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Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Happy hour wasn’t going well.

11/03/19 12:09:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits.

11/03/19 12:43:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

This is the last time we use that wife swapping agency

11/03/19 12:01:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Theresa May invites some friends over for dinner:

''Stop moaning about the food. It's either my meal or no meal.''

11/03/19 14:02:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

So same time next year then

11/03/19 13:03:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

The moment the night's 'surprise star comedian' is announced in Middlesbrough Working Men's Club as being Sarah Millican'

11/03/19 12:18:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"Ok John, We don't mind you staying over but I'm afraid we're a little old fashioned and you'll have to sleep downstairs on the sofa"

"Thank you, yeah no worries. She's on anyway"

11/03/19 13:38:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

You could cut the atmosphere with a knife, if there was one.

11/03/19 12:47:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Darlene could do amazing things with her feet.

11/03/19 12:22:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

It was unfortunate that they were all vegan and therefore unable to eat the elephant in the room.

11/03/19 12:08:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Food for thought

11/03/19 12:00:04

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"Grandma, that's not Grandpa's crotch!"
"It's fine, love. You're adopted."

Tue 1:20:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

When you say the people who voted leave have robbed you of your future. Then you find out your girlfriends parents voted leave.

11/03/19 21:07:15

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James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

No caption today. Too busy staring at Sarah's tits.

11/03/19 18:32:14

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Leonard Cohen's Greatest Hits was going down a treat.

11/03/19 17:43:52

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4579Chris Halliwell

Well it's certainly not a McDonald's Happy Meal.

11/03/19 17:25:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Awkward moment-he popped the question, she said no.

11/03/19 16:23:59

 
G fj Vote score: 473G fj

Algenon's comment about the wine being from the South facing slope was a gaff of unimaginable proportions...

11/03/19 13:34:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Marcus was clenching his buttocks hoping the in-laws would not notice his controlled fart

11/03/19 12:15:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 14208Mark England

That moment when you meet your girlfriend's parents for the first time, order a bacon and avocado platter but forget that they're Jewish

11/03/19 12:09:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"Mum, Dad.... Harry goes to Art College"

11/03/19 12:00:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

Better a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

11/03/19 12:00:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

The waitress's comment of "wine much" finally hits them.

Tue 0:58:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Wondering who's going to pick up the check.

11/03/19 16:16:58

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

Guess which one took the low offer on The Chase?

11/03/19 13:11:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Madame Dubois never performed a seance on an empty stomach.

11/03/19 12:33:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''Oh shit, one of my nails has dropped in the wine.''

11/03/19 12:17:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Rookie error. Grandma always sh*ts herself on rioja.

11/03/19 12:14:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

"So, should we get a doggy bag & call it a night?"

11/03/19 12:10:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Sharon was in an awkward situation, her mother and father both fancied the pants off her new boyfriend Carl.

11/03/19 12:08:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

The Hunger Games

11/03/19 12:06:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

Looks like there's been a bit of tiffin.

11/03/19 12:04:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

Her parents hated having to invite them over for dinner.

11/03/19 12:00:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Four cross meal

11/03/19 12:00:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

A cheese and whine evening

11/03/19 12:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Can'tapés

11/03/19 12:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

4 have a square meal a day

11/03/19 12:00:05

 
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