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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Toast... testing smoke alarms since 1961

21/07/20 13:54:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

Toast modernism.

21/07/20 13:33:20

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5135Chris Halliwell

9 slices becoming increasingly worse, sounds like one of my rounds of golf.

21/07/20 14:37:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8996Chris Keegan

This represents our wedding day. As the evening progressed the toasts got worse and worse.

21/07/20 12:20:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Whoever said 'good things come to those who wait' was talking a load of bollocks.

21/07/20 15:05:39

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Proving conclusively that toast always lands butter side down.

21/07/20 18:58:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

I can definitely see Jesus face on one of them, and Michael Jackson on at least 4 throughout the different stages of his career

21/07/20 13:48:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

An original Andy Warholburtons

21/07/20 13:06:47

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You should see his Pop-Tarts. --Karyn Harrison
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

The difference between:
(1) Once through the hotel toaster...
(2-8) What you would have put up with and...
(9) Twice through the hotel toaster

22/07/20 6:58:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

Tic Tac Toast

21/07/20 12:02:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Toast, the best thing since sliced bread.

21/07/20 13:49:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Dave, why can't you just be like other people and use a toast rack?"

21/07/20 13:15:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

The husband guide to know how late you got in last night.

21/07/20 12:17:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

Also available in green.

21/07/20 14:47:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Rabbits Beware: Mix o' my toasties

21/07/20 13:40:37

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Yep...That's toast

21/07/20 12:06:11

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

Use this colour chart and compare against the inside of your face mask to determine whether it needs rewashed or not.

22/07/20 4:03:39

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 180Fozzgog B.

50 shades of grain

21/07/20 21:25:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Baking Bad

21/07/20 16:10:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

Supergluten.

21/07/20 14:48:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Police release photo of what they believe to be the work of a cereal griller.

21/07/20 14:38:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Damien Hirst is just taking the piss now.

21/07/20 12:39:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"These are bonafide toast outtakes from Eric and Ernie's breakfast sketch. Can I start the bidding at..."

21/07/20 12:27:45

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Black Loaves Matter..

21/07/20 12:07:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

This was bread and butter to a surrealist.

23/07/20 7:59:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Single men picked number 5 like what their mother used to make. Married men picked number 9 like their wife makes.

21/07/20 20:23:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"Very tasteful."
"What? you do know that's Artex."

21/07/20 16:45:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

What's your pain threshold?

21/07/20 16:32:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Warburntons

21/07/20 15:48:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Fibrenacci sequence

21/07/20 14:53:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

The top three are the acceptable tones for the Nigel Farage Immigration Skin Colour Chart.

21/07/20 14:41:46

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So the top three used their loaf and have legally applied for immigration, and the other six are here illegally? --Neil Mackenzie
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

50 Shades of Gourmet

21/07/20 14:23:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"The bread doesn't live up to its name. Your mother's not proud of any of those."

21/07/20 14:03:00

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 594Barrie Bullock

Toast Mondrian

21/07/20 14:00:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

The wall of flame

21/07/20 13:37:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

What a shit plasterer

21/07/20 13:36:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

Monet Supermarket

21/07/20 13:23:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

That's Dave's breakfast in the bottom right-hand corner. His wife's a bit of a dragon.

21/07/20 13:12:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

'D'OUGH!!'

21/07/20 12:41:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Noughts and crosses after brekkie?

21/07/20 12:39:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

Who allowed this to be exhibited? Clearly the artist must've buttered them up.

21/07/20 12:39:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Sudoku for Bakers.

21/07/20 12:26:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

If you think that is bad you should have seen the cooker.

21/07/20 12:22:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

The Ascent of Tan.

21/07/20 12:21:57

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

The chef's guide to how you like your toast at breakfast.

21/07/20 12:21:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

The three pieces at the bottom were thrown out of a previous exhibition. They got into a scrape.

21/07/20 12:14:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

When ducks go for a spray tan..

21/07/20 12:10:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

These days toast exhibitions are becoming a little overdone.

21/07/20 12:08:45

 
Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

You never get to enjoy your breakfast when you work for "Which?".

21/07/20 12:00:11

 
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