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"Are you OK to hold madam, I've got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department"
01/04/22 7:22:35
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
01/04/22 7:32:42
It’s the same every bloody year! I put them away neatly in January but it still takes me until Boxing Day to untangle them!
01/04/22 7:02:28
There’s no need to panic, miss. To disarm it, you just need to snip the grey wire.
01/04/22 7:00:21
''Aren't you listening in to the caption phone-ins this morning, Betty?''''No, there's too much bad language.''
01/04/22 7:15:33
"Olga, have you managed to fix President Putin's brain yet?"
01/04/22 7:21:35
''Darling, are you sure brown is neut.........................''
01/04/22 7:29:53
"Come on Susan! Hurry up! The 12pm caption is due"
01/04/22 7:06:17
The world's first multitasking computer.
01/04/22 9:45:50
Panic in new telephone exchange, as the total number of telephone users increases to five.
01/04/22 7:31:49
"Karen, can you be a dear & fix the modem again?"
01/04/22 7:01:41
Sue Gray is still trying to untangle the web of lies about Partygate.
01/04/22 7:01:25