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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

He died of a brain tuba

24/03/21 20:25:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords
He died of a brain tuba

24/03/21 20:00:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

He must be sound asleep.

24/03/21 21:10:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

He's a mute.

24/03/21 20:10:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

Training is underway for individuals who have chosen to perform Cunnilingus on Tina from Doncaster.

24/03/21 20:13:39

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Orchestral manoeuvres in the park.

24/03/21 20:08:48

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

The hearing aid is great but can we make it a little smaller

24/03/21 20:04:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Bloody oom pah pah's all the bloody time, there's got to be a tune in here somewhere."

24/03/21 20:20:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Oi, keep off the brass."

24/03/21 20:14:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Naughty schoolboy hides after hearing his Master's voice.

24/03/21 20:08:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

Blower Constrictor

24/03/21 20:06:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

“...All we know is he died on a low note.”

25/03/21 1:52:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5407Kenny Ireland

Not all Salvation Army bands take criticism lightly.

25/03/21 7:53:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

Playing Dead

25/03/21 2:59:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"I have a really bad wind problem."

24/03/21 20:00:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Not all Superheroes wear capes.

25/03/21 11:11:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

Police confirmed it was instrumental in Keith's demise.

24/03/21 20:56:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

"We believe professionals orchestrated this."

24/03/21 20:52:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

I don't know what's going on here but it looks like Madness.

24/03/21 20:16:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8058James Lennox

♪ The players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day, the music died ♪

So this is what Don McLean was banging on about.

24/03/21 20:06:12

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stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

I bet he's got the hump pah pah.

24/03/21 20:04:40

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

He's suffering from deep vain trombosis.

24/03/21 20:03:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"Detectives here: can you tell me the instrument of death?"

26/03/21 6:47:50

 
Ryan French Vote score: 18Ryan French

One time at band camp, I went down on a trumbone

25/03/21 15:53:47

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

That's not how those work, Dave.

25/03/21 12:13:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

"I know the fitness instructor said to do sit ups with some added weight Dave but..."

25/03/21 11:10:46

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1991Karen Oakenfull

I told him that wearing that as hat would be too heavy.

25/03/21 2:22:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

Trumbonehead

25/03/21 1:09:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

Heavy metal.

25/03/21 0:17:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

This is why you need to inhale BEFORE you put your lips to the mouthpiece.

24/03/21 23:48:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 937Charles Gilbert

The dreaded Tuboa Constrictor swallows its prey whole.

24/03/21 23:39:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Gordon Ramsey as a guest judge on Britain's got Talent forgets to use his buzzer on an act he doesn't like

24/03/21 22:28:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Doctor’s can euphonium I’ve got my head stuck.

24/03/21 21:24:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Dave's magical musical growth machine actually worked

24/03/21 21:05:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Dave is out for the count after snorting a line of cocaine.

24/03/21 21:02:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

I will never understand cricket.

24/03/21 21:00:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

".... and stay out!"

24/03/21 20:57:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

For Whom the Bell Tolls

24/03/21 20:51:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

"The African Wide Necked Brass Python is absolutely deadly.. "

24/03/21 20:36:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Dave, when you said you wanted to try and get into the Brass section of the orchestra..."

24/03/21 20:24:08

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If Dave isn't successful in getting brass sectioned, he could always try percussion. "Excuse me, could someone please escort Dave to the padded area?" --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

What happens at Band Camp stays in Band Camp.

24/03/21 20:21:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"I suspect the mechanic's a real cowboy, my car wasn't like this when I dropped it off!"

24/03/21 20:18:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

His passion for music is all-consuming

24/03/21 20:17:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Brass Snail is the scourge of swimmers and surfers everywhere."

24/03/21 20:13:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"All I said was, 'can you keep it down a bit'?"

24/03/21 20:10:47

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Dave's mental health got worse, and he was soon brass sectioned.

24/03/21 20:09:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Unarmed band tit

24/03/21 20:08:35

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Looks like he's got the horn again.

24/03/21 20:07:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"I'm out banding in my field."

24/03/21 20:06:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"Bitten by a radioactive brass band..."

24/03/21 20:06:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

A severe case of parpolepsy.

24/03/21 20:06:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Barry Tone

24/03/21 20:06:21

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Bell boy

24/03/21 20:05:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Tubular Belle.

24/03/21 20:03:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

"Who was he?"

"He was the top brass, but he committed sousacide."

"Good grief! How?"

"He blew his brains out."

24/03/21 20:01:39

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Brassed off

24/03/21 20:01:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

If the photo weren't in black and white, the bell would reflect the colour of the lawn. But you know what they say....

The brass is always greener on the under-side.

24/03/21 20:01:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Parp Life

24/03/21 20:00:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

In deepest symphony

24/03/21 20:00:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

YouTuba

24/03/21 20:00:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8058James Lennox

"There was this one time, at caption.me..."

https://www.caption.me/525976

24/03/21 20:00:12

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Do I get the votes for this one? 🤔 --Troompa Loompa
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

Bell end

24/03/21 20:00:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Full blown tantrum

24/03/21 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Poor Dave, he died from tuba-culosis.

24/03/21 20:00:06

 
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