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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31768Tony Edwards

"Get your drum kit off!"

25/06/20 12:10:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1229Mark Wilson

Nobody knew why Alison was naked as her job was just to move scenery inbetween acts

25/06/20 20:44:24

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1726Rachel P

While the other ladies waited to show their talents, Carol was beating about the bush

25/06/20 12:11:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 16789Mark England

"I wouldn't mind banging that!"

25/06/20 12:02:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

She used to be a sex cymbal

25/06/20 12:03:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

“Excuse me, why are you wearing a drum?”

“...cuz a piano’s too heavy.”

25/06/20 14:50:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5738C CaMel

Wet Dream Catcher

25/06/20 12:04:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8820Chris Keegan

Social distancing has not been good for escorts, Helen is clearly trying to drum up some business.

25/06/20 12:22:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1229Mark Wilson

Naked woman dancing with giant jellyfish doesn't impress the queen on Royal Variety show

25/06/20 20:50:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4680Kenny Ireland

"I was not sure if it was a drum or not until she told me to beat it".

25/06/20 18:08:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10666Neil Mackenzie

At first I wasn’t impressed but when she bent over I thought Keith Moon.

25/06/20 14:20:59

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9556Dave Bryan

''Would you like a drumstick?''

''No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.''

25/06/20 13:21:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10666Neil Mackenzie

It might not look like a snare drum but she had snared lots of men with it.

25/06/20 14:16:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18690Troompa Loompa

Jane tried to style it out after her diaphragm accidentally popped out.

25/06/20 13:01:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18690Troompa Loompa

2 in 1 contraception can be used for barrier method or rhythm method.

25/06/20 13:01:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5861Vivvy En

"Thank you, Betty. Perhaps you could put the drum down and shake your maracas instead."

25/06/20 12:56:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

"Jamaica drum?"

"No, she wanted to."

25/06/20 12:38:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 16789Mark England

Out of all the girls in the Irish Musician Stripper Troupe, it was said that Mary had the perfect Bodhran

25/06/20 12:31:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9926Stephen Bean

Her chest percussions brought the party back to life.

25/06/20 12:22:01

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 990Stephen Graham

Unsurprisingly Wembley Stadium wouldn't let her in to the Cup Final

25/06/20 12:16:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

Dance of the Sugar Drum Fairies

25/06/20 12:12:58

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 990Stephen Graham

She was a musical magician, bending over, the drumsticks appeared.

25/06/20 12:10:00

 
Dot Old Vote score: 976Dot Old

Her tassels need trimming

25/06/20 12:08:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11962Vanessa the Guesser

In deepest timpani

25/06/20 12:07:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 16789Mark England

"Does my drum look big in this?"

25/06/20 12:01:30

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Behind the drum, there's a deep hole

26/06/20 8:20:27

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 950Sam Cass

Don't clam up now, love!

26/06/20 0:51:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 399alexandra ball

Oh look, a bare drum!

25/06/20 22:58:30

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 138Fozzgog B.

If you see Mr Tambourine Man - tell him his wife has come following him

25/06/20 22:18:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1461Willie Johnson

CYA - Cover Your Assets

25/06/20 21:06:44

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1461Willie Johnson

She looks like the Moona Lisa from behind.

25/06/20 21:05:09

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Cinderella, starring Lady Godiva.

25/06/20 19:27:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2242Scrijjy Doo

Bang the drum slowly.

25/06/20 15:35:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

"HEY BABY, WANNA COME TO MY BEAT OFF?"

25/06/20 13:48:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22184Ian Skelding

Skin flicks

25/06/20 13:26:28

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1726Rachel P

June loved to play Jumanji

25/06/20 13:19:28

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

The hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees

25/06/20 13:04:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20538John Glover

"I told you she was a slapper."

25/06/20 13:00:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31768Tony Edwards

"Show us your bongos!"

25/06/20 12:28:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

Marjorie acted with lightning reflexes to spare Mrs Gulliver further embarrassment during her burlesque routine after her nipple tassel fell off

25/06/20 12:17:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9582Mr Dome

The drum beat was a little muffled

25/06/20 12:09:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

Medal of Honour

25/06/20 12:06:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3971Stu Dent

Tum Tom

25/06/20 12:06:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9556Dave Bryan

Why is she using a drum when there are so many big fans in the audience?

25/06/20 12:05:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3971Stu Dent

Jelly Flash

25/06/20 12:05:31

 
Molly R Vote score: 1762Molly R

Lola's facemask tended to slip a bit.

25/06/20 12:01:27

 
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