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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

🎵 If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my deers 🎵

14/01/20 21:12:01

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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

Santa thought he'd help save the planet by going electric, but having to stand on these bloody charging stations for 364 days pisses the reindeer right off.

14/01/20 20:36:30

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No need - love them both! X --Rachel P
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

"Three weeks after Christmas and we're still out. Does anyone really caribou us?"

14/01/20 20:39:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7876The Wolf

There's no doubt about it. Train services have definitely suffered under the Tories...

14/01/20 21:42:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

I can't wait for friggin' Easter

14/01/20 20:37:51

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

He was given a bum steer

14/01/20 20:14:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23470Michael Winner

*whisper* "In order to attract their reindeer prey, the wolves knit together decoys made from twigs and moss."

15/01/20 17:39:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Stag night

15/01/20 13:40:26

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

The Wickerman does Christmas

15/01/20 12:11:25

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

The Wickerman does Christmas

15/01/20 12:11:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15280Dan Nicholls

Move the one on the right a foot to the left, then I can get ITV2.

15/01/20 10:30:55

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Reindeer Express

15/01/20 10:08:03

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4646Lucky Elperro

FFS Sharon I said go out and get me some WHELKS!

14/01/20 22:54:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6851Glyn Evans

Impale them on poles and that's the merry-go-round finished.

14/01/20 20:59:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6377Vivvy En

Only the fittest make it onto Santa's sleigh team but it's a right bitch on the hooves doing the ladder workout.

14/01/20 20:35:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13007Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm going to tell Santa I want to quit working for his family and spend half my time here and in Lapland."
"Yes, it's tough having to work one or two days in a year isn't it?"

14/01/20 20:19:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10975Neil Mackenzie

He should have a harness on to meet Elk and Safety regulations.

14/01/20 20:15:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

Hart to Hart the re-runs

14/01/20 20:15:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

Caribousel

14/01/20 20:05:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4935Karyn Harrison

On the 364 days of the year when they're not pulling the sleigh, Santa's reindeer can be found on a special reindeer carousel in the centre of Oslo. All except Comet. He got the sack because he couldn't keep up, in fact it took him seventy five years to orbit the thing.

14/01/20 20:00:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

"In Russia, Santa not visit children; children pray to Putin to send tiny Lenin elf on reindeer. No toy, just Lenin elf."

14/01/20 20:00:20

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Put me down you bastard!"

14/01/20 20:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20827John Glover

Fountain pen.

15/01/20 1:46:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

Zenison

15/01/20 1:03:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2654Scrijjy Doo

Even Trump's pets are creepy.

14/01/20 21:23:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2654Scrijjy Doo

Mr. Dead

14/01/20 21:17:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9245Chris Keegan

"I knew these inner city animal rescue centres wouldn't work, when will we see the reindeer?"
- "Roundabout now!"

14/01/20 21:03:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4935Karyn Harrison

After working for Santa for decades Rudolph and the gang were stuck in a bit of a rut and fancied a change of direction.

14/01/20 20:17:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13007Vanessa the Guesser

He's hanging on for deer life.

14/01/20 20:11:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I bought them in a cariboot sale"

14/01/20 20:06:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

Every Vegas trip the rounds are deer

14/01/20 20:04:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Statue of Twiggity

14/01/20 20:02:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

"Hey Rudolph, that woman with a paper bag on her head has your nose."

14/01/20 20:02:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6973Hercules Rockefeller

The Spruce Moose

14/01/20 20:00:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 2005Molly R

Please give generously! It's a long lay-off until next December.

14/01/20 20:00:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

Deery-go-round

14/01/20 20:00:07

 
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