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"Are you OK to hold madam, Ive got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department"
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 12052Chris Keegan

"Are you OK to hold madam, I've got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department"

01/04/22 8:22:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11525James Lennox

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

01/04/22 8:32:42

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

It’s the same every bloody year! I put them away neatly in January but it still takes me until Boxing Day to untangle them!

01/04/22 8:02:28

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

There’s no need to panic, miss. To disarm it, you just need to snip the grey wire.

01/04/22 8:00:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21424Dave Bryan

''Aren't you listening in to the caption phone-ins this morning, Betty?''

''No, there's too much bad language.''

01/04/22 8:15:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23884Stephen Bean

"Olga, have you managed to fix President Putin's brain yet?"

01/04/22 8:21:35

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"Yes, turns out he had a screw loose." --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21424Dave Bryan

''Darling, are you sure brown is neut.........................''

01/04/22 8:29:53

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

"Come on Susan! Hurry up! The 12pm caption is due"

01/04/22 8:06:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

The world's first multitasking computer.

01/04/22 10:45:50

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

Panic in new telephone exchange, as the total number of telephone users increases to five.

01/04/22 8:31:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9934Hercules Rockefeller

"Karen, can you be a dear & fix the modem again?"

01/04/22 8:01:41

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

Sue Gray is still trying to untangle the web of lies about Partygate.

01/04/22 8:01:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13233Neil Mackenzie

She’s an exchange student.

01/04/22 16:16:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22567John Glover

" Mum! dad said could you come and fit a new plug on the table lamp?"

01/04/22 13:40:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

Scientists claim to have invented an electronic brain that mimics the activity of a female.

01/04/22 10:06:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28561Ian Skelding

“It’s amazing George, once I fitted this extra bit of tech it’ll be able to play up to 3 tracks.”

01/04/22 8:26:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14037Mr Dome

She wanted to live off the grid

01/04/22 8:24:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9836Glyn Evans

"So that's why they call it a rooter!"

01/04/22 8:23:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9934Hercules Rockefeller

Smooth Operator

01/04/22 8:11:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1903Dot Old

Celia was 80 by the time she learned how use her new knitting machine

01/04/22 8:07:59

 
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