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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

A mythrepresentation.

08/03/21 12:56:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"So Dave, we meet again"

"Again? This is my first tattoo"

"Yes, don't you remember? You cut me up on the A3 last week and then stuck your fingers up at me. Nevermind, don't worry, I don't hold grudges"

08/03/21 12:18:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Oh shit perhaps I am left handed after all

08/03/21 16:20:34

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

“Have you worked here long love?”

“Not long. It’s my third cleaning job this year.”

08/03/21 12:03:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Now you do realise I cannot copy this exactly due to copyright reasons".

08/03/21 19:11:17

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Sorry this is taking so long. I'm a perfectionist"

08/03/21 19:12:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"Did I mention I once killed a guy for spilling coffee on my shirt?"

08/03/21 15:22:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''To be honest with you, I can't understand why good looking men have tattoos. On the other hand, if you're a fat middle-aged slap head with no personality.......''

08/03/21 12:11:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Oh! You want that? I thought you meant the picture on the fridge over there."

08/03/21 12:29:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"How's Pegasus going?"

"I'm just winging it."

08/03/21 12:22:28

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"The testicles are in the wrong place for a start"

08/03/21 12:08:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"Do you have much experience?"
"Well, I studied Art in 2020."

08/03/21 12:20:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

'Shit, this is bloody difficult. I'm just going to have to wing it.'

08/03/21 12:14:01

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

"Well,I used to be a children's book illustrator."

08/03/21 15:51:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

He's going to Buster Bloodvessel when he sees the finished tattoo.

08/03/21 12:14:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"What do you mean 'I'm beginning to doubt your competence as a tattoo artist'? I can assure you that it will look good in the end"

"That may be so, but I asked for it on my leg"

08/03/21 12:10:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

"So you say you've done a few celebrities?"
- "Sure, loads, Dayvid Backham, Mowdonna, Justeen Beeebar, Arry Styels.....loads"

08/03/21 12:08:04

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Vin Diesel: IT NEEDS TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

Tattooist: its ok man don't worry relax I'm so good
at freehand.
Vin Diesel: ok cool so how long you been doing this ?

Tattooist: oh this is my first day I learned from
YouTube Videos

Voice Over: THIS IS WHEN VIN DIESEL KNEW HE FUCKED
UP.

08/03/21 16:04:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"So, to be a member of the biker gang, we all have to have this tattoo, then go out and severely beat up someone who has upset us and show the boys a video of the ambulance rushing them away."
"OH, excuse me a minute, I think I need the toilet."
"Sure, don't be long, I'm getting cold."

08/03/21 14:12:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"I'm just gonna make a few minor artistic design modifications, okay?"

08/03/21 12:38:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Pigasus.

08/03/21 12:21:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Unfortunately the tattoo convention was interrupted by Darth Maul

08/03/21 12:17:58

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When I first read your comment, Stephen, I started thinking how many supervotes I could spare. Then I read it again. I need more coffee... brb. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Dyebolical

08/03/21 12:14:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"I first realised I had an artistic talent after restoring a painting in Borja of Jesus."

08/03/21 12:04:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"I've got a nagging pain in my back."

08/03/21 12:01:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

When he sees it, he'll have an art attack.

08/03/21 12:01:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"So I said 'you can't actually refuse me this f*cking tattooing job on the grounds of my f*cking disabilities because that's f*cking discrimination' and that's when they backed down. Blindness and Tourette's won't stop me."

"F*ck!"

"Oh, you have Tourette's as well?"

08/03/21 12:00:47

 
Jenny Lindstrom Jenny Lindstrom

Revenge parlor For just $1,000 we'll give your ex husband a free tattoo

01/04/21 9:37:38

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Sure glad I saved that art school money to buy this tattoo equipment. My first job, I'm already making money!

09/03/21 14:37:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3463Stephen Paterson

ROFL Harris was messed up.

08/03/21 20:33:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Whatever they were paying Dominic Littlewood to expose rogue traders, it wasn't enough.

08/03/21 18:32:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

It took me four years to paint like Raphael and the rest of my lying life to paint like a child.

08/03/21 18:02:40

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

My brother is on that show tattoo fixers and he needs the publicity.

08/03/21 15:01:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I'm going to the races tomorrow, Mavis.''

''Try not to lose your shirt.''

08/03/21 14:28:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"When I said I wanted a puff, I was talking about a drag on a cigarette."

08/03/21 14:12:11

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

The blind bleeding the blind.

08/03/21 12:24:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

“ Yeah, before doing this I was a balloon artist and just found I had a natural eye for making images come to life as balloons so this felt like a natural next step....”

08/03/21 12:20:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

His other tattoo is a swastika. He's a neon-Nazi.

08/03/21 12:18:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

"Ouch!"

08/03/21 12:17:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Surely the custard shirt and orange tank top combination would put anyone off of anything, let alone getting a tattoo

08/03/21 12:17:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1480Dot Old

'I'm so glad I was passing and saw your special offer for bespoke tattoos. My mates are going to be so jealous."

08/03/21 12:06:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Only Tools and Horses

08/03/21 12:04:24

 
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