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"No sir, that's the umbilical cord, not his penis."
15/11/21 13:32:29
Finally photographic proof that Man Flu is worse than giving birth
15/11/21 14:16:48
''Right up until the last moment Dave was still expecting the stork to arrive.''
15/11/21 12:03:37
"Come on Dave, pull yourself together. Call yourself a midwife?"
15/11/21 12:06:19
He wasn't expecting an outie.
15/11/21 13:25:08
The very first OnAdventureWithDad
15/11/21 12:27:57
A Womb With a Eewww
15/11/21 12:54:57
Apparently it is just like watching your favourite pub burn down.
15/11/21 12:05:19
The moment you realise why your West Indian neighbour and bestest friend suddenly returned to Jamaica.
15/11/21 16:38:47
"Why did you faint, the delivery hasn't even started yet?""I stubbed my toe."
15/11/21 12:46:30
He got the epidural and she got laughing gas.
15/11/21 14:06:09
He's literally just found out he's a dad. I can't believe he's being so laid back about it
15/11/21 13:11:44
There's always one newbie forensic pathologist that falls for the patient coming back to life joke
15/11/21 12:35:26
"Sir, we know what you've just witnessed can be a traumatic experience but you're gonna have to get used to it. Come on, please hold your half baby / half horse."
15/11/21 12:00:34