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"What's the plan if this all kicks off Sarge""Taser the kid"
Tue 9:46:59
"Sorry to hear that. Have you tried using lubricant?"
Tue 14:08:14
So that’s where the snowman’s nose went. Stand nice and still and we can have a game of hoopla.
Tue 8:45:09
Luckily the police intervened in this show of public indecency.And the black woman was later charged, with carrying a large Cheerio without a licence.
Tue 9:50:11
Spot the Trump supporter.
Tue 8:04:04
This could have turned into a Mexican standoff, except Cletus also hated anything Mexican. And standing.
Tue 8:00:41
The officer is from the Homoside Police Department.
Tue 9:33:41
She's about to make him take the knee.. in the groin.
Tue 8:04:15
"Puffters will go to He.... Ooh Angie, at last you've brought my anal cushion. That was a real pounding you gave me with your strap on last night."
Tue 8:03:17
With a firm hold of his Bull Horn, methinks Dave doth protest too much.
Tue 16:09:46
Bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that!
Tue 13:58:21
"Well bugger me, my ex-wife's now a lifeguard."
Tue 9:40:46
Despite his parents bitter break up, Frankie still got to see his Dad every other Saturday
Tue 9:37:27
Let me guess. The Police arrest the black lady and her son...
Tue 8:56:58
I don't know why but I could murder a doughnut.
Tue 8:54:39
''There's no such pace as Hell, buddy. Hell is other people. Haven't you ever read Sartre's Huis Clos?''
Tue 8:39:20
Barry never forgave the gay surgeon who accidentally replaced his arm with a megaphone.
Tue 8:30:23
You never see a mohican worn with Pride any more
Tue 8:26:16
''We better stay here, Sarge, in case any of those f-cking liberals start heckling him.''
Tue 8:23:01
Homosexuality leads to "Hell no!"
Tue 8:20:15
Homophobic vs ho mofo Bec
Tue 8:11:04
"And yet, your pickup truck has a pair of balls dangling from it, for some strange reason."
Tue 8:07:15
Conservatives resort to other alternatives after being banned from twitter.
The choirboy wanted to know why God hadn’t saved him from the Priest?
Tue 20:55:50
Look mate, I'm seven and there are gay people in this world, deal with it
Tue 20:03:32
Gay Basher Pride
Tue 16:50:19
"If that's the case you must be doing something wrong ... and you've misspelt halitosis."
Tue 13:19:37
"Say, where can I buy a t-shirt like that?"
Tue 11:01:57
"Oh no ma'am, I'm not religious at all. I'm just really bad at sex."
Tue 10:18:17
Floyd was hell-bent on getting his point across.
Tue 9:59:21
"I think I know where she would like to shove that megaphone."
Tue 9:58:12
About as welcome as a trump in an elevator, Dave was loud, but not proud.
Tue 9:28:31
But in one brief moment he had second thoughts.
Tue 9:00:12
My boyfriend went to hell and all he brought me back was this lousy t,shirts.
Tue 8:48:28