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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Ideal for back seat drivers.

30/05/21 8:00:06

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It's perfect. I think we should make all back seat drivers sit in one of these, then they can complain to their heart's content about the standard of driving. They'll get nowhere by doing so.  --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15117Dave Bryan

''Was it an amicable divorce?''

''Yes, we shared everything.''

30/05/21 8:25:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

I got it at a car boot sale

30/05/21 11:26:48

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"And when you pass your test, son, I'll buy you the other half."

30/05/21 8:02:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Herbie Goes to Liverpool

30/05/21 8:23:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Chop Gear

30/05/21 8:00:11

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 429Nina Dutton

My wife said she’d cut my pride and joy in half if she ever caught me cheating. At the time I was too busy protecting my willy to notice.

30/05/21 8:02:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Half a Romeo

30/05/21 8:00:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

I’m interested in the red car.
I’m sorry Sir it’s just been sold.
Who bought it?
A Mister Rick Shaw, he’s coming back with his motorcycle to pick it up this afternoon.

30/05/21 11:33:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

"I think I'll buy it for my other half."

30/05/21 10:11:50

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It's not half bad. --Willie Johnson
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

'80,000 miles, one careless owner.'

30/05/21 9:54:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

"Those monkeys are bloody relentless!"

30/05/21 8:41:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"We are never going to sell it Dave if you let every courting couple and prostitute that asks have a test run."

30/05/21 8:19:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8302Hercules Rockefeller

"Geez, Dave, you can't even make a full glass of lemonade with that lemon."

30/05/21 8:06:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Never buy a used car from 'Arfur' Daley.

30/05/21 8:00:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

One previous owner who had difficulty stopping at train crossings.

30/05/21 8:00:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

"Is it a good runner?"
"Sit far back in it and then it's wheelie good"

30/05/21 11:41:04

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Semi automatic

30/05/21 11:12:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Limited edition.

30/05/21 10:46:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

For sale: 2-door compact car, plenty of legroom, well ventilated. Save on gas, whisper quiet, motivated seller. It's not only half price, it's half off.

30/05/21 10:10:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

'South facing, compact and bijou, £850pcm.'

30/05/21 9:19:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

You should never try to accelerate quickly when you have Gemma Collins sat in the back.

30/05/21 8:45:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

What a deal, half the price and none of the emissions.

30/05/21 8:04:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

“When you said a car share I did not quite have this in mind.

30/05/21 8:01:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"You'd have to be half cut to buy that."

30/05/21 8:00:14

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

I made a career out of other peoples careers.

31/05/21 12:07:33

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

The production workers were on a half day.

31/05/21 8:53:04

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Oh she lets me have the back end in our divorce but never did in throughout our marriage (bitch)

30/05/21 16:39:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

"Need a car?"

"Not half."

30/05/21 14:33:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

"You can buy the other half at our front courtyard".

30/05/21 13:25:09

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Back street motors.

30/05/21 13:24:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Back-yard car sales.

30/05/21 13:23:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10356Chris Keegan

"Would you believe it.....he's got some front selling that!"

30/05/21 10:55:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"I think you souped up that engine a tad too much."

30/05/21 10:46:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Everything must go!

30/05/21 10:14:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

"Dave, you know you told me about that whole 'big engine in a small car' thing?"

30/05/21 9:55:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Cut-price bargain

30/05/21 9:15:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

I knew he was a cowboy dealer when I saw the saloon doors

30/05/21 9:12:10

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

Clarkson!!!

30/05/21 8:58:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

It’s a Mondeo suit someone born yesterdeo.

30/05/21 8:36:11

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"Are we nearly there yet , are we nearly there yet , are we nearly there yet............."
"To sell it we may have to remove some of the optional extras."

30/05/21 8:36:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Only Fools and Boycie

30/05/21 8:31:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Dave got it on part exchange.

30/05/21 8:15:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Unfortunately the Scrap Yard hadn't noticed Mr Price fast asleep in the car.

30/05/21 8:14:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8302Hercules Rockefeller

Trunk & disorderly

30/05/21 8:03:16

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

And a years Road Tax for the price of 6 months.

30/05/21 8:00:14

 
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