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The Wolf Vote score: 21274The Wolf

"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...."

16/01/21 12:02:34

In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
Mark Wilson Vote score: 5128Mark Wilson

" You gonna tell her she's not allowed on the sofa"

16/01/21 12:19:02

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31945Ian Skelding

"Anything on the tele?"
"Not really, just a documentary about David Attenborough and his family doing household chores."

16/01/21 12:34:16

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8888Greg Curtis

"The GOOD NEWS is your husband's off the couch..."

16/01/21 13:26:49

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9071Karyn Harrison

"Paint me like one of your French girls."

16/01/21 12:54:21

Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 1410Ellen Duncalf

It's good to know they now have Cajun spiced gazelle on Deliveroo.

16/01/21 12:55:58

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12478Hercules Rockefeller

🎵 In the bungalow, the mighty bungalow, the lion sleeps tonight. 🎵

16/01/21 12:08:09

Al Overy Vote score: 17651Al Overy

I could tell you how the lion came out the wardrobe but it's Narnia business.

16/01/21 12:00:40

Good thing the witch didn't follow... (too busy looking for those emails). --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 21274The Wolf

"Dave, it's your turn to change her litter tray"

16/01/21 12:10:14

Tray? You call that a TRAY?!?! It's a 40 foot shipping container & she fills one a WEEK! --Mauris Iocus
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18245Dan Nicholls

"DFS sofas, buy now, prey later".

16/01/21 12:03:21

Stephen Bean Vote score: 34953Stephen Bean

"The vet says she's suffering from Narnialepsy."

16/01/21 12:00:16

"As-lan as you're lion-ing around, mind if I finish that hock?" --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 21274The Wolf

She obviously takes pride in her home.

16/01/21 12:00:09

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20926Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't forget your 1.00 pm Zoo meeting."

16/01/21 12:43:34

"I'll zoom there with the cheetah." --Mauris Iocus
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 9071Karyn Harrison

The lion lies down with the lamb.

16/01/21 12:33:04

Ahh... the beauty of the circle of life, as the lamb lies down inside the lion. --Mauris Iocus
Dave Bryan Vote score: 29506Dave Bryan

''I think she may have problems when we release her back into the wild.''

16/01/21 12:02:11

"Well, surely the problems won't be all hers... since we consider "the wild" to be Cleveland. --Mauris Iocus
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