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He died of a brain tuba
24/03/21 20:25:45
24/03/21 20:00:05
He must be sound asleep.
24/03/21 21:10:54
He's a mute.
24/03/21 20:10:12
Training is underway for individuals who have chosen to perform Cunnilingus on Tina from Doncaster.
24/03/21 20:13:39
Orchestral manoeuvres in the park.
24/03/21 20:08:48
The hearing aid is great but can we make it a little smaller
24/03/21 20:04:08
"Bloody oom pah pah's all the bloody time, there's got to be a tune in here somewhere."
24/03/21 20:20:00
"Oi, keep off the brass."
24/03/21 20:14:33
Naughty schoolboy hides after hearing his Master's voice.
Blower Constrictor
24/03/21 20:06:08
“...All we know is he died on a low note.”
25/03/21 1:52:04
Not all Salvation Army bands take criticism lightly.
25/03/21 7:53:30
Playing Dead
25/03/21 2:59:53
"I have a really bad wind problem."
24/03/21 20:00:29
Not all Superheroes wear capes.
25/03/21 11:11:53
Police confirmed it was instrumental in Keith's demise.
24/03/21 20:56:16
"We believe professionals orchestrated this."
24/03/21 20:52:06
I don't know what's going on here but it looks like Madness.
24/03/21 20:16:07
♪ The players tried to take the fieldThe marching band refused to yieldDo you recall what was revealedThe day, the music died ♪So this is what Don McLean was banging on about.
24/03/21 20:06:12
I bet he's got the hump pah pah.
24/03/21 20:04:40
He's suffering from deep vain trombosis.
24/03/21 20:03:19
"Detectives here: can you tell me the instrument of death?"
26/03/21 6:47:50
One time at band camp, I went down on a trumbone
25/03/21 15:53:47
That's not how those work, Dave.
25/03/21 12:13:02
"I know the fitness instructor said to do sit ups with some added weight Dave but..."
25/03/21 11:10:46
I told him that wearing that as hat would be too heavy.
25/03/21 2:22:40
Trumbonehead
25/03/21 1:09:25
Heavy metal.
25/03/21 0:17:10
This is why you need to inhale BEFORE you put your lips to the mouthpiece.
24/03/21 23:48:29
The dreaded Tuboa Constrictor swallows its prey whole.
24/03/21 23:39:40
Gordon Ramsey as a guest judge on Britain's got Talent forgets to use his buzzer on an act he doesn't like
24/03/21 22:28:52
Doctor’s can euphonium I’ve got my head stuck.
24/03/21 21:24:38
Dave's magical musical growth machine actually worked
24/03/21 21:05:35
Dave is out for the count after snorting a line of cocaine.
24/03/21 21:02:49
I will never understand cricket.
24/03/21 21:00:03
".... and stay out!"
24/03/21 20:57:59
For Whom the Bell Tolls
24/03/21 20:51:04
"The African Wide Necked Brass Python is absolutely deadly.. "
24/03/21 20:36:58
"Dave, when you said you wanted to try and get into the Brass section of the orchestra..."
24/03/21 20:24:08
What happens at Band Camp stays in Band Camp.
24/03/21 20:21:31
"I suspect the mechanic's a real cowboy, my car wasn't like this when I dropped it off!"
24/03/21 20:18:25
His passion for music is all-consuming
24/03/21 20:17:46
*whisper* "The Brass Snail is the scourge of swimmers and surfers everywhere."
24/03/21 20:13:45
"All I said was, 'can you keep it down a bit'?"
24/03/21 20:10:47
Dave's mental health got worse, and he was soon brass sectioned.
24/03/21 20:09:08
Unarmed band tit
24/03/21 20:08:35
Looks like he's got the horn again.
24/03/21 20:07:11
"I'm out banding in my field."
24/03/21 20:06:50
"Bitten by a radioactive brass band..."
24/03/21 20:06:25
A severe case of parpolepsy.
24/03/21 20:06:24
Barry Tone
24/03/21 20:06:21
Bell boy
24/03/21 20:05:16
Tubular Belle.
24/03/21 20:03:51
"Who was he?""He was the top brass, but he committed sousacide.""Good grief! How?""He blew his brains out."
24/03/21 20:01:39
Brassed off
24/03/21 20:01:18
If the photo weren't in black and white, the bell would reflect the colour of the lawn. But you know what they say....The brass is always greener on the under-side.
24/03/21 20:01:08
Parp Life
24/03/21 20:00:47
In deepest symphony
24/03/21 20:00:20
YouTuba
24/03/21 20:00:13
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24/03/21 20:00:12
Bell end
Full blown tantrum
24/03/21 20:00:07
Poor Dave, he died from tuba-culosis.
24/03/21 20:00:06
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