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"Thank you so much for saving my life."  "No problem. Just chew your food more in the future before swallowing"
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Thank you so much for saving my life."

"No problem. Just chew your food more in the future before swallowing"

30/01/22 13:14:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Took me two hours to get down that mountain and then you only lasted 30 seconds!"

30/01/22 14:20:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14030Mr Dome

Mountin goats

30/01/22 13:01:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

"I don't remember seeing a hump in the road sign."

30/01/22 12:14:22

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6125Lucky Elperro

"Are you sure this is the only way we can get on a David Attenborough show?"

30/01/22 15:49:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5308Scrijjy Doo

Wham Bam Thank you, Ram

30/01/22 13:26:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6125Lucky Elperro

"Quick, a bus full of school children. Nearly as much fun as the coach load of nuns."

30/01/22 15:52:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

“What’s going on?”
“It’s all right, it’s just a couple of kids messing about.”

30/01/22 13:09:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

You should never lie about why you're late for work. Because if you actually do get stuck behind 2 goats shagging in the road and you've already used that excuse a day earlier, your boss won't believe you.

30/01/22 12:33:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6542Tosser Wivlov

Their sexual tastes are very middle of the road.

31/01/22 0:50:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

Llama Sutra... oh shit, they're goats aren't they?

30/01/22 15:00:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Right kids we're not going to play Eye spy with my little eye anymore on this car journey"

30/01/22 14:33:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5308Scrijjy Doo

Fuck Ewe

30/01/22 13:23:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

''Why don't we try a different position?''

''Didn't you read the sign? It's One Way Only.''

30/01/22 12:34:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Just drive around them Dave"

"Sorry love, was reminiscing"

30/01/22 13:43:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

"It was only when my wife got out of the car, pulled her knickers off and knelt down with her bum in air, I realised I'd been spending too much time captioning."

30/01/22 12:24:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

''Jane, have you seen what those animals are doing in the middle of the road?''

''It's alright, darling, I don't need to look at randy old goats. I'm married to one.''

30/01/22 12:06:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9926Hercules Rockefeller

♫ Who ya gonna call? Goatfuckers! ♫

30/01/22 12:02:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

Meanwhile, on the Russia/Ukraine border...

"Literally days to live, you say, Randy?"

30/01/22 18:11:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

"...and then we reached a fork in the road."

30/01/22 12:11:51

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6542Tosser Wivlov

He couldn't resist one for the road.

31/01/22 0:47:48

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2520Karen Oakenfull

“So, Jenkins. You’ve just told me you were late for work this morning because of two ghosts shagging in the middle of road and there wasn’t enough room to drive around them. Ghosts? In broad daylight? I’ve heard it all now.”

“No boss. I think you’ve misheard me, I said there were two go..”

“Shut it! You’re sacked. I’ve had enough of your delusional shit. Get out of my office NOW.”

30/01/22 19:57:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13227Neil Mackenzie

He claimed he ran up her behind because her brake lights weren’t working.

30/01/22 14:56:56

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It's like the old Buddy Hackett joke about a dog being sick and the other one pushing it to the hospital. Funny. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 22560John Glover

"What are you doing?"
"I'm giving you a hysterectomy."
"Your'e what!"
"It's all right. I'm just kidding."

30/01/22 14:37:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5308Scrijjy Doo

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Why goat we do it in the road ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

30/01/22 13:28:49

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

The not so lonely goatherd

30/01/22 12:00:38

 
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