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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

"I suppose a blue job is out of the question?"

03/06/19 22:16:27

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 575Sam Cass

See his grin? Papa Smurf hasn't given him the "actually, we're asexual" talk yet.

03/06/19 20:36:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1998James Lennox

For neck frills, the bride chose a salad filled Boston bun, which was odd but understandable. Nobody knows why the groom chose a prolapsed sheep anus.

03/06/19 20:10:40

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Where'd you think they came from? Out of the blue?... --Charles Gilbert
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1741Crunchy Chords

Handy Smurf was looking forward to his birdwatching honeymoon, when he would finally see some blue tits.

03/06/19 20:01:00

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 277Generic RedHead

"Loosen your grip Smurfette! He's turning blue!"

04/06/19 3:54:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

Something old, something new, something borrowed and something....?

03/06/19 20:00:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6682Mr Dome

Do people not get it?? Blueface is just so wrong

03/06/19 20:55:24

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 575Sam Cass

What a bluetiful couple they make!

03/06/19 20:30:18

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

"What did your ex-girlfriend get us for a wedding present?"

"Carbon monoxide poisoning, by the looks of it!"

04/06/19 23:35:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 807Scrappy Doo

Then he smurfed her in the smurf.

04/06/19 2:44:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

The ceremony was performed by Father Abraham.

03/06/19 20:02:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

"Were you trying for a baby?"
"No, it just came out of the blue."

04/06/19 11:30:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9186Neil Mackenzie

When she asked “Where are you coming from?”
He knew he’d got a virgin bride.

04/06/19 7:39:26

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 52Poxy Jock

We're ready for your blue movie Mr. Cruise

03/06/19 20:11:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1256larry G.

And the Blue Man Group performed at the reception.

03/06/19 23:56:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12525Dan Nicholls

"Ooh, that feels good, I think I'm going to smurf."

03/06/19 20:52:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29392Tony Edwards

Smurfette can't wait to see his Magic Flute.

03/06/19 20:48:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20663Ian Skelding

"I promise you, when you open your eyes you'll see the wonders of a blue moon."

03/06/19 20:47:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 575Sam Cass

Tonight they're going to dim the lights and for the first time ever slowly and sensuously take off their hats.

03/06/19 20:40:32

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2431Trace Sarge

"Finally they've took us out of the freezer and stuck us on the cake"

03/06/19 20:33:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

Funnily enough it was him that turned out to be the dickhead.

03/06/19 20:30:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-land.

03/06/19 20:28:09

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

No still shots from blue movies please, children might be watching this.

03/06/19 20:10:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8231Vanessa the Guesser

Having married the only female available, at least his balls would no longer be blue.

03/06/19 20:05:40

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2431Trace Sarge

"Sorry sweetheart we will have to make do with Gretna Green"

03/06/19 20:03:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

Smurfer Girl

03/06/19 20:01:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4251Dave Bryan

I don't think the marriage will last. They're already feeling blue.

03/06/19 20:01:03

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2431Trace Sarge

Something blue

03/06/19 20:00:18

 
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