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Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

I don't fancy their chances of making it across the English Channel in that.

12/06/21 8:25:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Admit it we all made mistakes when we changed from imperial to metric measurement.

12/06/21 8:03:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21656John Glover

Unfortunately the villagers attempt to get into the Guinness Book of Records was one huge flop.

12/06/21 13:36:56

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It's villagers', Anon.*Please note, that was a serious grammar comment, but my previous polygoose comment wasn't ;)  --James Lennox
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

India has a bobsleigh team

12/06/21 8:42:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16876Stephen Bean

Sole mates

12/06/21 9:25:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15098Dave Bryan

When news leaked out that a lot of the workers are being paid less than the official rate it caused a big sandal.

12/06/21 8:08:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11845Mr Dome

Bigfoot and the Hindusons

12/06/21 8:55:27

 
John Beith Vote score: 158John Beith

"Biggest sandal in the world? That's a load of cobblers."

12/06/21 12:28:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

"Where shall we fuck off to, Oh Lord Gulliver Jesus?"

12/06/21 12:13:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

"So you phoned Nike with concerns that they had sent you the wrong drawings for the New Air Jordans, what did they say?"

"Just do it"

12/06/21 8:37:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15098Dave Bryan

''Which customer ordered the sandals with the generous fitting?''

12/06/21 8:26:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8608James Lennox

Prince Charming's servants wished he'd never invited Cindergulliver to the ball.

12/06/21 8:20:37

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

It's a load of old cobblers.

12/06/21 8:17:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8299Hercules Rockefeller

Sandal with care

12/06/21 8:14:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15363Vanessa the Guesser

Singherella

12/06/21 8:03:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

"We think the complimentary white socks put him off last time", explained the Bigfoot hunters as they prepared to lay the bait.

12/06/21 8:00:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7241C CaMel

“Our first Sandals holiday is afoot.”

12/06/21 11:42:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

Indian captioneers make an offer to the Gods in the hope of obtaining more votes.

12/06/21 11:28:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

Hindus show picture of Sole leaving the body.

12/06/21 10:56:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

"What do you mean you have only made one? One shoe is no good on its own!"

12/06/21 10:31:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24483Michael Winner

You may laugh, but George W Bush didn't see it coming.

12/06/21 10:19:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24483Michael Winner

It turns out that all of the massive rumour, gossip and hearsay was based upon a simple typo.

12/06/21 10:17:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

Indian scam exposed when villagers claimed overseas aid for only having one shoe between them.

12/06/21 10:08:03

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1266alexandra ball

New sandal sample for Finn McCool

12/06/21 9:29:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Breaking into the Indian all-inclusive holiday market proves a success for the operator Sandals Resorts

12/06/21 8:51:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8299Hercules Rockefeller

"I cannot believe how badly how mishandled my order."

12/06/21 8:33:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15363Vanessa the Guesser

The Elves and the Shoemaker - the Indian variant.

12/06/21 8:25:05

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 427Nina Dutton

The munchkins became shoe thieves after Dorothy went home.

12/06/21 8:22:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Amazon workers love to prank customers with the wrong size product as they know we only look at the pictures when ordering .

12/06/21 8:21:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15363Vanessa the Guesser

Now Mahatma Coat, please.

12/06/21 8:20:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

And the award for best moustache in the village goes to.... Mrs Patel

12/06/21 8:18:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25295Ian Skelding

Shoesbekistan

12/06/21 8:15:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Gulliver is in trouble again his mum just said fetch my shoe.

12/06/21 8:13:10

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 427Nina Dutton

The Indiana Jones’s’ and the raiders of the lost shoe.

12/06/21 8:11:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

"Wow that's so much bigger than other sandals what are you going to call it?"

"We started calling it the Indian sandal but now call it the Delta sandal"

12/06/21 8:11:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

"Here you go, sir, orthopedic footwear for Giant Bunyan."

"For giant bunions, I said!"

12/06/21 8:05:15

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

Sole traders

12/06/21 8:03:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16876Stephen Bean

"What's wrong boss? You said build the raft out of sandalwood."

12/06/21 8:01:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

You pray the careless one-legged giant won't stamp on you, but it's the hop that kills you.

12/06/21 8:00:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15098Dave Bryan

CAPTION.ME BREAKING NEWS: 'Bigfoot' enters Hall of Shame.

12/06/21 8:00:13

 
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