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“Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache”
29/11/18 12:02:47
Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs.
29/11/18 12:48:16
Emily was a sucker for a man with chiselled features.
29/11/18 12:32:46
"Of course I love you mum, but this doesn't feel right."
29/11/18 12:31:40
Pitching a tent the old fashioned way.
29/11/18 14:36:22
She needs to get some clothes on, her lips have already turned blue.
29/11/18 12:24:43
What a splendid erection!
29/11/18 12:00:27
Copper feel
29/11/18 12:00:23
♫ And she can't be convicted, she's earned verdigris...
01/12/18 17:55:49
I bought this for the hallway but the wife left tit out in the garden.
30/11/18 0:28:11
He put up the sun shade because they were bronzed enough.
30/11/18 0:25:55
Some of these debt collectors will have the clothes off your back.
29/11/18 17:51:59
On a wing & a prayer
29/11/18 14:50:41
Do you think you could help hold this thing, you lazy cow?
29/11/18 14:36:52
No, I can still see your herpes.
29/11/18 14:31:29
A bird in the hand WHILST in the bush = lucky git
29/11/18 14:11:43
"Let’s stalk about love."
29/11/18 12:01:09
After being together for many years, the cracks were starting to show.
29/11/18 12:00:14
Erotic asphyxiation is nothing new.
29/11/18 14:11:24
Infatuated with each other, the two lovers were joined at the hip
29/11/18 14:10:06
I had this e-mail promising me "a rock-hard johnson" - and I think it has worked!
29/11/18 13:20:12
They definitely have a special chemistry.
29/11/18 13:15:38
So it's true, sex does increase life expectancy.
29/11/18 13:11:28
"Edgy."
29/11/18 13:05:43
Viagra …. how much is too much??
29/11/18 12:53:26
"YOU, in the bushes: Hold it!..."
29/11/18 12:52:47
Molly's dyslexia was becoming expensive ….. since falling pregnant she was powerless to resist weird carvings.
29/11/18 12:37:34
"Of course there's lead in my pencil."
29/11/18 12:16:15
"Get a room, you two!"
29/11/18 12:08:21
Torvill and Dean aren't as flexible as they used to be.
29/11/18 12:00:09
Damonochles loved Herona dearly but was always put off by her overgrown bush
29/11/18 12:48:36
"Relationships are sometimes hard."
29/11/18 12:47:59
Oo!I just got pricked.
29/11/18 12:47:18
Isabella is attracted to men of short stature.
29/11/18 12:46:35
Archaeologists reveal that during the last moments in Pompeii, some of the locals were busting some shapes.
29/11/18 12:43:17
He put her on a pedestal but now she can’t get off.
29/11/18 12:18:21
The Iron Lady
29/11/18 12:02:59
''Have you been snogging with that dog again?''
29/11/18 12:01:30
Point and shoot
29/11/18 12:00:36
"I shoot from the hip."
29/11/18 12:00:13
Love on the Rocks
29/11/18 12:00:10
Statue of Libertitty
29/11/18 12:00:05
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