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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2781Mark Wilson

"I don't no how they managed to flush him down the toilet"

01/04/21 12:11:05

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Thanks Karen --Mark Wilson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5617Karyn Harrison

Not to scale

01/04/21 12:04:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7406Vivvy En

A fish called 'What da...?'

01/04/21 12:00:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21433John Glover

"Yes, to feed them all, we have two of these and five massive loaves."
"Jesus."

01/04/21 12:37:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11722The Wolf

"...and large chips please"

01/04/21 12:04:21

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...and a diet coke. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15545Stephen Bean

"You should've seen the one that got away."

01/04/21 12:04:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7909Hercules Rockefeller

Sergei would come to regret fishing at Lake Chernobyl.

01/04/21 12:01:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13984Dave Bryan

''What kind of fly did you use to catch it?''

''A f-cking big one.''

01/04/21 12:13:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3441Scrijjy Doo

Fukushima Fish--Half Off

01/04/21 17:29:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7775Glyn Evans

"Oi come here, stop playing koi"

01/04/21 17:24:41

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Giant koi crap

01/04/21 14:32:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11423Mr Dome

- Rod get out of there will you?
- I'm not Rod
- Ok...Gil?
- No
- Finn?
- Nope
- I give up
- I'm Dave

01/04/21 12:56:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23978Michael Winner

"There's no pollution at all, nothing to see here, move along."

01/04/21 12:24:46

 
Tony S Vote score: 1371Tony S

Just following orders from the Ministry of Defence, they told us to disguise our equipment for a large tank battle.

01/04/21 12:17:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11722The Wolf

"I don't believe it. What are the chances of this happening whilst I'm trying to keep a low profile and have a piss."

01/04/21 12:14:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13984Dave Bryan

''Watch out! Here comes its mother.''

01/04/21 12:06:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2781Mark Wilson

What bait did you use to get him?

Dynamite

01/04/21 20:14:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3441Scrijjy Doo

"We're gonna need a bigger flamethrower."

01/04/21 17:26:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11423Mr Dome

It's the biggest floater he's ever released

01/04/21 15:21:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7406Vivvy En

"Hmm, you're not feeling well because you have a nasty fungal infection on your head," said Dave Doolittle.

01/04/21 14:46:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15545Stephen Bean

carption.me

01/04/21 14:38:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6519Greg Curtis

"...surreal big one."

01/04/21 13:17:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11423Mr Dome

Biggest scone I've ever seen

01/04/21 12:53:38

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5376Kenny Ireland

...and Gulliver said that it might be a little coy.

01/04/21 12:32:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23978Michael Winner

Anyone else getting nightmare flashbacks from The Singing Ringing Tree?

01/04/21 12:25:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24440Ian Skelding

"Can't Banksy leave anything alone."

01/04/21 12:21:25

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It's probably more of a Damien Hirst exhibit but sticking on the Banksy theme, how about River Banksy or Tales/Tails of the River Banksy for your caption? --Troompa Loompa
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20248Troompa Loompa

Where the **** is J.R. Hartley when you need him."

01/04/21 12:15:27

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 51Nina Dutton

"When I say 1,2,3 I'm going to let go. The person at the back will direct you and keep you going straight, the one in the middle has to flap those little fins as fast as you can and Merlin, at the front, for goodness sake do not open the mouth, or you'll sink"

01/04/21 12:11:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11722The Wolf

I love extreme fishing. But I hate baiting the Labrador on the hook.

01/04/21 12:10:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20248Troompa Loompa

Trump's border wall foils Mexicans hiding in giant mechanical fish.

01/04/21 12:10:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11699Neil Mackenzie

It looks out of plaice.

01/04/21 12:10:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5617Karyn Harrison

Fisherman's Fiend

01/04/21 12:07:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1096alexandra ball

There's something fishy going on here.

01/04/21 12:01:38

 
Molly R Vote score: 2638Molly R

"Please stop carping, I'm just feeling a bit koi."

01/04/21 12:00:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 826Ellen Duncalf

Carpe Die. m

01/04/21 12:00:28

 
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