“It’s a lemon entry my dear Watson”

18/12/18 12:00:41

♪ We all live in a yellow pub-canteen

18/12/18 14:31:36

The fate of missing customers is explained when CCTV reveals a UFO beaming them up.

18/12/18 13:21:14

"...and HERE is the unusual home of Ochre Winfrey."

18/12/18 12:46:11

"Look, it's cheaper than buying bulbs every few weeks."

18/12/18 12:24:40

Fake hues

18/12/18 12:04:34

arte d'or

18/12/18 12:00:06

Light yellow.

19/12/18 14:49:27

Don't paint the pineapples yellow.
People might think it's some kind of trick.

19/12/18 7:00:03

When your mom's almost home and you forgot she had asked you to spruce up the house a little.

18/12/18 17:44:34

Due to the typo 'Cheery little bistro, popular for its specialty pineapple hunks' lady pineapples had been queuing to get in ever since

18/12/18 15:59:06

I'm sorry, but I think a Concentration Camp Café is in poor taste.

18/12/18 15:18:59

What's the point?

18/12/18 15:02:42

"I said I love being in the limelight!"

18/12/18 14:57:50

I told you, not to put in the yellow bulb

18/12/18 13:29:10

"Excuse me, could you tell me where the coward of the county lives?"

18/12/18 13:03:26

Some restaurants will try every angle to get customers through the doors.

18/12/18 12:51:34

Pyramid selling company.

18/12/18 12:43:20

Chris Martin's house I presume.

18/12/18 12:11:58

Dripping the light fantastic

18/12/18 12:05:41

"Vincent? Are you there?"

18/12/18 12:04:37

Custard art

18/12/18 12:02:25

Illuminainted

18/12/18 12:01:38

AU any chance of a table for two.

18/12/18 12:01:16

Now really, just one ribbon around the old oak tree would have been enough.

18/12/18 12:01:00

''Something tells me the price of the bacon baps has just gone up.''

18/12/18 12:00:21