:49
Tell meow this happened.
18/12/11 22:14:57
He's from the Isle of Man
09/12/11 11:25:52
Whenever he sat down his drink went flat.
18/11/11 20:03:18
A pane in the arse
10/11/11 12:27:09
Warning...May contain nuts.
07/11/11 20:15:43
"Anything you spray may be taken down and used as evidence against you."
31/10/11 11:00:11
She chose the parachute... he chose the rucksack.
26/10/11 19:03:43
The crowd turn ugly at the Superbowl.
25/10/11 10:02:03
The tranny's in for a service.
23/10/11 19:01:58
“The map said Piccadilly Circus.”
21/10/11 10:03:55
Cyclone.
10/10/11 10:13:38
Squashages
08/10/11 12:15:25
Alan finally came out of the closet.
29/09/11 10:00:17
Cinderfella
11/09/11 14:02:05
Why not see a shrink? ...
03/09/11 10:25:34
Phil in the blanks
28/08/11 10:01:06
Thunderbirds
13/10/14 20:38:47
Milk of Amnesia
11/10/14 19:00:07
'Sorry I'm late with your delivery, there was a big hold up on the duel carriageway'
06/10/14 19:14:37
'Police have announced the discovery of a body in their search for Dave Phillips, missing Human Cannonball.'
05/10/14 11:22:49
In cardboard city, the other tramps considered Bill a bit snobby
30/09/14 11:07:03
"Well, there's your problem right there, mate- your oil tank is full of fish."
28/09/14 11:06:27
Whipper snapper.
24/09/14 11:00:17
"Is mum still fast asleep? well open her bedroom door very quietly for me, would you please?"
23/09/14 11:29:40
Scientists spot a slight flaw in their Invisibility Research program.
21/09/14 19:00:07
Doreen is minted
17/09/14 11:00:22
sinkronised swimming
16/09/14 7:00:05
Marqueeing one's territory
11/09/14 19:00:40
They look like they haven't got a scare in the world.
08/09/14 19:59:16
"OK guys," said Jesus. "Which one of you has put LSD in the f*cking wine again?!"
08/09/14 7:00:06
This wasn't the first time David Banner had woken up to find he had wrecked his house.
06/09/14 7:04:57
"For God's sake, will you give it a rest woman, you've been nit picking all bloody day!"
01/09/14 19:01:00
Bush Fire.
31/08/14 19:00:06
The old building was deserted.
27/08/14 19:00:08
Her chances of survival were necks to nothing.
26/08/14 11:06:47
I've got a Thumper of an headache.
26/08/14 8:52:24
Scrapdragon.
17/08/14 11:44:47
The Islamic version of Mrs Doubtfire required considerably less make-up. (RIP Robin)
12/08/14 7:21:55
Sunni glasses.
12/08/14 7:04:46
Hillbilly
08/08/14 19:23:06
Mckendrix patiently waited for the man to finish washing his car
08/08/14 11:00:10
Fowl Play
03/08/14 11:00:11
Hare-raid shelter.
02/08/14 19:09:49
Pram Stoker
31/07/14 7:25:31
Señor citizens.
28/07/14 7:35:38
Rooster's Millions.
27/07/14 19:00:52
What time is it? Oh about 5 mins to 10 of the top of my head.
25/07/14 19:02:12
Ticklish all sorts.
21/07/14 20:23:23
Every dog has its tray.
21/07/14 7:00:29
"Go away, I'm not shingle."
16/07/14 11:11:28
"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from."
11/07/14 19:00:21
🎵 There's a troll in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza 🎵
09/07/14 7:00:14
Clown and out.
08/07/14 19:00:36
Biggy in the Middle
08/07/14 11:41:46
The suspect maintains that the evidence was planted.
07/07/14 7:59:28
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction.
06/07/14 11:00:57
Loch, phaser, scissors.
28/06/14 11:30:17
Reginald was always a collar and Thai man.
25/06/14 8:53:05
"Hi kids, I'm Peter String fellow."
24/06/14 8:01:59
The Ryder Cup Cakes.
22/06/14 19:00:10
"I'm going to sioux that hairdresser."
21/06/14 7:00:06
Outside of racing season, Jockeys often take up casual work.
19/06/14 11:00:11
"Forty braves"¦ on horseback"¦ approaching from north"¦"
19/06/14 7:09:01
"Penelope, I know it's not the ideal time or place to ask you this, and I certainly wouldn't want to put you under any undue pressure, but we've been living together now for well over eighteen years... so therefore I was wondering if you'd do me the great honour of agreeing to be my wife?""Well, Geoffrey, I can't deny that standing there in your Ninja Turtle T-shirt and Foster Grants has got me a little moist in the lower garments, and it must be said that anyone who books a weekend Roller-Surfing in Vietnam just to impress his intended has my complete respect...and of course I do fully admire a man who can allow foreign infants to insert soft fruit up his jacksie without blinking an eye, but, even with all this being said Geoffrey, in the eyes of the law, I'm still your Mother"
16/06/14 12:21:41
Nobelt prize winners.
07/06/14 19:08:15
"They don't like it up 'em!"
30/05/14 11:00:58
Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum.
29/05/14 20:40:23
"Yep- she's a witch."
29/05/14 7:00:08
I'm going to have to build the kids a tree house.
11/05/14 19:12:14
Tooth hake.
10/05/14 7:18:22
Tranny & Susannah
09/05/14 11:00:41
"I don't care if you're a thoroughbred stallion, I'm not in the mood."
07/05/14 7:39:46
I shit on your grave
06/05/14 19:23:02
Flaming hell, how hard were you masturbating?
05/05/14 19:00:20
The Grim Reefer
05/05/14 7:00:12
Life of Brine.
25/04/14 7:01:38
creative 
