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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

"Why have you got no bonnet?"
"I thought it was just face masks."

30/07/20 10:43:06

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An air cooled engine. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1641Mark Wilson

Wow that was one extreme game of paintballing

30/07/20 9:35:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

30/07/20 9:20:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5735James Lennox

"Ummm ... I'll have a front right panel, a hood, 4 hub caps, a fresh paint job ... and a diet Pepsi."

30/07/20 10:44:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7233The Wolf

"Hiya Dad, it's Dave. Listen, about the car..."

30/07/20 10:07:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3628Crunchy Chords

"Quick, Marty, get in! We've got to save the future! Biff is a corrupt casino billionaire who's running for President, and DeLoreans turn out to be pieces of sh*t."

30/07/20 16:34:48

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Yeah, why does my DeLorean not have an influx capacitor? --Glyn Evans
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1641Mark Wilson

"I'm sorry Mr Watts but you've failed your driving test"

30/07/20 9:30:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9890Mr Dome

McDonalds opens its first restaurant in Syria

30/07/20 8:03:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4940Kenny Ireland

"The police caught the guy that stole the parts".
"First a-fender?"
"Yes. Then the hood".

30/07/20 9:17:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 507Al Overy

"What'll it be, sir? Banger with chips?"

31/07/20 6:43:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20695John Glover

"It'll be quite safe darling, I found a parking space right opposite the police station and two local young men are keeping an eye on it for me all day for just a fiver each."

30/07/20 13:07:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6825Hercules Rockefeller

Unsurprisingly, their food was faster than his car.

30/07/20 8:02:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 507Al Overy

The vehicle had clearly been involved in a shit and run.

30/07/20 14:52:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

"Falling apart, sides very poor and shocking service record."
"That's the Big Mac meal deal assessment now what about the car."

30/07/20 9:50:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

That's not the ChipsAway place I recommended to you..

30/07/20 8:21:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10801Neil Mackenzie

John gave Dave a lift home after the peaceful protestors had walked past their cars parked outside the shop they both worked in. Dave’s car had accidentally caught fire, and John’s car must of been accidentally bumped into by the peaceful protesters. John and Dave are Democrats.

30/07/20 10:45:00

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Webuyanycar.com had the best laugh they'd had in ages.

30/07/20 10:31:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

Scrapheap challenge

30/07/20 9:21:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9890Mr Dome

Here's your order, Mr Wonder

30/07/20 8:09:41

 
Red Guy Vote score: 76Red Guy

Drive-thru a wall.

31/07/20 0:07:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 507Al Overy

"Why is your car spattered with frozen fruit juice?"

"I ran over a lollipop, lady."

30/07/20 10:07:34

 2
Mark England Vote score: 17044Mark England

"Hello Mr Jones. It's Dave from Webuyanycar.com here. We've assessed your car and we can take it off your hands for 99 pence"

30/07/20 9:38:41

 1
Dave is to pay them the 99p? --Molly R
alexandra ball Vote score: 551alexandra ball

Burger ding.

30/07/20 9:20:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

"I've always wanted an open-top."

30/07/20 8:57:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15100Dan Nicholls

McFly

30/07/20 8:28:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4263Stu Dent

Did you order the scrappy meal.

30/07/20 8:24:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 507Al Overy

Shite Rider

30/07/20 8:11:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

As drive-thrus re-open, Bart Simpson lays down on the pavement overcome with excitement.

30/07/20 8:05:42

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2024Rachel P

Driven Thru

30/07/20 8:05:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1621Willie Johnson

"Could you make it snappy? I've got to return the rental car by noon."

31/07/20 19:56:51

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4940Kenny Ireland

"I have now just got the wing and the hood to buy . I picked up the trunk lid from a car boot sale".

31/07/20 15:52:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 992Sam Cass

You have to be care with these people, son. They'll serve any old thing at this place.

31/07/20 0:11:42

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Carmageddon.

30/07/20 17:37:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2446Scrijjy Doo

"I'll have a new car."

30/07/20 12:11:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1621Willie Johnson

"How's my loan application going? What's taking so long, my new Chevy Vega has already depreciated."

"Sir, the drive up window for auto loans is on the other side of the building."

30/07/20 11:29:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

Shock car

30/07/20 10:01:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

"I'm an emulsional wreck."

30/07/20 9:01:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

''How much longer do I have to wait?''

''When the traffic police arrive your number will be up.''

30/07/20 8:57:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6139Vivvy En

'Huh? It was open a second ago... Don't they like the look of us?'

30/07/20 8:41:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4263Stu Dent

Wreck & Roll

30/07/20 8:25:53

 
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