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“Not tonight love, Ive got a monumental headache”
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

“Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache”

29/11/18 12:02:47

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"...mind if I grab your ASpirin?" --Greg Curtis
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs.

29/11/18 12:48:16

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Every time I look at this caption it makes me chuckle as much as it did the first time. I just love the twist at the end. Thanks for the laughs! --Pussy Galore
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

Emily was a sucker for a man with chiselled features.

29/11/18 12:32:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"Of course I love you mum, but this doesn't feel right."

29/11/18 12:31:40

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.

29/11/18 14:36:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

She needs to get some clothes on, her lips have already turned blue.

29/11/18 12:24:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

What a splendid erection!

29/11/18 12:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Copper feel

29/11/18 12:00:23

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

♫ And she can't be convicted, she's earned verdigris...

01/12/18 17:55:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

I bought this for the hallway but the wife left tit out in the garden.

30/11/18 0:28:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

He put up the sun shade because they were bronzed enough.

30/11/18 0:25:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Some of these debt collectors will have the clothes off your back.

29/11/18 17:51:59

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 454Barrie Bullock

On a wing & a prayer

29/11/18 14:50:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?

29/11/18 14:36:52

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

No, I can still see your herpes.

29/11/18 14:31:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

A bird in the hand WHILST in the bush = lucky git

29/11/18 14:11:43

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

"Let’s stalk about love."

29/11/18 12:01:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

After being together for many years, the cracks were starting to show.

29/11/18 12:00:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Erotic asphyxiation is nothing new.

29/11/18 14:11:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Infatuated with each other, the two lovers were joined at the hip

29/11/18 14:10:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

I had this e-mail promising me "a rock-hard johnson" - and I think it has worked!

29/11/18 13:20:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

They definitely have a special chemistry.

29/11/18 13:15:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

So it's true, sex does increase life expectancy.

29/11/18 13:11:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"Edgy."

29/11/18 13:05:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

Viagra …. how much is too much??

29/11/18 12:53:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"YOU, in the bushes: Hold it!..."

29/11/18 12:52:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

Molly's dyslexia was becoming expensive ….. since falling pregnant she was powerless to resist weird carvings.

29/11/18 12:37:34

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Ouch! --Molly R
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"Of course there's lead in my pencil."

29/11/18 12:16:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

"Get a room, you two!"

29/11/18 12:08:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

Torvill and Dean aren't as flexible as they used to be.

29/11/18 12:00:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Damonochles loved Herona dearly but was always put off by her overgrown bush

29/11/18 12:48:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"Relationships are sometimes hard."

29/11/18 12:47:59

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

Oo!I just got pricked.

29/11/18 12:47:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Isabella is attracted to men of short stature.

29/11/18 12:46:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

Archaeologists reveal that during the last moments in Pompeii, some of the locals were busting some shapes.

29/11/18 12:43:17

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

He put her on a pedestal but now she can’t get off.

29/11/18 12:18:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

The Iron Lady

29/11/18 12:02:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''Have you been snogging with that dog again?''

29/11/18 12:01:30

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Point and shoot

29/11/18 12:00:36

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Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

"I shoot from the hip."

29/11/18 12:00:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Love on the Rocks

29/11/18 12:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Statue of Libertitty

29/11/18 12:00:05

 
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