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"Darling, I think your mother may have fallen out of bed again"
18/03/23 12:01:19
"I turned the spare room into an orifice."
18/03/23 12:11:54
"Oh no. We've got a crack in the ceiling."
18/03/23 12:07:33
''While we were away a squatter moved in.''
18/03/23 12:08:16, edited: 18/03/23 12:22:19
“That’s that done, now for the chimney breast.”
18/03/23 12:36:38
''Jewson we have a problem.''
18/03/23 12:32:17, edited: 18/03/23 12:49:53
''There's a huge arsehole coming through the ceiling, Wendy.'' ''Dave, use the front door.''
18/03/23 13:14:30, edited: 18/03/23 13:15:39
"HELP""I'M ON THE PHONE WITH THEM NOW...Call yourselves competent plasterers? Did it not occur to you to wake my wife and take down the hammock?"
18/03/23 12:11:57
"It's that lumpy Arsetex stuff."
18/03/23 12:09:19
"Babe, I don't mind your mother staying over, but can you go upstairs and ask her to sleep on her stomach?"
18/03/23 12:00:08
Does my bum look big in this?
18/03/23 13:48:33
Since having the extension done I can't get that builders bum out of my mind.
18/03/23 12:51:55, edited: 18/03/23 13:11:50
"Daddy, when I said I wanted a moon on my ceiling.."
18/03/23 12:06:50
Dave's flat was a bit of a dump.
19/03/23 0:59:29, edited: 19/03/23 1:01:03
Hammock in the lounge, Is this the same property with a washing machine above the loo?
18/03/23 14:35:09, edited: 18/03/23 14:35:25
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