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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''I'm booking you.......for the Inspector's stag do.''

10/05/21 20:30:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Mum, what's a tit wank?

10/05/21 21:26:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"Madam you're busted."

10/05/21 20:00:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

May I have your details?
38, 24, 38.
No, name and address please.

10/05/21 22:52:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

‘’You flashed me, officer. I’m simply returning the compliment.’’

10/05/21 20:00:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

"Yes, ma'am, they're wonderful. Compliments to your plastic surgeon. Now, why weren't you wearing your seat belt?"

10/05/21 20:07:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

"Are you sure that I'll get death row for jumping a red light unless I show you my tits?"

"Yep"

10/05/21 20:37:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

LAPDD

10/05/21 20:00:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8576James Lennox

"Yes, mam, your headlights do appear to be working fine, but that's not why I pulled you over."

10/05/21 20:13:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"My boyfriend's a Police Officer as well Ma'am."

10/05/21 20:09:03

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

Lady, we need to get 2 things clear...

10/05/21 22:12:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

Filth.

10/05/21 20:24:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

"You are suspected of handling swollen goods."

10/05/21 20:14:46

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

Maam, Do you mind if I take a closer look into this?

10/05/21 22:04:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

- Will you let me off?
- Will you get me off?

10/05/21 21:20:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

For the 100th time, no you can't have a feed, Junior

10/05/21 21:13:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

How was the policeman to know that I call my left boob 'license' and my right boob 'registration'. Poor bloke couldn't stand up for 10 minutes.

10/05/21 20:42:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''Can you help me? This bra isn't strong enough to hold up my tits.''

''You're in luck, madam, I'm the local support officer.''

10/05/21 20:38:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

'Ello 'ello 'ello Boys!

10/05/21 20:18:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"No Ma'am, it was the pair of Bazookas in the trunk of your car I wanted you to show me."

10/05/21 20:17:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

Dave was recently promoted to Chief Inspector.

10/05/21 20:08:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

"Problem officer?"

"Yes, you're wearing a bra."

10/05/21 20:07:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34103Tony Edwards

"I suppose you want to take down my particulars."

10/05/21 20:04:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"Have I made your day Officer?"

10/05/21 20:02:19

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"No because I'm not dirty and not hairy." --Willie Johnson
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

"No it's ruby... but I'll let you give me a pearl necklace..."

11/05/21 0:54:39

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

Leave it to cleavage.

11/05/21 0:53:18

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

Do you have a search warrant?
"Every inch!"

10/05/21 22:06:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

TJ Hooker

10/05/21 21:12:23

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

Glad to see we finally getting more boobies on the beat.

10/05/21 20:36:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

NYPD Blue

10/05/21 20:20:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

♪ Every breast you take ♪

10/05/21 20:16:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

"That was a close call, are you aware how fast you were driving?"
"No..."
"You must still be in shock, I can see your hands haven't left the ten to two position"

10/05/21 20:15:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

Madam you chose the wrong time to try and change gear.

10/05/21 20:15:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

Juliet Bra-vo

10/05/21 20:12:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

He asked her to come quietly.

10/05/21 20:11:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Woman with hairy breasts tries to get rid of the fuzz.

10/05/21 20:07:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

"You're nipped"

10/05/21 20:06:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

"Can I see your motorboat lic...I mean driver's license please."

10/05/21 20:06:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''I was driving dangerously, officer. I'd like to make a clean breast of it.''

10/05/21 20:06:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

"That'll be another 2 points on your licence."

10/05/21 20:04:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7763Vivvy En

"Ma'am, you were doing 65mph on a 45mph road. I should give you a speeding ticket bu...TITS okay. Have a nice day."

10/05/21 20:02:29

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1256alexandra ball

It so hot June is busting out all over.

10/05/21 20:02:21

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"Ok June, get a bra that supports next time." --Willie Johnson
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Ma'am it's 2021 you'll gunna have to do a lot better than that, so step out of the car bend over the bonnet and show me your growlet.

12/05/21 0:40:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

"Officer, I'm an undercover cop."
"Sorry maam, but it doesn't look very much like it."

11/05/21 10:16:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

Bo-soom with a view.

11/05/21 9:14:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

Oh I thought you said you were a chest seargent

11/05/21 0:27:45

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

How much lady??

10/05/21 22:03:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

"Your headlights are out. I'm going to have to write you up. Where would you like me to sign."

10/05/21 21:19:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''You are not obliged to say anything but I'd appreciate it if you talked dirty while you were showing me your tits.''

10/05/21 21:16:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Wow, I have the same purse officer

10/05/21 21:16:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7231C CaMel

“Copper feel?”

10/05/21 21:02:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"Get back to HQ Ma'am, your cover's been blown."

10/05/21 20:48:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

Synchronictitty

10/05/21 20:34:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

"Excuse me sir you do realise this lady is a prostitute?"
"No officer I didn't realise."
"Come on love you need to start charging these guys or we will never afford to get the kids through college."

10/05/21 20:30:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

All good bank robbers use a get'em-off driver.

10/05/21 20:24:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

"Would you like to play 'piggy in the middle' officer?"

10/05/21 20:09:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8576James Lennox

"Mam, that sort of behaviour won't influence a proffesional officer of the law. I'm still going to give you a tittit."

10/05/21 20:03:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

Sharon would do anything for CHiPs.

10/05/21 20:00:56

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 393Nina Dutton

“Is this a hold up officer.”

10/05/21 20:00:41

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 393Nina Dutton

Cop a feel

10/05/21 20:00:11

 
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