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Mark Wilson Vote score: 990Mark Wilson

Gutter press

03/03/20 8:05:26

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

"I bet John, Paul, George and Ringo never had this f*****g problem."

03/03/20 10:00:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5319James Lennox

Yes, it was horrific when the photographer's brains were splattered over the sidewalk, but at the other end of the zebra crossing a young Tarantino was inspired.

03/03/20 9:08:26

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

And this years winner of the Darwin award..

03/03/20 8:45:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6571Hercules Rockefeller

"You might wanna get up before my Uber gets here."

03/03/20 8:01:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

"The missus was always going on about visiting New York; so I did everything to shutter up"

03/03/20 8:26:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1359Willie Johnson

In New York that's called a speed bump.

03/03/20 8:21:40

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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1358Karen Oakenfull

“I think it must have fell from the top of that building up there Dave.”
“I don’t care where it came from, just help me pull this f*cking thing out of my eye!”

03/03/20 8:11:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

The caption.me site photographer gets a nice one of Karyn spending her winnings on a shopping trip to New York.

03/03/20 8:06:53

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The 'y' makes no difference at all to its pronunciation, but having said that it's actually pronounced more like the Scandinavian name Karin. In fact if you say the word 'carton' without the 't' that's more or less it. Now that I've tol... --Karyn Harrison
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

He said he was a professional photographer but I think he’s lying.

03/03/20 19:29:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5558Paul Reeve

“You might want to blow your nose Sue, I can see a big dangly bogie in your left nostril.”

03/03/20 10:27:20

 
stone face Vote score: 7439stone face

I'd like to see how this situation developed.

03/03/20 8:44:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Can you move? Ironically, you're in the way of an eclipse.

03/03/20 8:44:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 990Mark Wilson

" You just go about your normal day, honestly you won't know I'm here"

03/03/20 8:35:33

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Girl says: "My normal day involves kicking you in the nuts, honestly you will know I'm here." --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

Cabs aren't the only things you can flag down in the Big Apple.

03/03/20 8:33:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 16516Mark England

"It was shocking officer. We were talking about light exposure and the next thing, as he took my picture, a yellow cab ran over his head. It just all happened in a flash"

03/03/20 8:24:44

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

''This isn't working. Tell you what, Doris, stand over the manhole cover and pretend you're Marilyn Monroe.''

03/03/20 8:16:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6968The Wolf

Chris, we appreciate you trying to get the best content for the site, but we insist that you take more care...

03/03/20 8:04:52

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Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Kenneth, if you take just one more stupid photo, then despite having only one leg, I'm going to kick you in the goolies.

03/03/20 8:03:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1462Rachel P

Reports about recent shootings in New York City were flawed

03/03/20 8:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

You struggle to take a photo of your girlfriend with the Empire State Building as a backdrop, then find out Anon took a picture of your efforts and beat your photo onto Caption Me.

03/03/20 19:26:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

Abby was used to people lying down before her, this was after all, Abby's road.

03/03/20 10:59:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31406Tony Edwards

Cabby Road

03/03/20 9:21:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

With the end of "The Invisible Man" did the serum really wear off? - the taxi didn't see him.

03/03/20 8:52:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

''These jaysnappers are becoming a bloody nuisance.''

03/03/20 8:45:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8994Dave Bryan

''Smile. Say carbon monoxide.''

03/03/20 8:41:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9401Mr Dome

Roadside, a sis, tense

03/03/20 8:34:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6968The Wolf

"Can you come forward a bit please love, oh go on, pretty please"...Dave hadn't quite got the hang of upskirting...

03/03/20 8:33:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Street with a view.

04/03/20 16:17:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2094Scrijjy Doo

It's not easy getting a vag shot when she's wearing leggings.

03/03/20 20:12:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2094Scrijjy Doo

He wanted a worm's eye view, and in the end that's what he got.

03/03/20 19:57:58

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Where did you come from?"
"I got hit by a photo bomb!"

03/03/20 16:29:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

Dave had been tipped off by the sniper that the Democratic candidate was about to be shot.

03/03/20 11:12:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9401Mr Dome

Snap dragon

03/03/20 9:57:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31406Tony Edwards

🎵 Lying on the corner watching all the girls go by 🎵

03/03/20 8:57:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9401Mr Dome

Keeping up With The Kim Kardigans

03/03/20 8:24:29

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

The Properazzi

03/03/20 8:18:34

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

"She was so damn beautiful, the moment I took her first photograph, I 'fell' in love"

03/03/20 8:14:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

Filthy Animal Crossing

03/03/20 8:13:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 990Mark Wilson

I think I got the licence plate of the car that hit me, although it could well be a close up shot

03/03/20 8:10:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9217Stephen Bean

Dave knew his chance of a blowjob depended on his girlfriend getting lots of likes on Instagram.

03/03/20 8:06:08

 
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