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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

How to make pedestrians cross

Wed 8:55:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23209Michael Winner

"Actually, as a BMW driver I do own the road. As well as the pavement."

Wed 8:08:10

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It "Be My Way" --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10326Dave Bryan

''Don't be so selfish, sir. Please leave the pavement for cyclists.''

Wed 8:43:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1677Mark Wilson

FOR SALE BMW, one couldn't careless owner

Wed 8:51:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9909Mr Dome

Obviously there were no disabled or parent parking spaces free

Wed 8:18:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 17047Mark England

"Look at the personalised number plate. It must be owned by Selfish Bastard"

Wed 8:12:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 555Al Overy

"Am I too close to the kerb? I'm too close aren't I?"

Wed 8:43:40

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 187Fozzgog B.

When traffic wardens dream

Wed 21:21:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

"Yes it's my car officer, it has been parked here a week, I'm not inconsiderate, I swear those yellow lines weren't there when I left it."

Wed 13:40:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4949Kenny Ireland

"These bloody midwives seem to think they can park anywhere they want just because they are doing deliveries".

Wed 12:04:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2466Scrijjy Doo

Hey. I parked within the line.

Wed 14:19:04

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Don swerved to miss another flash BMW hitting three kids and a lollipop man. Asked for his reaction Don replied, "phew that was close."

Wed 10:36:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32077Tony Edwards

BMW drivers are a law unto themselves.

Wed 10:17:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22460Ian Skelding

"Well I think he's very considerate, most BMW owners would have parked on that Hospice road entrance."

Wed 10:01:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

One would have thought it wouldn't be suitable for going off road.

Wed 9:37:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10829Neil Mackenzie

It was tragic really. He had swerved to miss a woman with a pram and was forced to park 100 yards away from the shops. Then he was killed by another BMW that was driving the wrong way along the pavement.

Wed 8:40:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

"I had to park somewhere, it's caption time", said Anon.

Wed 8:28:12

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9909Mr Dome

Dave loved fast cars and didn't really want curb his addiction

Wed 8:18:01

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Dave liked fast cars, fast women/men/non-binary etc (I don't know what Dave's sexual preferences are) and fast food. That's the reason why Dave drove a milk float, was attracted to anyone who did track and often ate a gazelle for dinner.  --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 554alexandra ball

We should know by now, BMW drivers not only own their house, they own the street as well!

Wed 14:12:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2466Scrijjy Doo

Has anyone seen that lady walking her dog?

Wed 13:52:50

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I think that dog has been eaten by an alligator. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 555Al Overy

Now, why would someone park like that? That's a real poser...

Wed 11:04:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22460Ian Skelding

"Tank gunner Jones, get ready to fire."

Wed 9:54:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32077Tony Edwards

"Bloody Germans! They think they can park their cars like they park their beach towels."

Wed 9:53:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4272Stu Dent

Why do I keep whistling Bob Marley and the Wailers, Jammin

Wed 9:36:27

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Is it to do with the gears? --Glyn Evans
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

Wow, slot cars these days look amazingly real.

Wed 8:43:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

Confused as to whether he should drive on the left or the right, he chose a different option.

Wed 8:41:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6166Vivvy En

"ADELE! I've caught one for you," announced Dave.

Wed 8:32:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10326Dave Bryan

''How do you know the car belongs to a weather forecaster?''

''It says 'fine' on the windscreen.''

Wed 8:06:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6832Hercules Rockefeller

Dave immediately found himself lost while searching for valley parking.

Wed 8:04:50

 
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