"What's the plan if this all kicks off Sarge"

"Taser the kid"

Tue 9:46:59

"Sorry to hear that. Have you tried using lubricant?"

Tue 14:08:14

So that’s where the snowman’s nose went. Stand nice and still and we can have a game of hoopla.

Tue 8:45:09

Luckily the police intervened in this show of public indecency.
And the black woman was later charged, with carrying a large Cheerio without a licence.

Tue 9:50:11

Spot the Trump supporter.

Tue 8:04:04

This could have turned into a Mexican standoff, except Cletus also hated anything Mexican. And standing.

Tue 8:00:41

The officer is from the Homoside Police Department.

Tue 9:33:41

She's about to make him take the knee.. in the groin.

Tue 8:04:15

"Puffters will go to He.... Ooh Angie, at last you've brought my anal cushion. That was a real pounding you gave me with your strap on last night."

Tue 8:03:17

With a firm hold of his Bull Horn, methinks Dave doth protest too much.

Tue 16:09:46

Bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that!

Tue 13:58:21

"Well bugger me, my ex-wife's now a lifeguard."

Tue 9:40:46

Despite his parents bitter break up, Frankie still got to see his Dad every other Saturday

Tue 9:37:27

Let me guess. The Police arrest the black lady and her son...

Tue 8:56:58

I don't know why but I could murder a doughnut.

Tue 8:54:39

''There's no such pace as Hell, buddy. Hell is other people. Haven't you ever read Sartre's Huis Clos?''

Tue 8:39:20

Barry never forgave the gay surgeon who accidentally replaced his arm with a megaphone.

Tue 8:30:23

You never see a mohican worn with Pride any more

Tue 8:26:16

''We better stay here, Sarge, in case any of those f-cking liberals start heckling him.''

Tue 8:23:01

Homosexuality leads to "Hell no!"

Tue 8:20:15

Homophobic vs ho mofo Bec

Tue 8:11:04

"And yet, your pickup truck has a pair of balls dangling from it, for some strange reason."

Tue 8:07:15

Conservatives resort to other alternatives after being banned from twitter.

Tue 8:04:04

The choirboy wanted to know why God hadn’t saved him from the Priest?

Tue 20:55:50

Look mate, I'm seven and there are gay people in this world, deal with it

Tue 20:03:32

Gay Basher Pride

Tue 16:50:19

"If that's the case you must be doing something wrong ... and you've misspelt halitosis."

Tue 13:19:37

"Say, where can I buy a t-shirt like that?"

Tue 11:01:57

"Oh no ma'am, I'm not religious at all. I'm just really bad at sex."

Tue 10:18:17

Floyd was hell-bent on getting his point across.

Tue 9:59:21

"I think I know where she would like to shove that megaphone."

Tue 9:58:12

About as welcome as a trump in an elevator, Dave was loud, but not proud.

Tue 9:28:31

But in one brief moment he had second thoughts.

Tue 9:00:12

My boyfriend went to hell and all he brought me back was this lousy t,shirts.

Tue 8:48:28