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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

"I got chills, they're multiplying.."

"You'd better get tested then."

12/02/21 20:00:22

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They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

" Just can't keep it in your trousers can you... can't believe we're now banned from the donut stand"

12/02/21 22:25:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"Look Dave, there's a toilet right there, I didn't need to piss in your glass after all."

12/02/21 21:14:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

The date was turning out to be a fete worse than death.

12/02/21 20:16:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Belly Button

12/02/21 20:02:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5285Kenny Ireland

A woman and a man.

12/02/21 20:07:02

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Tatford-upon-Avon

12/02/21 21:45:53

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2305Guideaux .

(*Only one shot to get this right, I can feel the box with the ring, now get it out of my pocket and kneel before she looks this way.*)
"Barb... I mean Sandra, I know it's just our second date but..."

12/02/21 20:35:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Maureen wasnt happy as her donut was neither fresh or hot

12/02/21 20:26:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Ask me about my belly button tattoo.

12/02/21 20:16:02

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When you get in close it's actually a tribute to his hero Rocky...♫ It's the Eye of the Spider ... nest ♫  --Mauris Iocus
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Greasy is the word.

12/02/21 20:09:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

This is why we love the North. Because it's fucking miles away

13/02/21 0:07:50

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

A fine specimen.

12/02/21 21:51:17

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

He's invited many a girl to bend down to read his belly tattoo ...'while you're down there.'

12/02/21 20:24:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Mike always has a woman with him because he knows how to chatham up.

12/02/21 20:13:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

Guy Fair Lady

12/02/21 20:02:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Sharon's last boyfriend was a Southampton City Union Man or SCUM, but she much preferred Chatham Union Men.

12/02/21 20:02:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Keith was visibly proud of his naval heritage.

12/02/21 20:00:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"This is a photo I took of Mum and Dad with a Canon."

12/02/21 20:00:09

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Isn't it surprising what's canon these days. --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

So would you like to see me again

12/02/21 20:00:08

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"Don't be silly. I haven't seen you the first time yet, my glasses are getting fixed." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Dave couldn't understand why they were off to the library with a bag of courgettes. Shaz had said something about it being a family tradition..

13/02/21 16:59:56

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She'd mentioned something about them being battered, which was how he liked almost everything, including his ex's. --Mauris Iocus
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

Cost of her clothes, jeans £46 belt £25, top £22, shoes £45, bra £28, matching panties £19.
Cost of his clothes, jeans £6, tee shirt £3.99, socks £0.99, trainers £8.99 and underwear 4 shillings and sixpence.

13/02/21 9:29:40

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

"Can't believe I wore my Coco Chanel belt to this dump."

13/02/21 0:41:44

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Widdetat Fair

12/02/21 21:44:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

I don't like Dave's wife, she's always got a chick on her shoulder.

12/02/21 21:39:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

You're going to enjoy this fair whether you like it or not!

12/02/21 21:28:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Sandra has always been attracted to navel seamen.

12/02/21 21:07:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

If God made man in his image, without a belly button, are belly buttons blasphemous? And why is it that no matter how often you clean your belly button you will always find fluff in it? Unless you're an outie ... how do you get an outie anyway?

Ah, belly buttons. One of life's great mysteries.

12/02/21 20:40:51

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A friend of mine's four year old son said " It's where all of your skin joins together." --John Glover
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you think you could eat a donut without licking your lips?" said Dave to his contortionist wife.

12/02/21 20:20:17

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

My fair maiden..

12/02/21 20:19:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Bill loves to get his tatts out, unlike his missus.

12/02/21 20:19:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"Hope Trevor doesn't notice my hand between Phil's thighs.."

12/02/21 20:18:20

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

It was a bad day at the races for Tom. He lost the shirt off his back.

12/02/21 20:17:59

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

I can't understand why the crowd reacted so badly. They asked for a topless dancer.

12/02/21 20:15:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

Did you ever notice that owners start to look like their pets?

12/02/21 20:15:00

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

You can tell they're Americans. Implementing their right to bare arms.

12/02/21 20:13:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"Have you seen Billy, they're about the fire the canon?"

"Don't worry love, I'm sure he's fine."

12/02/21 20:12:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Since Tina met Tim on the street he'd cleaned up pretty well. Recently however, she found she couldn't help sneaking sideways glances at men with a full complement of digits.

12/02/21 20:10:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 431Gavin Smithers

Where's the goldfish?

12/02/21 20:04:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

Before COVID we all obeyed the rules and this picture goes to show it.

It's one o'clock. Don't stand in front of the one o'clock gun at one o'clock. Don't sit on the one o'clock gun at one o'clock. Don't fire the one o'clock gun at one o'clock into the audience.

12/02/21 20:01:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Young Boris slums it at a fair up North back in the day.

12/02/21 20:00:19

 
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