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"Okay so weve been chasing vehicles for years and weve finally caught one so now what do we do?"
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21543Troompa Loompa

"Okay so we've been chasing vehicles for years and we've finally caught one so now what do we do?"

Sat 8:27:57

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It's exactly like Capitol Hill. --Glyn Evans
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

"Play it cool, when the officer asks for your licence say your human ate it"

Sat 9:45:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

''When we set off don't forget to start nodding your head.''

Sat 9:24:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Where's the indicators?"
"I don't think they fit them to white vans."

Sat 8:51:36

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Where are the puppies?"
"You said throw the litter out the window while we are driving."

Sat 8:34:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Roll down the windows already so I can stick my head out."

Sat 8:16:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Rover, we'll never get there if we have to stop at every post."

Sat 8:12:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I so just put a dent in the front left panel!"

"Don't panic. Our owners will never suspect us. Unless you do that guilty dog look ... Don't do the guilty dog look!"

Sat 8:32:15

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

"C'mon you hesitating pussycat. You can do it. Do it now. Cross the f*cking road Goddamit!"

Sat 8:52:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

"Ok Fido, are you clear about the plan?"

"Yes, we wait for the vet to leave the building, shove him in the van and take him to a quiet spot. Then we keep whining until he feels sorry for us and agrees to stitch our balls back on."

Sat 8:15:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

''I can't wait to get on the M1. I love driving nose to tail.''

Sat 8:04:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

"It's not my fault if you ate all your lunch at breakfast time."

Sat 8:32:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21543Troompa Loompa

"I remember the olden days before 1988 when dogs didn't need a license."

Sat 8:32:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

''I've failed you on three main faults:

1) You stink.
2) You keep licking your balls.
3) You've pissed all over the seat.''

Sat 8:29:16

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Go on its your turn to go and tell the owner of that house you think he has some tiles loose but he is in luck as we are a couple of roooofers."

Sat 8:14:54

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"When I agreed to come dogging with you Dave I didn't know we had to dress up too."

Sat 8:08:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

White van man's best friend.

Sat 8:07:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2962Willie Johnson

"You were supposed to fill up the tank before we left."
"I thought you were going to. Besides, we don't have hands."

Sat 17:44:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

After nicking the Dog Wardens Van they high tailed it out of there.

Sat 9:02:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Mr Tiddles, remember to keep your sawn off trained at all times on the pet shop owner and that'll give Mr Bigglesworth enough time to snatch as many treats and toys as possible. There's going to be no mishaps on this job, I ain't going back inside those kennels for nobody. Let's get to work"

Sat 8:08:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Can you please read the license plate on the red car parked across the way there?"

Sat 8:08:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Driving Miss Lassie

Sat 8:01:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2962Willie Johnson

"Look at that woman, bending over."
"Ok Ozzy, go bark at the moon."

Sat 21:17:56

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

Undercover traffic cops use amazing new disguises.

Sat 17:36:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Right if there's trouble releasing Bruce from the dog pound, we can threaten to get the police officer out of the back of the van and set him on them."

Sat 15:08:41

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 735Barrie Bullock

Dioggone it, must get my eyes tested I thought I saw a dog driving a van.

Sat 14:06:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

Well that explains why my Hermes packages are always damaged

Sat 11:14:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Are you sure the French Poodle said a van guard and not avant garde?

Sat 8:50:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

Working dogs

Sat 8:43:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Right, the plan is to drive slowly around the housing estate barking 'Rag and BONE!'"

Sat 8:38:26

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 639Nina Dutton

“So we’re going to see a man about a dog?”
“Yeah my owner goes there all the time.”

Sat 8:26:57

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1338alexandra ball

Paw patrol.

Sat 8:17:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

Dogs of "Phwooar!"

Sat 8:03:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

"For goodness sake, Bonzo! I told you two to reroute the oujamaflips past the coaxial whatsaname BEFORE getting ready to drive home! Stupid dog!"

Sat 8:02:07

 
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