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"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa  with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...."
"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa  with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...." photo | portfolio
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The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...."

16/01/21 12:02:34

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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

" You gonna tell her she's not allowed on the sofa"

16/01/21 12:19:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25240Ian Skelding

"Anything on the tele?"
"Not really, just a documentary about David Attenborough and his family doing household chores."

16/01/21 12:34:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"The GOOD NEWS is your husband's off the couch..."

16/01/21 13:26:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

"Paint me like one of your French girls."

16/01/21 12:54:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

It’s good to know they now have Cajun spiced gazelle on Deliveroo.

16/01/21 12:55:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8278Hercules Rockefeller

♫ In the bungalow, the mighty bungalow, the lion sleeps tonight. ♫

16/01/21 12:08:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

I could tell you how the lion came out the wardrobe but it's Narnia business.

16/01/21 12:00:40

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Good thing the witch didn't follow... (too busy looking for those emails). --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

"Dave, it's your turn to change her litter tray"

16/01/21 12:10:14

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Tray? You call that a TRAY?!?! It's a 40 foot shipping container & she fills one a WEEK! --Mauris Iocus
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

"DFS sofas, buy now, prey later".

16/01/21 12:03:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16773Stephen Bean

"The vet says she's suffering from Narnialepsy."

16/01/21 12:00:16

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"As-lan as you're lion-ing around, mind if I finish that hock?" --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

She obviously takes pride in her home.

16/01/21 12:00:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15331Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't forget your 1.00 pm Zoo meeting."

16/01/21 12:43:34

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"I'll zoom there with the cheetah." --Mauris Iocus
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

The lion lies down with the lamb.

16/01/21 12:33:04

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Ahh... the beauty of the circle of life, as the lamb lies down inside the lion. --Mauris Iocus
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15024Dave Bryan

''I think she may have problems when we release her back into the wild.''

16/01/21 12:02:11

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"Well, surely the problems won't be all hers... since we consider "the wild" to be Cleveland. --Mauris Iocus
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

She fell asleep waiting for her husband to come home from the Lion Bar.

16/01/21 20:30:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3659Scrijjy Doo

Couch Predato

16/01/21 15:03:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

I believe she owns the joint.

16/01/21 13:18:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

Being married to the MGM lion had its perks.

16/01/21 12:53:03

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Yeah, just ate one of the Warner brothers. --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

The Lying King

16/01/21 12:24:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8060Glyn Evans

Have a Break. Have a Kip, Cat.

16/01/21 12:04:42

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 722Generic RedHead

"Get up right now! Don't you have any pride?"

16/01/21 17:57:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

It's a rare treat

16/01/21 16:09:59

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

"Big Brother is watching you."

~ George Paw-well

16/01/21 13:49:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7756Vivvy En

"I said I was really busy today but I was just lion."

16/01/21 13:18:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34097Tony Edwards

Sheba loves living the life of a mil-lion-aire.

16/01/21 12:39:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34097Tony Edwards

Elsa feels at home on a Chester field sofa.

16/01/21 12:18:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

Creature comforts

16/01/21 12:15:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12465The Wolf

"I'm feline lazy today"

16/01/21 12:09:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10355Chris Keegan

Sofa King

16/01/21 12:03:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

catatonic

16/01/21 12:00:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7756Vivvy En

"JEEZUS CHRIST! What part of 'Why don't you have a lie on the sofa' didn't you get, luv?"

16/01/21 17:33:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Psst, psst ... it's no good she must have some of those earplugs in

16/01/21 14:14:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

Jeez i think I need to lay off the tequila

16/01/21 14:06:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Vet says she's doing well after her colostomy operation

16/01/21 14:02:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

This is what lockdown does to you. The picture is of him eight months ago.

16/01/21 13:46:12

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Wow... so... forced transgendered then? --Mauris Iocus
Vivvy En Vote score: 7756Vivvy En

She was absolutely shattered after making his Sunday lunch

16/01/21 13:22:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1251alexandra ball

Cat nap, for as long as she wants!!

16/01/21 13:21:28

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

Feline royally content.

16/01/21 12:56:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

“I say. Would you bring through some bbq sauce darling, this zebra steak is rather bland.”

16/01/21 12:55:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10355Chris Keegan

Elsa has fond memories of when the house was packed.

16/01/21 12:31:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15024Dave Bryan

''It's the same every evening. As soon as I put on the TV I fall asleep.''

16/01/21 12:27:48

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

It makes you proud doesn't it.

16/01/21 12:22:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16773Stephen Bean

"I think Nala's been at the catnip again."

16/01/21 12:20:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8060Glyn Evans

"Nala, you must help Simba regain control of Pride rock"
"Fuck off Mufasa, it's my day off"

16/01/21 12:16:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15331Vanessa the Guesser

Den of iniquity

16/01/21 12:16:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

Liverpool's Adelphi hotel opens its doors to safari park lions after Knowsley reports a dramatic increase in Covid infections.

16/01/21 12:09:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15024Dave Bryan

''You've overfaced me again.''

16/01/21 12:06:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

So comfy, it makes you sh*t cushions.

16/01/21 12:04:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 2886Molly R

That's the worst case of leonine piles I've ever seen.

16/01/21 12:01:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Like most trophy wives, she spends 23 hours a day lounging.

16/01/21 12:01:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

The growl and the cushy flat

16/01/21 12:01:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

not just in the jungle...

16/01/21 12:00:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

Steak & kips

16/01/21 12:00:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5857Al Overy

The Lion's Chair

16/01/21 12:00:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15684Dan Nicholls

Lion around again

16/01/21 12:00:08

 
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