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"Thank you so much for saving my life.""No problem. Just chew your food more in the future before swallowing"
30/01/22 13:14:36
"Took me two hours to get down that mountain and then you only lasted 30 seconds!"
30/01/22 14:20:40
Mountin goats
30/01/22 13:01:27
"I don't remember seeing a hump in the road sign."
30/01/22 12:14:22
"Are you sure this is the only way we can get on a David Attenborough show?"
30/01/22 15:49:20
Wham Bam Thank you, Ram
30/01/22 13:26:39
"Quick, a bus full of school children. Nearly as much fun as the coach load of nuns."
30/01/22 15:52:09
“What’s going on?”“It’s all right, it’s just a couple of kids messing about.”
30/01/22 13:09:11
You should never lie about why you're late for work. Because if you actually do get stuck behind 2 goats shagging in the road and you've already used that excuse a day earlier, your boss won't believe you.
30/01/22 12:33:45
Their sexual tastes are very middle of the road.
31/01/22 0:50:59
Llama Sutra... oh shit, they're goats aren't they?
30/01/22 15:00:09
"Right kids we're not going to play Eye spy with my little eye anymore on this car journey"
30/01/22 14:33:49
Fuck Ewe
30/01/22 13:23:28
''Why don't we try a different position?''''Didn't you read the sign? It's One Way Only.''
30/01/22 12:34:10
"Just drive around them Dave""Sorry love, was reminiscing"
30/01/22 13:43:34
"It was only when my wife got out of the car, pulled her knickers off and knelt down with her bum in air, I realised I'd been spending too much time captioning."
30/01/22 12:24:29
''Jane, have you seen what those animals are doing in the middle of the road?''''It's alright, darling, I don't need to look at randy old goats. I'm married to one.''
30/01/22 12:06:58
♫ Who ya gonna call? Goatfuckers! ♫
30/01/22 12:02:03
Meanwhile, on the Russia/Ukraine border..."Literally days to live, you say, Randy?"
30/01/22 18:11:39
"...and then we reached a fork in the road."
30/01/22 12:11:51
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